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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

OL portal options? 

Thomas Middleditch GIF by Team Coco

Maybe Hawkins wanted him to go to Stanford? I've met him, so I know more than y'all

Just now, satyanash said:

Uke's mom is the one who asked Hawkins if he was disappointed, to which he replied "Little bit." To clarify.

Ah. You had me worried you were an optimistic person for a second there. The balance remains. 

3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

So nuts were to be dragged?

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Just now, UncleBuck said:

Ah. You had me worried you were an optimistic person for a second there. The balance remains. 

No, I think I got the voices confused.

I don't remember for sure anymore so I'll defer to others who heard it through a better audio connection.

5 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

uke

NEG HIM

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Fuck it on to the next one...all gas no brakes

go enjoy doing jack and shit in Palo Alto

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Fuck tree. Fuck Herman. Fuck Hand and his stupid longhorn print pants with his longhorn bbq pit fuck shit. 

Has Texas ever beat Stanford for an OL recruit?
Always seems that the OL kids that are looking between Stanford and Texas always go tree as ultimately academics win out.

It’s kind of self selecting. The kind of kid that can get into Stanford is obviously way more likely to want to play school.

not trolling but would we have lost out on so many recruits had we fired herman earlier?

6 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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coaches were made aware late last night 

 

6 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

offense 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ✍️

Links for easy negging

At least that live stream took a damn hour to get to that announcement.

nm machinator somehow posted it first.

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Just now, satyanash said:

 

No one but you wanted this video here.

2 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Officially official, he grabbed the Stanford hat

"Hey everyone!  I dont want to compete, I want to be on a shitty team that wont have a winning record while I am here, I dont want to have to try at my academics but I want everyone to know just how smart I am cause Stanford is a brand"  Got it, thank you Mr Uke

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

"Hey everyone!  I dont want to compete, I want to be on a shitty team that wont have a winning record while I am here, I dont want to have to try at my academics but I want everyone to know just how smart I am cause Stanford is a brand"  Got it, thank you Mr Uke

I think you might be projecting just a tad

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

"Hey everyone!  I dont want to compete, I want to be on a shitty team that wont have a winning record while I am here, I dont want to have to try at my academics but I want everyone to know just how smart I am cause Stanford is a brand"  Got it, thank you Mr Uke

Well you're certainly living up to this site's name

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This o-line class is officially a 5 star sized Warheime toilet clogger

The last transition class looked the same cept the 3 star JAG turned into an All-American and probable 1st-2nd round draft pick. I'm going to take it to mean that low 3 star kid will be an All American and we'll sign 4-5 good OL in each of the next 3 classes. QED.

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6 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

1 in

coaches were made aware late last night 

 

6 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

offense 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ✍️

 

5 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

uke

Lulz, you've got receipts though, right?

You're either trolling us or you actually do have a source in the program but you're too stupid to know when they're lying to you or straight up trolling you.

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5 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

uke

Kylo Ren GIF by swerk
 

we need about 1000 negs! FIRE THIS GLIZZY GOBLIN!!

1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

"Hey everyone!  I dont want to compete, I want to be on a shitty team that wont have a winning record while I am here, I dont want to have to try at my academics but I want everyone to know just how smart I am cause Stanford is a brand"  Got it, thank you Mr Uke

God damn you sound like a loser.

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Kylo Ren GIF by swerk
 

we need about 1000 negs! FIRE THIS GLIZZY GOBLIN!!

Are we going for the record of poster with the most posrep to eventually get crowd sourced?

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I think you might be projecting just a tad

I despise the Aggies and I hate OU but I really fucking hate Stanford because everything about them is bullshit.  They're spoiled bitches.  Their academics are a joke at the undergrad level.  Grades are meaningless.  You dont have to try once you're in but every Stanford grad you've ever met just oozes entitlement.  "Isn't Andrew Luck amazing?!? He got an Architectural degree from STANFORD"  Yeah, an unaccredited program... lets all go get engineering degrees in College Station while we're at it.  Fuck that and Fuck Stanford

Good luck to Uke, everyone makes their own decisions for their own reasons.  But Stanford can suck a million bags of dicks

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

At least we are getting LJ amrite guise 

Can he play OL?

4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Could be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think relationships with the Texas high school coaches mean as much as 9.95ers try to tell us. In this era of social media, 7 v 7, trainers, etc, the HS coaches aren’t getting in these kids ears like they may of in the past. Hell, Charlie Strong completely ignored talking to HS coaches and basically went through the players and their parents and he still pulled in some highly ranked classes. 
 

A&M won this year so you didn’t hear a peep about it. The relationship with the Texas high school coaches excuse card only is pulled when you are losing. 

I tend to agree. When you have 5 stars leaving the state and posting Twitter pics throwing the horns down at places other than OU, that signifies to me the days of state pride and playing for your state school are gone.

It’s all about what’s trendy and cool at the moment. Being from Texas and hating on the Horns is the cool thing at the moment. So I have no problem going out of state. I’ll take 85 Bijan Robinsons before getting on our knees begging for Texas kids

1 minute ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Are we going for a record of poster with the most posrep to eventually get crowd sourced?

I did my part. I'll admit, I enjoyed some of the recruiting bombs he dropped last year. After he was outed on the GC, though, the info dried up. Posting the financial services Zoom with Urban was insulting and this may be the straw. 

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