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1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

carl got negged out of the solar system holy shit...

@Machinator nuked him

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Only thing I'm worried about is if we've earned back CTJ's approval now.

I know this has been mentioned before... but the next motto *should* be  - Fuck around and find out.

28 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Casey would probably transfer if Card won but the reverse is unlikely with 2 years of separation.  I think Casey will win too. Card will probably beat out whoever the 2022 guy is /no @Longhorn94

If Wright has to play Bijan will just put the team on his back.

If 2022 is Murphy we could redshirt him.   Two years for each to play

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Good job, Surly assholes. Now don't repeat the Carl mistake again.

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm imagining him trying to log on for the first time in a few hours. Lulz. 

Yeah, once he gets through customs in Bolivia.

Just now, Wishbone said:

Yeah, once he gets through customs in Bolivia.

I spent three years in Bolivia. It's a shithole but too good for Carl.

48 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Pulling a kid from aggy in cy fair is like pulling a kid from LSU in Baton Rouge or New Orleans. I’m not gonna go full aggy and talk like he sucks or we didn’t need him or whatever, but it’s not the end of the world. Especially with two more years of Bijan and Blue coming in the next class.

Feel pretty good about holding onto Blue with Sark but once again losing the top two RB's in the state definitely sucks

Unless dude from the valley continues his tear in college

I'm sure he and TTom will get along well in Purgatory.

1 minute ago, Kanly said:

I spent three years in Bolivia. It's a shithole but too good for Carl.

Three years! That was a brutal crowdsourcing.

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm imagining him trying to log on for the first time in a few hours. Lulz. 

I am 99% certain he created a new account in December. 

Wondering if Drayton's eyes were because a 2nd RB in 22 jumped on board because they didn't want the boat to get filled up and he just has a shit awareness rating. Then again, he could just be trying to work the Twitters and got confused.

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7 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Only thing I'm worried about is if we've earned back CTJ's approval now.

I went through and negged his dumbass about 25 times myself. Some might view our behaviors as petty and unproductive. Those people would be correct and I don't give a shit. Well done, Surly. 

Now keep your shit together and don't let something like that happen in the future. 

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Good job, Surly assholes. Now don't repeat the Carl mistake again.

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21 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

he gone

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What's the story here?  What did he do to incur the Wrath of Surly?

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Posting Sark press conference updates here. Stand by

I don't like his shirt, fire him.

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CTJ said carl had to much rep to crowd source, surly's response....fail hold my beer GIF by Action Point

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I don't like his shirt, fire him.

Shirt is fine. Pullover is ass. 

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

Shirt is fine. Pullover is ass. 

Yes pullover, my bad.

In Sark we trust.  Let's move on and get us some great recruits next year and some transfers.

Dang, wallstreetbets got nothing on this crew. You guys should go find a stock to bid up. Mob violence is real on surly. 

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Shirt is fine. Pullover is ass. 



No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!

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Holy shit this is funny, anyone know what the highest neg count ever is? For one post and one poster? Carl was at like 2k in rep this morning 

27 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Perhaps a more thorough account of what you're actually saying before you actually say it is appropriate to avoid this in the future. 

I think I am pretty clear in what I am saying. 

8 post asshole now

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Holy shit this is funny, anyone know what the highest neg count ever is? For one post and one poster? Carl was at like 2k in rep this morning 

 

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