February 2, 20223 yr Popular Post 12 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: I suspect my neighborhood dive bar and the pizza joint down the way will have record sales tonight.
February 2, 20223 yr 38 minutes ago, Deej said: If the birds are any indication, shit is about to get real. I usually have 5-10 at the feeders at any given time. There's 50 plus out there at the moment fighting for food. Blue Jay's, cardinals, woodpeckers, finches, doves, grackles...you name it. I guess they are filling up beforehand. Maybe it's their cheep day.
February 2, 20223 yr PSA: Don't forget to jerk off tonight in case it's too cold in your home to whip it out for a couple of days.
February 2, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Trash collection canceled. But is the Waffle House open?
February 2, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, TexArcher said: PSA: Don't forget to jerk off tonight in case it's too cold in your home to whip it out for a couple of days. I have had a pretty strict 12 hour regimen for the past 30 years, so not an issue.
February 2, 20223 yr 42 minutes ago, LonghornSean said: Fourth graders chanting "four day weekend!" at my school. Guess the word is out What is that, the School for Lord of the Flies?
February 2, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Trash collection canceled. First they took away our bulk collection... an we said nothing
February 2, 20223 yr Also, I grabbed a takeout lunch at the downtown Whole Foods. The scene wasn't too bad. There were people shopping, but not a madhouse, and plenty of vegan organic holistic sustainably sourced ethical chil fixins and such on the shelves.
February 2, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, miguelito said: What is that, the School for Lord of the Flies? Shut up piggy you don’t have the conch.
February 2, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: I have had a pretty strict 12 hour regimen for the past 30 years, so not an issue. In a row? You are the Uncle Boobs of jerking it.
February 2, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Also, I grabbed a takeout lunch at the downtown Whole Foods. The scene wasn't too bad. There were people shopping, but not a madhouse, and plenty of vegan organic holistic sustainably sourced ethical chil fixins and such on the shelves. That sustainably harvested cumin really sets off a bowl of red.
February 2, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said: So . . . my son and I have had a 10:05 AM flight out of ABIA tomorrow (Thursday). We live in a confluence of Austin's steepest roads. We're fucked, right? FIFY
February 2, 20223 yr Circle C HEB... I've been told the Oak Hill one is much calmer. I opted for the Brodie Randall's since its usually sleepy. It wasn't quiet but compared to what I've seen about Escarpment, totally chill. Store shelves looked reasonable. Average customer age hovering around 72 years old, as expected. Meanwhile in Westlake Edited February 2, 20223 yr by texasdago
February 2, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, texasdago said: Circle C HEB... I've been told the Oak Hill one is much calmer. I opted for the Brodie Randall's since its usually sleepy. It wasn't quiet but compared to what I've seen about Escarpment, totally chill. Store shelves looked reasonable. Average customer age hovering around 72 years old, as expected. Meanwhile in Westlake Hit the Oak Hill HEB at 7 this am. It was a breeze. They were out if a lot of stuff, but I think they weren't done doing their restock. Plenty of water and ass wipes, though.
February 2, 20223 yr Author 25 minutes ago, TexArcher said: PSA: Don't forget to jerk off tonight in case it's too cold in your home to whip it out for a couple of days. It's never too cold to whip it out and jerk off...@mooseoutfront should have told you.
February 2, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: Hit the Oak Hill HEB at 7 this am. It was a breeze. They were out if a lot of stuff, but I think they weren't done doing their restock. Plenty of water and ass wipes, though. ass wipes not on sale. Oak Hill much better at restocking. Escarpment has pretty much been kicked to the curb since Oak Hill opened.
February 2, 20223 yr Author 7 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: Hit the Oak Hill HEB at 7 this am. It was a breeze. They were out if a lot of stuff, but I think they weren't done doing their restock. Plenty of water and ass wipes, though. What? You savage.
February 2, 20223 yr 27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Also, I grabbed a takeout lunch at the downtown Whole Foods. The scene wasn't too bad. There were people shopping, but not a madhouse, and plenty of vegan organic holistic sustainably sourced ethical chil fixins and such on the shelves. But they were all out of recycled, organic toilet paper, I bet.
February 2, 20223 yr ass wipes not on sale. Oak Hill much better at restocking. Escarpment has pretty much been kicked to the curb since Oak Hill opened.It does seem that wayI still prefer escarpment
February 2, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said: I was thinking the school districts would go virtual (at least Austin, since the kids all have devices), but if they aren't even doing that, it probably means they are guessing there will be plenty of power outages due to the ice. TEA won't let Texas districts go virtual. It won't count as a school day for funding or instructional minutes if a district does it.
February 2, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said: TEA won't let Texas districts go virtual. It won't count as a school day for funding or instructional minutes if a district does it. Wait, does TEA count weather cancellations as school days for funding?
February 2, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, South Austin said: Wait, does TEA count weather cancellations as school days for funding? It's more about instructional minutes. Schools have to have a certain number of minutes in a year. If a district goes virtual for a day, those minutes do not count, according to TEA. Edited February 2, 20223 yr by HornOnTheBayou
February 2, 20223 yr A lot of districts have planned for extra minutes for the year so they won't need to make-up these days. If a district hasn't, they'll need to make-up these days in the future.
February 2, 20223 yr 31 minutes ago, Updawg said: It does seem that way I still prefer escarpment I do too just try to be smart when I need to be there... I like it better than Oak Hill especially since I know my way around Escarpment.
February 2, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, texasdago said: I do too just try to be smart when I need to be there... I like it better than Oak Hill especially since I know my way around Escarpment. Both are closer to me but I still go to the William Cannon/Brodie one.
February 2, 20223 yr 30 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said: A lot of districts have planned for extra minutes for the year so they won't need to make-up these days. If a district hasn't, they'll need to make-up these days in the future. Yes, our district always has at least 2 days in the late spring designated as make-up days. If there's no snow days, then those become days off later. If snow days are used, then those days become school days.
February 2, 20223 yr Picking the girls up from daycare. Now 39 degrees and dumping rain in NW Waco. Front is early, and stronger than anticipated.
February 2, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Picking the girls up from daycare. Now 39 degrees and dumping rain in NW Waco. Front is early, and stronger than anticipated. Supposed to be around 46 right now. Maybe we'll get lucky and get some snow on top of the ice? Edited February 2, 20223 yr by SimonBolivar
February 2, 20223 yr Texas State just announced closure tomorrow and Friday, for fuck's sake. I teach online classes, and I'm not allowed to give the quiz I had planned for tomorrow, or assign homework.
February 2, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said: Maybe we'll get lucky and get some snow on top of the ice? The thing that sucks about this storm is that it's really a fairly warm one. This cold layer from the front is very shallow, no more than a couple thousand feet. So the precip that forms aloft is rain, and the cold layer is so thin it might not even have time to freeze before it hits the ground (sleet), nor is frozen when it first forms in higher altitudes (snow). This stuff rains down the warm air until it hits the cold ground and then freezes. If the cold layer deepens toward tomorrow there may be more sleet and even snow flurries before the storm moves out, as the middle atmosphere will get colder. But as much as I wish this were snow, the storm is too warm aloft to produce it, in any snow would be very light and fleeting as a storm really moves past us. Edited February 2, 20223 yr by phdhorn
February 2, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Picking the girls up from daycare. Now 39 degrees and dumping rain in NW Waco. Front is early, and stronger than anticipated. Damn that's pretty gangster of you to send your kids to daycare in Dean Highland.
February 2, 20223 yr KXAN going full commando mode with a graphic and serious music and everything. Jim has even come out of his coffin to pal with cutie boy David.
February 2, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said: Damn that's pretty gangster of you to send your kids to daycare in Dean Highland. Technically China Spring
February 2, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Technically China Spring I was hoping Happy Wok had opened up a child labor camp.
February 2, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Technically China Spring Man, I love the Doobie Brothers.
February 2, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: I have had a pretty strict 12 hour regimen for the past 30 years, so not an issue. You've jerked off 21,900 times in that span.
February 2, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, phdhorn said: KXAN going full commando mode with a graphic and serious music and everything. Jim has even come out of his coffin to pal with cutie boy David. Jim Spencer going commando. Edited February 2, 20223 yr by Jiggy-Z Sp.
February 2, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Also, I grabbed a takeout lunch at the downtown Whole Foods. The scene wasn't too bad. There were people shopping, but not a madhouse, and plenty of vegan organic holistic sustainably sourced ethical chil fixins and such on the shelves.
February 2, 20223 yr Ice line hitting Erath County in North Texas. (Stephenville). Ice extending to Denton and Sherman. Mineral Wells and Granbury are about to transition to the freezing stuff. Fort Worth up to Paris soon. Time to settle in for a warm winter’s nap up in the DFW Metroplex and “North Texas.” Watch out for tree limbs.
February 2, 20223 yr Herd of cow pissing on flat rocks in Central Austin. Going to have everything nice and damp for when it hits freezing in the morning. Meanwhile, ERCOT:
February 2, 20223 yr They had to open a third register at Total Wine in SA at 1 this afternoon. Before they did it was 5 deep in line
February 2, 20223 yr 33 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: You've jerked off 21,900 times in that span.
February 2, 20223 yr From a Lubbock message board, concerning travel: I cannot Stress this enough if you do not have FULL COVERAGE insurance by a legitimate insurance agency please stay home. Fred Loya don’t count for example.
February 2, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: What about The General? If you can't count on a low-rent cartoon military guy, who can you count on?
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