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1 hour ago, 3adays said:

LOL…watching local Austin CBS and live shot downtown with Ricardo has some psycho yelling “CBS is fake news..you suck” 

BTW…I’d like to use Allison Millers tities to keep me warm 

What the hell man, we are in a climate emergency. Document your thesis for those in a life threatening scenario.

r/hot_reporters - Allison Miller CBS Austin, TX shes smoking hot!!! Guys thoughts? She has a great rack to!!

that does in fact appear to be a preferable survival technique to slicing open a tauntaun

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1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

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Looks like Allison could also gnaw down some firewood if you needed any.

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15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

What the hell man, we are in a climate emergency. Document your thesis for those in a life threatening scenario.

r/hot_reporters - Allison Miller CBS Austin, TX shes smoking hot!!! Guys thoughts? She has a great rack to!!

that does in fact appear to be a preferable survival technique to slicing open a tauntaun

See post #944

24 minutes ago, pronghorn said:

 

What kind of fucking idiot would get on the upper deck in this shit? Jesus....

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

What kind of fucking idiot would get on the upper deck in this shit? Jesus....

So....you were under the illusion that we're not utterly surrounded by idiots?  Where'd you get that idea?

23 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

What kind of fucking idiot would get on the upper deck in this shit? Jesus....

TXTOW? 

59 minutes ago, Blotto said:

What the hell man, we are in a climate emergency. Document your thesis for those in a life threatening scenario.

r/hot_reporters - Allison Miller CBS Austin, TX shes smoking hot!!! Guys thoughts? She has a great rack to!!

that does in fact appear to be a preferable survival technique to slicing open a tauntaun

Looks like she can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence. 

Update:

All right, the clearing line has come through, maybe one more band of light snow (actually is with the radar is showing) could come through Bruce Lee then I think we're done with the precip.

Figures that it would save it's harshest round for right before it cleared but I think we escaped fairly well.

How low it gets tomorrow a.m. depends on how much cloud cover is left. Back later if necessary, I'm considering this storm event over more or less.

2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Update:

All right, the clearing line has come through, maybe one more band of light snow (actually is with the radar is showing) could come through Bruce Lee then I think we're done with the precip.

Figures that it would save it's harshest round for right before it cleared but I think we escaped fairly well.

How low it gets tomorrow a.m. depends on how much cloud cover is left. Back later if necessary, I'm considering this storm event over more or less.

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But yeah, whatever Frankie said above.

40 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

What kind of fucking idiot would get on the upper deck in this shit? Jesus....

Have I ever told you about the Irish?

1 hour ago, 3adays said:

Yes, these

 

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Looks like my GI doctor when she is going in deep. Same smirk. 

7 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I'm considering this storm event over more or less.

It's not over until my pipes says that it is over. 

7 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Update:

All right, the clearing line has come through, maybe one more band of light snow (actually is with the radar is showing) could come through Bruce Lee then I think we're done with the precip.

Figures that it would save it's harshest round for right before it cleared but I think we escaped fairly well.

How low it gets tomorrow a.m. depends on how much cloud cover is left. Back later if necessary, I'm considering this storm event over more or less.

LOL just read through this, my fubar voice to text converter did a great job. Have no idea what"come through Bruce Lee"means and I don't want to know.

Anyway, the bulk of the storm is definitely passed, could be some backside spotting freezing precip but we're out of the woods precip wise now.

1 hour ago, 3adays said:

Yes, these

 

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I'd use the upper deck on that in this weather. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

It's not over until my pipes says that it is over. 

"Storm" = precip. Was careful not to say entire event.

Actually, the cold was related but separate event from the storm itself. Unusual that way.

11 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

maybe one more band of light snow (actually is with the radar is showing) could come through Bruce Lee

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This is not a charade! 

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

LOL…watching local Austin CBS and live shot downtown with Ricardo has some psycho yelling “CBS is fake news..you suck” 

BTW…I’d like to use Allison Millers tities to keep me warm 

My office is literally -- and I'm using the word correctly -- 50 feet from KEYE.  Need me to pass on a message?

Here's something to tide you over:

Allison Miller CBS Austin, TX shes smoking hot!!! Guys thoughts? She has a  great rack to!! : r/hot_reporters

14 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

LOL just read through this, my fubar voice to text converter did a great job. Have no idea what"come through Bruce Lee"means and I don't want to know.

Anyway, the bulk of the storm is definitely passed, could be some backside spotting freezing precip but we're out of the woods precip wise now.

Sonovabitch

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

drunk on green chile stew. 

soylent green chile stew is people!

So fucking dumb that they started naming winter storms.  Throwing bone to the weather channel so they can Randy Marsh all over Watson, I suppose. 

12 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

HEB closing? Drat! that is worse than power outage! We gonna die. 

Was it ever really open?

36 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

So fucking dumb that they started naming winter storms.  Throwing bone to the weather channel so they can Randy Marsh all over Watson, I suppose. 

If anyone can tell me the "name" of this storm, I don't want to talk to them - ever.

20 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

If anyone can tell me the "name" of this storm, I don't want to talk to them - ever.

I understood it was named Bruce Lee.

22 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

If anyone can tell me the "name" of this storm, I don't want to talk to them - ever.

I couldn’t tell you the “name” of the storm last year.   
 

perhaps it was “Moose Out Front’s Revenge”? 

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43 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

If anyone can tell me the "name" of this storm, I don't want to talk to them - ever.

Landon. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like she can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence. 

She do have nice teets, but god damn she’s ugly. 

27 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I understood it was named Bruce Lee.

Had some backside spotting as well I guess.

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Was it ever really open?

My local might as well shut down. Last few times it has looked like an old Soviet supermarket with all the empty shelves. Our local Kroger has been kicking its ass the last couple of months. 

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1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

If anyone can tell me the "name" of this storm, I don't want to talk to them - ever.

HEB will miss your business:

 

7 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

HEB will miss your business:

 

Thanks for the heads up. You're right - that's the last time I go shopping for food at HEB corporate offices in San Antonio!

Now show me the tweet that shows where HEB management mandates that the employees know the name of the storm. My guess is not 2% of them do.

Then show me the tweet where NWS mentions the storm name.

Yeah, it's pretty universally understood that that was nothing but a hypodermatic ratings grab attempt by idiots at the weather channel.

50 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

God damn she’s ugly. 

L. O. L.

So my mom’s flight from ATL to Austin still hasn’t been cancelled. Are the roads still fucked down there?  

Let’s Go Landon!

 

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

The real crisis has only just begun.

 

So we won't be able to get shit HEB makes since they won't be open?   

 

43 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

HEB will miss your business:

 

Ready and prepared to serve Texas...

Until 5 pm

7 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

So my mom’s flight from ATL to Austin still hasn’t been cancelled. Are the roads still fucked down there?  

Jim Spencer is still on set with Yeoman's on KXAN, and they've shared some TXDOT cams showing empty roads, Over here on east Riverside, I'm not seeing any cars on the streets.

10 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

So my mom’s flight from ATL to Austin still hasn’t been cancelled. Are the roads still fucked down there?  

Anything elevated (flyovers, upper decks, etc.) is probably iced, although they might be sanded by now. In my area (NE Austin) the neighborhood surface roads are still drivable but there are icy spots, Concrete sidewalks and driveways have ice & sleet.  Anything still wet is likely to freeze as it gets colder tonight.  It's really borderline and may even depend on the part of town (N. side, south, etc.). 

Yea, I’m really shocked the flight is still coming in. My kid lives in west campus, so he would have to cross the Colorado somewhere to get to the airport. He’s never driven in icy conditions, so if I can avoid it I will. She lands after 9, so shit will be frozen again. Right now the hope is cabs or Ubers are still running. If she lands and can’t get something from the airport I’ll start guiding him there. 

Definitely depends on the part of town.  In my neighborhood (NW Travis) the roads stayed passable all day long and now they're dry with no ice.  Concrete sidewalks and driveways are still icy, and I'd imagine flyovers are an issue.

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