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I was playing playstation with Dunn when his fax machine went off in his dorm room. It was an offer from the Cincinatti Reds. He told us bye and left everything in his room. True story.

Buster Olney is such a cunt. He just ranked the top 10 teams in MLB and didn’t have the Astros in there. 
sure Buster. The team that’s been to the ALCS 5 times in a row and WS 3 of 5, added JV and subtracted Correa (pardon me while I sob into my pillow) isn’t a top 10 team in MLB. Yeah right you dumb fucking cunt. 

12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Buster Olney is such a cunt. He just ranked the top 10 teams in MLB and didn’t have the Astros in there. 
sure Buster. The team that’s been to the ALCS 5 times in a row and WS 3 of 5, added JV and subtracted Correa (pardon me while I sob into my pillow) isn’t a top 10 team in MLB. Yeah right you dumb fucking cunt. 

Yes.  Yes.  Let the hate flow through you. 

On 1/12/2022 at 2:51 PM, Ichabod said:

I was playing playstation with Dunn when his fax machine went off in his dorm room. It was an offer from the Cincinatti Reds. He told us bye and left everything in his room. True story.

ahh the good old days of having a fax machine in your dorm room.

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12 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

 

Luis Baez, an 18-year old from the Dominican Republic, is one of the international free agents that the Astros are excited to sign. Standing at 6-foot-1, the outfielder is a power hitter that can hit for above average and drive in runs. One of the key areas that the Astros will focus on will be his defense. It is also important to note that Baez was the 27th ranked prospect by Baseball America.

20 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Had to check and see, and of course one of the first comments is "Are there any American players out there?!?!?"

The comments on the FB post by the team is just chock full of similar idiocy. People bemoaning that we're becoming the "Santo Domingo Astros" or that Crane is being cheap for signing young caribbean players instead of major leaguers. Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

 
you must not read the Astro threads much 😂😂

We need more "Murican players. I don't wanna see Altuve, Alvarez, Yuli, Garcia, Framber, and Urquidy playing with a bunch of foreigners.

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Had to check and see, and of course one of the first comments is "Are there any American players out there?!?!?"

The comments on the FB post by the team is just chock full of similar idiocy. People bemoaning that we're becoming the "Santo Domingo Astros" or that Crane is being cheap for signing young caribbean players instead of major leaguers. Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

I think by “fanbase” you mean “human race”

SIAP, but Pena has some major swagger. Wait for the replay.

 

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On 1/12/2022 at 3:34 PM, tx 3 putt said:

I’m all for signing as many Cubans as possible 

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Astros are re-branding the Skeeters. Hosting a reveal event down in Sugar Land next Friday. 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Astros are re-branding the Skeeters. Hosting a reveal event down in Sugar Land next Friday. 

 

 

Colt 45s? Oilers? Astritos?

On 1/17/2022 at 8:32 AM, henrygandorf said:

 

yes, i'm quoting my own post just to point out that this is not some random cowboy hater, this is the official twitter account of betmgm.  lol.

tipping derek jeter GIF

38 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Too bad I liked the Skeeters.  It will probably be something boring 

No doubt. I’m guessing the Sugar Land Stars at Constellation Field. 

Sugar Land Sugar Babies?

It has to be something space quirky like the Big Bangs, Galatics, Quasars, or Szygy

Sugar Land Express (not trolling yall Round Rock, just showing love to our Ken Hall back home!)

This bullshit that is going on right now is really fucking up my travel plans.  I had planned to go to the Dbacks series for my bday, and can get cheap ass flights on SWA right now for their sale....but that is only until 1/20.  I don't want to book shit without knowing for sure they are playing the games. 

On 1/17/2022 at 10:55 AM, Storm the Field said:

SIAP, but Pena has some major swagger. Wait for the replay.

 

That was a Correa like reaction. I've been saying, go trade for Mullins or Reynolds. Pena is the guy at SS.

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

It has to be something space quirky like the Big Bangs, Galatics, Quasars, or Szygy

Sugar Land Isotopes

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sugar Land Isotopes

That… would be awesome

Space Cowboys!! Lol

 

I was so close. Should've gone with Syzygy.

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I think it’s pretty funny in that minor league quirkiness kinda way. 

Not Boras, that sucks. 

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Not Boras, that sucks. 

Are we still pretending that's a thing?  He currently represents Altuve, Bregman, and LMJ.

 

I guess the mascot’s name will be Maurice. 

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23 minutes ago, WBT said:

Are we still pretending that's a thing?  He currently represents Altuve, Bregman, and LMJ.

 

And that’s fair

26 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess the mascot’s name will be Maurice. 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess the mascot’s name will be Maurice. 

 

Make it happen

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

This bullshit that is going on right now is really fucking up my travel plans.  I had planned to go to the Dbacks series for my bday, and can get cheap ass flights on SWA right now for their sale....but that is only until 1/20.  I don't want to book shit without knowing for sure they are playing the games. 

This here.

i really don’t to book a trip to the big apple in late June unless certain the Astros will be playing there then

flip side, worst case for Southwest, just book it and use a credit for another series later in the year 

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

Swing like a crazy person in case you hit it.

26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Swing like a crazy person in case you hit it.

He can Cadillac a homer like no one I have ever seen.

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Swing like a crazy person in case you hit it.

That’s as controlled a swing as I’ve ever seen from him. 

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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They Jettisoned the Skeet Skeet into the night sky. 

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