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#1451
On 2/12/2022 at 6:52 PM, WBT said:

Keith Law's top 20 Astros prospects:

https://theathletic.com/3118842/2022/02/11/astros-top-20-prospects-for-2022-keith-law-ranks-houstons-farm-system/

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I'm hoping Korey Lee can be our first catcher that can hit since...

Mitch Meluskey. For one brief, shining season.

He actually got invited to the All Star game as a replacement last minute but was drunk as shit at South Padre and did not answer his phone.

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#1453
9 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Bregman is going to be a dad.

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This can go one of two ways.  Either he’s a good dad, and his sleep-deprived, distracted, worried ass is about to turn in by far the worst season of his career.  Or he’s a piece of shit, in which case he will run to baseball as a justified escape from the horrors of parenthood, in which case he’s gonna be AL MVP.  Here’s hoping he’s a POS.

#1455
18 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Mitch Meluskey. For one brief, shining season.

He actually got invited to the All Star game as a replacement last minute but was drunk as shit at South Padre and did not answer his phone.

Another problem with Meluskey was that baseballs weren't the only thing he could hit.

#1456
44 minutes ago, Scraps said:

due in August.

fucking poor planning.  

mid Nov-march babies only dummies 

At least its not late October

#1458
2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

This can go one of two ways.  Either he’s a good dad, and his sleep-deprived, distracted, worried ass is about to turn in by far the worst season of his career.  Or he’s a piece of shit, in which case he will run to baseball as a justified escape from the horrors of parenthood, in which case he’s gonna be AL MVP.  Here’s hoping he’s a POS.

If he has any sense he will use baseball as a refuge from the horrors of living under the same roof as a baby. Babies are the worst. 

#1459
3 hours ago, Scraps said:

due in August.

fucking poor planning.  

mid Nov-march babies only dummies 

This is where my head went, but as already pointed out, he avoids the pennant race/postseason.

 

and with our manager/FO penchant for “resting” guys he was probably in line to be sitting a lot in August anyway, so might as well be on the paternity list.

 

#1460

Can you dumb pro athlete breeders ever time your fucks properly, JFC

#1463

Pitchers and catchers were scheduled to report today with the 1st game on February 26. Yet all we have to talk about is the Bregnancy. Fuck Manfred!

#1464
On 2/14/2022 at 2:41 PM, Johnny Sack said:

Mitch Meluskey. For one brief, shining season.

The only ball ever hit right to me in a baseball stadium was a HR to RF by Meluskey on Mother's Day 2000 on ESPN Sunday night baseball during the inaugural season at the juice box (of course we all know what it was then). I still have that ball, but damn it's a letdown that it was hit by that bum Meluskey and not by Biggio, Bagwell, Caminiti, or Alou.

#1466
10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Ahem, that’s Mr. Astros all-time single season leader in OPS by a catcher” Meluskey to you, good sir 

(.888)

Rookie Meluskey cutting in line in front of Matt Mieske, a veteran journeyman, to take BP was a big, big no no per our veterans.  Then Meluskey dotted his eye. You just don't do that.

#1467
On 2/15/2022 at 8:54 AM, Spaceman Spiff said:

Another problem with Meluskey was that baseballs weren't the only thing he could hit.

Mieske.

Meluskey had a lot of hitting talent.  Shoulder injuries killed his career.

#1469
3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

rumors mccullers out for season. more tommy john. 

fun offseason so far. 

you're fucking with us right?

#1474
6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if true, there will be links soon enough. 

Hope you are wrong. Appreciate you know stuff. Thanks for sharing. 

#1476
On 2/15/2022 at 8:25 AM, Scraps said:

due in August.

fucking poor planning.  

mid Nov-march babies only dummies 

Actually that's perfect timing.  We always suck shit in August so get the kid out of the way before the September push starts.

#1477
On 2/19/2022 at 4:03 PM, henrygandorf said:

rumors mccullers out for season. more tommy john. 

fun offseason so far. 

Don't worry we have this up and comer named Forrest Whitley who is going to dominate 

#1478
30 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Don't worry we have this up and comer named Forrest Whitley who is going to dominate 

I’m telling you, this is gonna be the year for Whitley. He is going to break out and be above average to really good. 

#1479
3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m telling you, this is gonna be the year for Whitley. He is going to break out and be above average to really good. 

Cool. 

I just want him to pitch in the majors at some point in his fucking career 

#1480
14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Cool. 

I just want him to pitch in the majors at some point in his fucking career 

Me too. I’m not giving up on him. He’s still not that old and he’s got talent. At least he did before TJ surgery. I’m dollar cost averaging his stock right now. 

#1481

Houston has excellent SP depth so they could sustain losing McCullers for a good chunk of the season and probably be ok, but not having him for the playoffs would be fuckin devastating.

Seems odd that if he knew he needed TJ he would not have already had the surgery (or at least announced it).

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#1482
2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Houston has excellent SP depth so they could sustain losing McCullers for a good chunk of the season and probably be ok, but not having him for the playoffs would be fuckin devastating.

Seems odd that if he knew he needed TJ he would not have already had the surgery (or at least announced it).

Yeah if McCullers is out again for TJ, he ain't coming back until late 2023.

#1487

Some posts over the weekend at Carlos' baby's baptism with LMJ and another with LMJ, CC and Machete captioned "Family"

Hey Carlos - 

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#1488
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some posts over the weekend at Carlos' baby's baptism with LMJ and another with LMJ, CC and Machete captioned "Family"

Hey Carlos - 

 

Yup dad and I were discussing those baptism pics and him having the guys over watching the UFC fight....hope they are convincing him to stay more and more....and his wife is a texas girl.  LA, Redsox, Yankees teammates would seem like they suck, Carlos.

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#1490
On 2/21/2022 at 9:32 AM, Scraps said:

Cool. 

I just want him to pitch in the majors at some point in his fucking career 

Arizona Fall League first ballot hall of famer. 

#1494
10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so "not being ready for opening day" is good news?

Better than this

On 2/19/2022 at 4:03 PM, henrygandorf said:

rumors mccullers out for season. more tommy john. 

fun offseason so far. 

 

#1495

none of this fills me with confidence, and he's not going to make an injury announcement in the middle of the lockout.

 

and while i'm not on the side of the owners, at all, i don't like the finger pointing.  i find it hard to believe that rich athletes can't find proper rehab.

#1496
8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

and while i'm not on the side of the owners, at all, i don't like the finger pointing.  i find it hard to believe that rich athletes can't find proper rehab.

 

1000% correct

#1499
6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

$15 million a year doesn’t go as far as it used to

How much time could that rent with the twins?

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