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2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

This is a massive problem that we don't talk about much. Just the basic reality of having upper-classmen leaders who manage the team's attitude and effort.

Well y'all heard the off-season reports that pretty much the transfers had taken over leadership of the team.

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

I'm just waiting for the inevitable "players-only" meeting.

 

You're Late Saty.... Anwar called for this October 16th 😋

 

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Dumb if true. Irresponsible journalism if not. 

I vote both are stripped of the privilege of being associated with Texas football. 

Sark and Moore?  Ok I guess. 

2 hours ago, Jester said:

I just spoke with Super K, yes he is still alive. Here is what we have been told:
Sources told K that the argument, while heated, was the two sides airing their frustrations. We have been told it was not anything hostile and do no believe Moore’s future with the team to be in doubt.
Following the argument, Moore got on the bus with everyone else on the team and returned to the facility.
Again, we are being told Moore’s future at Texas is not in question at the moment and it is expected that he is going to remain a member of the team moving forward.

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Fucking Anwar.

Yeah -- Fucking Anwar

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This sounded like a real possibility until epic dumbfuck Brian Davis chimed in to amplify Anwar's tweet. Now I am skeptical about all of it. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I think I conclusively proved it wasn't him. This is a photo of the door in question. The culprit's shadow tells the truth.

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It was Bart Simpson all along.

Come on now. How do we know it wasn't this guy?

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One of my best friends coached him in youth football.  They keep up with each other.  I sent him the anwar tweet and he replied.  “I sent him a text to call me”.  /CSB

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2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Where did the monkey bite you?!? 

FIFY

4 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Oh yeah, but what color was his piss??

Yellow like his gutless character.

Maybe he'll portal to ou.  In return let's see if we can get that Pimpleton kid from CMU.  

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I think I conclusively proved it wasn't him. This is a photo of the door in question. The culprit's shadow tells the truth.

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It was Bart Simpson all along.

S&C staff needs to be fired. Dude should be blasting studs into splinters not making little sissy dents. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Dumb if true. Irresponsible journalism if not. 

I vote both are stripped of the privilege of being associated with Texas football. 

Add in Kurt for good measure.

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Can she run a skinny post and catch the fucking ball?

There is plenty of evidence that she has mastered the skinny post while having dollar bills thrown in her general direction. Rumor is, she can catch at least two balls at once. I wouldn't put it past her. Video evidence suggests she is talented and experienced.

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So basically it's just typical Anwar/Orangebloods drama creating bullshit.   Shocker. 

If there's one position at which we could afford to lose a guy, it's WR. We so stacked. 

You could even say we’ve got a whole loaf
2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

So basically it's just typical Anwar/Orangebloods drama creating bullshit.   Shocker. 

this.  these fuckheads had him in the portal and transferring to ISU on Friday to give them our line calls.  christ I really hate our dumbass "media".  

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

this.  these fuckheads had him in the portal and transferring to ISU on Friday to give them our line calls.  christ I really hate our dumbass "media".  

Anwar and Ketch are the fucking worst.  Those 2 love to fan the flames to the detriment of the program.  

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this.  these fuckheads had him in the portal and transferring to ISU on Friday to give them our line calls.  christ I really hate our dumbass "media".  

I think opposing teams are better at figuring out what we are doing or what we are suppose to be doing better than our own team.

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The people who "cover" the football team are the real cesspool in Austin

He did delete most of his University affiliated posts on Instagram, including his profile picture but has since reposted some of it.  

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

He did delete most of his University affiliated posts on Instagram, including his profile picture but has since reposted some of it.  

Ah yes. The virtual drywall punch. 

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The only anwar that I've ever known of and the only one that matters

 

 

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1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Moore frequently looks cross-eyed when wearing a helmet. There, I’ve said it, might explain the catching issues.

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Moore could solve many of his problems — and ours, not coincidentally — by catching more passes, holding onto them until the whistle blows and keeping his nose clean off the field. Sounds simple, but history suggests it won't be. 

I don’t know about Joshua Moore, but I certainly have no future with this team.

Unless Gia the Monkey starts.  I’ll tune in then.

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You stupid fucks who pos repped this realize it’s unclphcker, and he’s terrible. Right?

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2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You stupid fucks who pos repped this realize it’s unclphcker, and he’s terrible. Right?

Thanks for the heads up, Rex. 

 
SARK has to start making roster changes and demand more accountability from both players and fuckin' coaches !!!


Phrasing? Why do you want Sark fuckin his coaching staff?

Sarkisian: "Damnit Josh! Stop fumbling when you get breathed on and stop dropping passes! We need you!"

Moore: "Im fucking trying coach, do you think I want to do this shit?! I could use a better WR coach while we are at it!"

 

Anwar in the bushes: "HE GONE EVERYONE! HE GONE! HE BURNED HIS JERSEY IN FRONT OF BELMONT!"

3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I mean you’re the guy to ask. I don’t care if she’s the most upstanding stripper of all time, her tweets are so retarded that he must be fired. 

Tonight is just full of suprises. Strippers have retarded tweets?  I wonder how she got thru her masters thesis with that kinda of grammar and grip on reality

If Sark is not gonna kick him off the team I propose he make Moore do this 1000 times so he gets a basic concept of what is expected 

 

 

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Maybe they were just arguing over whether or not Pole Assassin is liable for the monkey bite.

Damn Josh's timing sucks, if had done this last week, we'd be 5-3

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Moore frequently looks cross-eyed when wearing a helmet. There, I’ve said it, might explain the catching issues.

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Don’t let the ball hit you on the way out.

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7 hours ago, freyguy said:

Is that you Mrs. Hudson?....oh you....

 

BTW, do we have pics of said mom?

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This happens a week ago, we beat Rapelor. 

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Dammit…he might be back.

14 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Can't argue when you haven't been performing.

Maybe Kelvontay Dixon can get some run. I don't care if he doesn't know the playbook, at least he can catch.

Hell yeah Moochie! He catch a beautiful pass for a long TD from Casey in the Alamo Bowl last year

I hate shit like this. Kids today can't handle criticism. If I'm a coach and a kid wants to leave I'll show them the door. "Fuck you, I'll give the opportunity to someone else!"

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

I hate shit like this. Kids today can't handle criticism. If I'm a coach and a kid wants to leave I'll show them the door. "Fuck you, I'll give the opportunity to someone else!"

As long as they stay off my lawn

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I hate shit like this. Kids today can't handle criticism. If I'm a coach and a kid wants to leave I'll show them the door. "Fuck you, I'll give the opportunity to someone else!"

I think in year 2 this will be more the MO. I think sark is trying not to run anyone off in year 1. Next year all bets are off. 

28 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think in year 2 this will be more the MO. I think sark is trying not to run anyone off in year 1. Next year all bets are off. 

I don't get that vibe from Sark, he used the word "Unfortunate" and phrase "It happened to us" many times in this week's rewind show as if things that are happening are out of his control. Kicking players off the team or benching them would mean he is taking control. 

It is not unfortunate that a 4th and 11 fake punt did not work when pre snap the opposing team was looking for it. It did not happen to you that you play a scheme on defense that if one player fails to fill a gap it goes to the house because there is not enough pursuit to the ball.

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16 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

I don't get that vibe from Sark, he used the word "Unfortunate" and phrase "It happened to us" many times in this week's rewind show as if things that are happening are out of his control. Kicking players off the team or benching them would mean he is taking control. 

It is not unfortunate that a 4th and 11 fake punt did not work when pre snap the opposing team was looking for it. It did not happen to you that you play a scheme on defense that if one player fails to fill a gap it goes to the house because there is not enough pursuit to the ball.

Are you saying winning is hard?

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