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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I hate shit like this. Kids today can't handle criticism. If I'm a coach and a kid wants to leave I'll show them the door. "Fuck you, I'll give the opportunity to someone else!"

Until the program gets to this level we will continue to be frustrated as fans.  

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18 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yep, and I hope Moore replied to Sark that he paid a special teams coach $1MM - more than twice as high as the next guy - to a) run a 4th and 13 RUN WITH OUR KICKER and b) date a moron stripper with a fucking monkey. 
 

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How much y’all wanna bet, Moore goes out and has the game of his life this weekend???
 

yea me either 

Marcus Washington COME ON DOWN you're the next contestant on THE QB HAS NO TIME TO THROW YOU ANYTHING BUT A DEEP PRAYER 

Rumor/shoddy reporting dispelled. On to more pressing matters.

What’s the over/under on how many targets Moore gets this week?


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13 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Is that Mrs William S Burroughs?

More of a younger, sluttier Angela Lansbury from "The Manchurian Candidate"

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Okay, Sark letting his nuts drop with that one

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lmao at Anwar not having the self awareness to realize Sark is talking about him

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Anwar seems really bad at his job.

He just thinks he works at fucking TMZ.   I have zero doubt the incident happened.   But unless the player has entered the portal or player definitively kicked off the team, there is zero reason to report it in real time other than to create clicks for that shit website.  This could easily have been reported after the fact as "Sark and Moore got into it, things got heated, but cooler heads prevailed" on whatever weekly summary they do after the fact without raising alarm bells.   But instead, these fucks, who never actually break any news of note, were desperate to be "first" and caused a big stir for no reason.  

"...and when things are going that way, they coach hard,..."

Did Anwar mean to type "aren't"....cause that would make more sense.

14 minutes ago, Brock Sampson said:

"...and when things are going that way, they coach hard,..."

Did Anwar mean to type "aren't"....cause that would make more sense.

Or it's missing context on whatever comments preceded this one.  As in, something happened that wasn't being done "the right way." Don't see much else in Anwar's tweets besides a vague reference to discipline.

No, that's Mrs. William S. Tell. 

You really hit the mark with that comment…

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23 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I can’t seem to find my give a fuck…amazing that I lost it. With all the stellar play and leadership and coaching badassedness and focusness I have seen out of Longhorn football in over a decade, I am amazed I even had a give a fuck to muster up this fall. 

Hope. It can drive a (wo)man crazy inside.

17 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

If Sark is not gonna kick him off the team I propose he make Moore do this 1000 times so he gets a basic concept of what is expected 

 

 

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I've done this and it was fun. Watch your nuts, though.

4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

you're goddamn right

Gonna side with Sark here for obvious reasons

He just thinks he works at fucking TMZ.   I have zero doubt the incident happened.   But unless the player has entered the portal or player definitively kicked off the team, there is zero reason to report it in real time other than to create clicks for that shit website.  This could easily have been reported after the fact as "Sark and Moore got into it, things got heated, but cooler heads prevailed" on whatever weekly summary they do after the fact without raising alarm bells.   But instead, these fucks, who never actually break any news of note, were desperate to be "first" and caused a big stir for no reason.  
Anwar works with Ketch, and Ketch lives for the tabloid style drama/rumor mill.

Edit- and Twinkies and ham..lots of ham
3 hours ago, Brock Sampson said:

"...and when things are going that way, they coach hard,..."

Did Anwar mean to type "aren't"....cause that would make more sense.

i think trusting anything Anwar types is a mistake to begin with

13 minutes ago, ousux said:

Anwar works with Ketch, and Ketch lives for the tabloid style drama/rumor mill.

Edit- and Twinkies and ham..lots of ham

I read my friends subscription on that side at times and the other guys aren't bad (Suchomel, Dunlap, previously McCommas).  Those guys produce produce decent content at times.  But Ketch and Anwar absolutely suck at life.

15 minutes ago, ousux said:

Anwar works with Ketch, and Ketch lives for the tabloid style drama/rumor mill.

Edit- and Twinkies and ham..lots of ham

It's been rumored that Gandolfini studied Ketch's eating habits while building his Tony Soprano character.

 

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I saw he liked a post from DMO on Instagram and said something blah blah blah. That's my stalking for today 

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14 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Could this be our boy? Learned it from Liucci?

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Well is he does live in CP, he's smart enough to hide his address on the WilCo Property search.

20 hours ago, Brock Sampson said:

"...and when things are going that way, they coach hard,..."

Did Anwar mean to type "aren't"....cause that would make more sense.

Anwar likes to cover up previous mistakes with new mistakes.  Chess.  

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16 hours ago, Skipper said:

I read my friends subscription on that side at times and the other guys aren't bad (Suchomel, Dunlap, previously McCommas).  Those guys produce produce decent content at times.  But Ketch and Anwar absolutely suck at life.

It does make since that if Ketch is involved there will be non stop eating.  I doubt he’s into vegetables or fruit unless it’s stuffed into a Twinkie.  

21 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Is that Mrs William S Burroughs?

Don’t know, but I’d sure as hell “burrough” in that! 

8 minutes ago, stork642 said:

It does make since that if Ketch is involved there will be non stop eating.  I doubt he’s into vegetables or fruit unless it’s stuffed into a Twinkie.  

 

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Just now, texasstrong12 said:

I get the sense a purge is coming soon and to be honest it's needed .

I got a feeling the WR room is about to get emptied. It’s going to be Worthy Whittington and a bunch of RS and true FR and 2 portal adds by next Fall is my guess…

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I got a feeling the WR room is about to get emptied. It’s going to be Worthy Whittington and a bunch of RS and true FR and 2 portal adds by next Fall is my guess…

The sad thing is this needs to happen with multiple positions. 

Which OL do we think are good? We need a total overhaul there too. 

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Hope things work out for him but I have my doubts.  

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Josh Moore is no longer with the team, he intends to use the portal, but I think he’s just kicked off the team. 

Good, his Baylor game then watching him loaf during the second half is inexcusable. LATAH BITCH

On 11/4/2021 at 8:38 PM, Skipper said:

How the F does a sports "journalist" qualify for a PPP loan.  Ridiculous.

There is a metric ton of fraud revolving around these loans and the "businesses" that received them since the pandemic. Like, in the billions of dollars worth. Basically, if you applied, you got it, regardless of amount or business need. A free for all.

 

Getting back on track, Josh leaving this program, and hopefully taking all other, no heart having-pass dropping-missed blocking-missed tackling-bitch ass hoes with no fucking pride, is the enema this program needs, like yesterday.

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