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8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Ballgame. Sucks aggy is going to still have a shot at the SEC West after today and is a more complete football team than us. Another NY6 appearance. 

Earlier today you said Georgia was going to limp to the finish line before getting killed by Bama. Now you think that Bama might lose a game before then?

Georgia ended up kicking the everloving shit out of Mizzou, btw.

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Jesus war eagle is ass

Putrid acidic burn through your car paint bird shit ass.

Tell me the story of Harsin being an offensive genius again.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Did I just see someone die?  Poor guy.

Looked like Bo leaned in to him to try and get the call.

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

How long has Harsin been there?

about 8.8 games

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Tell me the story of Harsin being an offensive genius again.

As we've seen here, sometimes it's hard for offensive geniuses to overcome their stupid players. Bo Nix in Auburn's Joshua Moore. 

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Nice.  That was Derrick Johnson type distance on that forced fumble.

sloneal just got trucked again but managed to hang onto the ankles that time

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So, aggy finally fumbles, but Auburn recovers at own 5 yd line……much better than an aggy punt.  

I want to blame Nix, but every time they show the entire field, the play design looks terrible. Of course, outside of Bigsby, all of the other skill players look like dog shit. 

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22 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Ballgame. Sucks aggy is going to still have a shot at the SEC West after today and is a more complete football team than us. Another NY6 appearance. 

Lets wait until they play a road game

I need to stop watching Auburn’s O for my own sanity. 

Jimbo out coaching Harsin like a motherfucker. Good Lord. 

Hey Nix, it's a screen dumbass.  You gotta let it go.

This pass rush idea seems like an interesting concept. Wonder if our coaches have ever considered it?

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

I need to stop watching Auburn’s O for my own sanity. 

Understand the sentiment. But, it’s a mistake to understate the aggy D.  I’d be thrilled to see that kind of effort from our guys. 

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This pass rush idea seems like an interesting concept. Wonder if our coaches have ever considered it?

When was last time you saw a B12 QB like this??

When was last time you saw a B12 QB like this??

Ours?

Are there any recruits worth a shit going to auburn that we can say we suck less than and scoop them up 

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Understand the sentiment. But, it’s a mistake to understate the aggy D.  I’d be thrilled to see that kind of effort from our guys. 

I’m not. Most of the plays I’m talking about have no chance against a bad defense. The whole game for Auburn is like Sark calling the game with a lead. But A&M’s D is pretty well coached and doesn’t need the help. 

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

Auburn ball girl has an great ass

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8 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Auburn would probably be Texas only win in the SEC this season

Ummm 

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Can’t lie A&M offense is dog shit (Running game is nice tho) 

but their defense is a top 5 unit 

Just now, D3zii said:

Can’t lie A&M offense is dog shit (Running game is nice tho) 

but their defense is a top 5 unit 

Bo Nix makes it easy. He’s all about the hero ball. 

If Achane hadn’t played, this is likely a 34-3 game. 

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Aggy pretty much has 9 players on offense better than ours and 11 on defense. I guess we have a better kicker.

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Let’s face it folks. Aggies are simply on the path that the UT program continues to struggle to find

Blue balls?

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Let’s face it folks. Aggies are simply on the path that the UT program continues to struggle to find

They’re making it difficult for us to talk shit …

Auburn has a stiff defense, just needs a QB and some damn revivers 

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

They’re making it difficult for us to talk shit …

We’re making it difficult for us to talk shit. 

In the first half I saw Nix berate his own receiver in the middle of the field. National broadcast. He's a piece of shit.

 

4 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Let’s face it folks. Aggies are simply on the path that the UT program continues to struggle to find

Yep. I hope Elko gets another gig soon. 

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3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Let’s face it folks. Aggies are simply on the path that the UT program continues to struggle to find

Yeah. I sure as shit wish we looked like this. 

Minus the 100k sheep fucking mouth breathers in the stands. 

4 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Aggy pretty much has 9 players on offense better than ours and 11 on defense. I guess we have a better kicker.

I don’t trust Dicker with any kick this year. It’s Worthy and Robinson. 

Fuck the aggroids. Our team has blown ass for a decade and it doesn’t seem to be changing any time soon. But still fuck aggy. Who gives a fuck what they do. Texas’ issues are of Texas’ own doing.

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