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  • NeverMarryAStripper
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    If they don’t want the other team to celebrate a home run then they should tell their pitchers to throw better pitches. Why do all these bitch asses think horns up is disrespectful, but horns down ar

  • Conference Championships mean a ton. We have banners on our park for them.   Going to have to disagree with you there. A major goal of any regular season is to win the conference. You

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    Took my dad to Disch tonight to see our first game this year. \m/

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Drunk david ash moved back into his position in the bottom of the 9th. 

 

 

 

Just sayin

I'm intrigued by the redhead sitting near him.

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah it's the new normal.  I do have a bit of a sense that we are kind of coming together for a post-season run.  Even Shart didn't completely melt down after a very shaky start.

 

Also, it is kind of nice to shove it up TCU's ass lengthwise.  They've been doing it to us for nigh on a decade now.

Shart pitched like he almost always does. The difference was 4 innings of shut down bullpen work. And Clemens...

8 minutes ago, X-Wing @Aliciousness said:

Man, in your head too, huh? Too easy.

Earlier you were crowing about how you "tell it like it is" and now you're bragging about this?  Yeah, you'e just full of shit.

aggy is going to be in the Austin regional. 

it will be glorious.

23 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:
Drunk David Ash strikes again. Yes, he's a bit over the top and yes, he scares small children, but he's a good luck charm when he gets his seat.
 

 

How awesome is that!  I can only imagine, in my dreams, of such a grand feat!!!

Just now, tejas60 said:

aggy is going to be in the Austin regional. 

it will be glorious.

Uh no.  Send their ass to Stanford.

11 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Shart pitched like he almost always does. The difference was 4 innings of shut down bullpen work. And Clemens...

Yeah, a good outing for him.  His last couple of starts have been pretty horrendous though.

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Tomorrow, Texas will play for its first regular season Big 12 title since 2011. Yes, you read that right. 

Get. Your. Asses. To. The. Disch. 

Yeah that’s a big one. Let’s keep it going. Hook em!!

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14 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

aggy is going to be in the Austin regional. 

it will be glorious.

aggy better win tomorrow or they might not even make a regional. 

37 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't know why people keep melting down after 1 inning when we fall behind. We've been doing this for about 75% of the year and we keep finding ways to win. 

Because those people don't understand the difference between sports. They watch all sports the same.  Down 10-0 in the 2nd? Game Over. Down 65-58 with 3min to play. Game Over. If you think watching 9 innings of baseball should be done in the same manner you watch 4 quarters, you don't really know what you're watching. Baseball is not for the bitchass.

fuck them:

 

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And I hate to say it, but I think Austin is our best shot at winning a region. I think they will win the big 12 and host (And not a 15 or 16 seed host, either )
33 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Is this a Daily Texan shot or Statesman? I gotta say, some of the folks they have had photographing games this year have taken some amazing pics. Great work. 

It is from the Texas Baseball twitter

After his first homer Clemens went into the dugout doing the Zeke “Keep feeding me” spoon move...was an allsome game.

18 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy better win tomorrow or they might not even make a regional. 

has a team with that high an RPI missed an NCAA tourney?

28 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Tomorrow, Texas will play for its first regular season Big 12 title since 2011. Yes, you read that right. 

Get. Your. Asses. To. The. Disch. 

Have gone both nights so far. Unlike anything I’ve seen there in years!

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They should be. I would love for you guys to take our place at the Austin regional. It's a relatively winnable regional for an SEC team, but I just hate dealing with those people. Unfortunately, that would seem to be where we are headed.

aggy beggin LSU to take their spot lulz

I have friends up here in FW that still have that picture of the cockroaches dogpiling on the Longhorn logo in the outfield as their profile picture. F those bitches. I hope they enjoyed the hell out of that walkoff tonight.

Unreal night at the Disch. Like old times.

Bonus points. aggy lost too. 

Def like old times, wasn’t worried at all. Didn’t mean the outcome was certain. So refreshing to be down 3-0 and not think in the bottom of the first, well there’s another game lost 3-1.

13 minutes ago, X-Wing @Aliciousness said:

Have gone both nights so far. Unlike anything I’ve seen there in years!

Did you leave after the first inning?

28 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

has a team with that high an RPI missed an NCAA tourney?

I think UNC was a #19 RPI and a losing record in ACC kept them out a few years ago.

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Did you leave after the first inning?

No. He enjoys watching the team he’s such a Huuuuge fan of crap their pants and get a 2 seed. Don’t you?

Wymer thew 68 pitches tonight. Charles threw 38 on Thursday night. They are also without Feltman. 

Gotta get to their pen tomorrow. 

 

Watched the game from LF tonight... been too long this year. DDA was right there in LF for the first half of the game. Not a normal guy. 

I hope Pierce talks to the team tonight about keeping their composure tomorrow because TCU has nothing to play for and they were pissed at the Clemens HR/celebration. Clemens is probably going to catch a pitch in the back tomorrow. 

We don't need guys tossed tomorrow. Especially Clemens. 

if they were upset about clemens rounding the bases throwing the hook'em, after a walk off HR, then they are bigger bitches than I thought were already.

mang, fuck those cock-a-roaches.

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If they don’t want the other team to celebrate a home run then they should tell their pitchers to throw better pitches. Why do all these bitch asses think horns up is disrespectful, but horns down aren’t. Fuck every bitch ass loser motherfucker that isn’t a longhorn.

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck every bitch ass loser motherfucker that isn’t a longhorn.

I like your attitude here

28 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah considering they dogpiled on our fucking logo in CF 

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42 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah considering they dogpiled on our fucking logo in CF 

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Finally figured out how to insert a photo. Thank you jeebus!

Lol at whatever fuckhead thinks Texas is “shook” after the first inning of a games. Glad to know I can now ignore the remainder of your contributions to this website. 

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Please do not compare that DDA guy to us Wild Bunch members......

It is insulting.

Any screen shots of the large breasted woman in the white shirt behind the first base dugout?

LHN had a great shot of her bending over showing us those great tits.

 

If they don’t want the other team to celebrate a home run then they should tell their pitchers to throw better pitches. Why do all these bitch asses think horns up is disrespectful, but horns down aren’t. Fuck every bitch ass loser motherfucker that isn’t a longhorn.


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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Please do not compare that DDA guy to us Wild Bunch members......

It is insulting.

 

Is there such a thing anymore? Seems pretty domesticated over along the 1b line these days.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Please do not compare that DDA guy to us Wild Bunch members......

It is insulting.

Any screen shots of the large breasted woman in the white shirt behind the first base dugout?

LHN had a great shot of her bending over showing us those great tits.

 

That was my wife.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was my wife.

this ain't Nam. you know the rules.

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