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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We have 20 yards in the 2nd half

WE only need 3 touchdowns to take the lead!

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Yeah, this guy won’t last 4. 

one can only hope.  

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:


That was last night. We lost 3-1 tonight. First loss of season


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Uh... Being a basketball school is not so bad?

What is Steve Sarkisian saying to his team as he calls them over? What a cluster fuck guys you let me down. POS.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This is so bad, I'm about to go into the other room with my wife and watch the TN game with Beth Mowans announcing.

NO!!!!  NOT MOWANS???!!!!!

 

Have you thought about pouring a couple of shots?

Just now, ztejas said:

Someone said they lost?

Well, at least they have first rate coach.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

i'd love an 8-5 (7-2) season right about now

We definitely took those for granted Sad Pauly D GIF by A Double Shot At Love With DJ Pauly D and Vinny

4 minutes ago, BoosterAndrews said:

It’s all good y’all cause what really matters is social media engagement, pregame fashion shows, and bling bling.  WE GOOD.

Maybe next year the surl should pool its NIL money for the deep snapper.  Might be as effective as paying these worthless TEs.

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On the plus side, we have the head coach Grimm reaper of KState still on the schedule 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

i'd love an 8-5 (7-2) season right about now

We never recovered from the mess Mack created. We let him stay 2-3 years too long and we are still paying for it.

Are Pole Assassin and Gia dancing for the coaches during half time? WTF are they doing in the locker room 

can we run the clock and get to the press conference?

Just now, theaveragejon said:

Why is Schooler on the field. 

He's the only one making open field tackles?

Bijan is gone and I don't blame him. He'd be Heisman front runner on any other team in the top 15

Bijan is asking himself why he was dumb enough to come here. 

7 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

This looks so much like a Strong team. 

It’s worse than that 

This is about when I'd tell my team that they can just go ahead and stick it out and orange slices and capri suns are waiting for them on the sidelines. and give little plastic game balls to everybody.

It’s hard to imagine how we could become a bigger joke in CFB.  

Let’s stop with the Sark is an offensive genius talk. Once again, even Major Applewhite looked good with Bama talent. A genius makes lemonade out of lemons. Sark just eats the seeds…

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Bijan is gone and I don't blame him. He'd be Heisman front runner on any other team in the top 15

Bet he portals out.  I would. 

We’ve had bad teams the last 10 years but I don’t remember us ever having a team that quits every week like this one

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Announcers saying the game is still in doubt desperately trying to keep ratings

It will never be in doubt after Sark goes down 10. He has never come back down 10.

Fundamentally unsound

Can’t block, can’t tackle, can’t catch, can’t cover

Gutless quitters

No desire

Coaching doesn’t make adjustments 

No accountability

Terrible

Laughingstock

We’re Texas!

All gas, no brakes

What starts here changes the world

We’re baaaaaa-ack!

 

Don't worry guys. I've read on this board that things will get better once we're in the SEC.

Jeff needs to bring that monkey around because we all need that emotional support.

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26 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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We’ve had bad teams the last 10 years but I don’t remember us ever having a team that quits every week like this one

I feel like we quit after the Oklahoma game

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