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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So how does this work? Usually we dominate the fuck out and get our ass kicked. Since we ducked dog shit is there a reverse? Or is 3rd qtr of doom coming and we are gonna be shittier 

Campbell and players think they have us just where they want us

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

  • Goodluckrecruiting
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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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7 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

At this point I’m ready to give the damn monkey a chance.  
 

Slander will not be tolerated!

13 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


The late whistles have contributed to all these extra curricular.

and our fumble

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6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:
what are we all drinkin? 

Skipped the alcohol and went straight to weed.

Confused The Interview GIF

7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what are we all drinkin? 

Whiskey. Then wine. Hoping I don’t have to switch back.

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 
The brides at that wedding have more balls than this team.
Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Who gives a shit, pics?

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 
More than the lesbians do.

I will say this.

 

compared the pitbull real good time commercials, these fansville commercials are eleventy billion times better than that. 

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Way more than either of them do. 

@RamjetFDO asshole beat me to it.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Confused The Interview GIF

It makes watching this team a lot funnier 

When tosu announced ewers wasn't making the travel squad he should have dropped out and enrolled and he could have started this week

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Yeah, I’ve seen him miss those passes too. And so have you. Both QBs are underperforming… get your panties out of a bunch. Casey shit the bed multiple times this season. 

Casey has had his moments on deep balls and looked pretty damn good against OU.  Card has missed 4 now ark twice and here.  Card's have all been overthrown.  

Casey needed to be replaced tonight, hopefully Card has some "OU moments".

 

9 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

anyone have a stream for the game?

 

Sportssurge.net

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

More than lesbians do.  
 

3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Yeah, I’ve seen him miss those passes too. And so have you. Both QBs are underperforming… get your panties out of a bunch. Casey shit the bed multiple times this season. 

   I don't give a fuck about either guy. Just pointing out he can't hit anything consistently past 15 yards.

Just now, alphahorn said:

When tosu announced ewers wasn't making the travel squad he should have dropped out and enrolled and he could have started this week

Im not premed but I dont think thats how that works. 

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Can you watch this later tho?
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8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Shocked that these shit refs have called anything on ISU. More amazed they haven’t hit us with a good half a dozen holding calls for good measure.
 

Iowa state ain’t OU

Welp it’s about time gents. Let the shit show commence 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Now that might better a better contest to attend tonight...

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Are they. Hot? Or the kind that look like guys?

11 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

anyone have a stream for the game?

 

ourqbsuck.com

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Im not premed but I dont think thats how that works. 

be a solution guy

Schooler seems to be playing a lot better today.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Casey has had his moments on deep balls and looked pretty damn good against OU.  Card has missed 4 now ark twice and here.  Card's have all been overthrown.  

Casey needed to be replaced tonight, hopefully Card has some "OU moments".

In Card's defense, he hasn't started in forever. Maybe his rudder will get a little more steady with more reps.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I think some of y'all forget which team Subliminal plays for

He's a gooner fan?

If you're referring to his sexuality I couldn't care less. 

Texas run defense was only allowing 3.2 ypc in the first half. What a world we find ourselves in. 

Just now, nineliveslost said:

great open field tackle by schooler

 

He should retire now that he has a career highlight.

Did someone say lesbians?

 

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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

be a solution guy

I've been trying to be more process-oriented. 

I think some of y'all forget which team Subliminal plays for

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5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

We still suck.  Who caught the bouquet?

 

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

watching our game is like watching a lesbian wedding.  Lots of pussies everywhere.

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