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Our second half run defense makes me dead inside. Hall will have 200 yards by the time this is over. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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Hold at the point of attack on a big play? Shocked I say…

Schooler would have had him if Hall had clown shoes on. 

Schooler may be the worst player that has ever stepped on the field for Texas.  I'm not exaggerating.  

8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

We’re scissoring at this point…

Just now, Michael Knight said:

embarrassing tackling there

You have to actually touch a player for it to be called tackling.  That is attempted tackling.  Maybe schooler would be better at tickling instead of tackling.

 

9 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

anyone have a stream for the game?

 

Sportssurge.net

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Our DBs might be the worst in the Big XII. I get we have a lot of issues, but we have to fire Joseph. 

Everyone except Bo Davis needs to be gone on the defensive staff. 

Schooler getting schooled again. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Texas run defense was only allowing 3.2 ypc in the first half. What a world we find ourselves in. 

Thanks man…. 

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Didn’t take long to blow the 1st half lead this week.

As the games go on the 2nd half leads are getting less and less and also losing the lead farther from the end of the game. 

1 minute ago, horngasm22 said:

who coaches our safeties?

No one?

Hey. Maybe THEY'LL collapse in the 4th quarter.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Schooler may be the worst player that has ever stepped on the field for Texas.  I'm not exaggerating.  

Yes you are. There are worse players on the field for Texas tonight.

BJ Foster’s effort has been piss poor game in and game out. If you rewatch, he basically singlehandedly lost that OU game 

My feed is behind most of the posters here.  That missed holding call on previous play and then the defense shits the bed. 

Sark serves soggy fries.

 

1 minute ago, texashorn13 said:

Yet again, Foster fucking sucks! Another piss poor effort to prevent a TD

amazing how it was fucking exactly like the last one

1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

Weak effort from Foster

Effort?

It’s as if we’ve recruited a fuck ton of athletes with raw talent, none of which have any football IQ and know how to play the game. 

1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

Weak effort from Foster

That is B.J.'s standard.

Will people now please stop saying that we have better talent than our opponents?
Please?
Fuck, if it’s not evident to you now what a team of jags this is …

1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

Weak effort from Foster

Agree. Its not on him anymore either. The fact coaches don't see an issue with him puts it on them now.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Schooler may be the worst player that has ever stepped on the field for Texas.  I'm not exaggerating.  

He’s beyond embarrassing.

why do we insist on returning the fucking kickoff after the other team scores?

 

fucking take the GD 25 yard line. 

10 minutes ago, F250 said:

Side effect of TMJ due to chomping on meaty dicks.

 

I see what you did there! 
 

Happy Hour Party GIF by Two Lane Brewing

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Are they. Hot? Or the kind that look like guys?

Oh no, they’re hot

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