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1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

OMG Card is a clown car inside a clown car. 

 

Would be all the more glorious in MS Paint.

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Sark’s 3rd quarter offensive game plans are worse than anything we have seen in the last 25 years. 

Dumbest post of the thread in the clubhouse.

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Schooler may be the worst player that has ever stepped on the field for Texas.  I'm not exaggerating.  

He’s asshole.

Just now, utee94 said:

Nah it's the players too.  They're all shitty.

Its everyone. The whole school, Austin, AD, President, Coaches, Players, Fans. We all fucking suck. 

Well we tried Card and he still can’t handle pressure at all and our second half oline is shit, can we go back now or put in Roshon? 🤷🏻‍♂️

22 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what are we all drinkin? 

Truly Holiday Seltzers, trying to watch my calories.  They taste like ass, not unlike our QB play this game.

1st Texas offensive series 2nd half....

  • 3 and out

WTF happened to the genius game plan?  Need this defense to grow some balls.

Just now, naija said:

dawning on Sark that he walked into a multi-year project and he might not make it through all of it

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Okay, cool. Hook ‘Em. Cowboys game at Noon tomorrow. I don’t give a shit what happens here. 

Thank you.  For some reason I had it in my head it was at 3PM.  With everything going on at my house this weekend, my dumbass would have tuned in at 3.

Just now, Newy25 said:

So, who do we have left to try? Wright? 

RJ.  At least he wants to win.

card is awful as well.

I think we can stop all the players talk.  this coaching staff sucks and is getting beat at halftime EVERY FUCKING WEEK!

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Whoever coined the phrase “when you have 2 QBs you have none.” Was spot fucking on.

More like when you oline sucks nothing else matters.  


Because it’s an effective strategy when your OL sucks.

Clearly not very effective.
Just now, TexArcher said:

Our offensive line is so bad that it looks like the defense has 14 guys on the field.

Seriously. Defense only has to rush 3 and they disrupt every fucking thing. It’s fucking embarrassing. Just straight pay players and take the stance that winning is more important than anything. Until then, we will suck ass

Just now, Newy25 said:

So, who do we have left to try? Wright? 

Go back to Casey.  Hope he remembered how to throw within a WR's zip code during his time off.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:


You’re kind of stupid.

Youth checks both boxes there. 

Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

Where’s this “decent talent” hiding?

So if both of our quarterbacks are AIDS level awful and we have K Robinson for second string running back, is there any good reason we haven't given Roschon another shot at QB?

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Hudson "Checkdown" Card 

 

but that was a good thing in the first half

This team just gets worse every week. Card is bad, Casey is bad, offensive line is really bad. The season can’t end fast enough. 

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Schooler is the worst kind of player. He's 24 and still doesn't know how to play the game 

Brewer and Brock, say, "hold my beer"

Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

Fish rots at the head.

Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

Narrator: No.

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Schooler may be the worst player that has ever stepped on the field for Texas.  I'm not exaggerating.  

I spent the last 5 min thinking about this.. Like surely there are worse players who have started for Texas.. can't think of one. Well done.. 

 

Scratch that - I will go w/ Scott Derry.. maybe Bret Robin. 

I predict this gets a lot worse in this second half. We about to get rolled. 

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2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

And why the fuck do we keep not playing K-Rob? Dude hussles his ass off on ST. 

 

Card doing Card things, I see. 

Now you're talking.

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

We have no legitimate QBs on this team.

No QB can work with 0 seconds until people are in his face.  Iowa State is just slapping our no-line out of the way.  

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

So if both of our quarterbacks are AIDS level awful and we have K Robinson for second string running back, is there any good reason we haven't given Roschon another shot at QB?

Has K Robinson even played the last 2 weeks? 

We have 0 quarterbacks. We are the richest program in America and have 0 quarterbacks

And no O line
No D line
No linebackers
And…


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jeez I just tried to sign up for SlingTV so I could stream FS1 Longhorns game and they wanted $70/month.  

Do I look like I have monkey money?!?!

You have Bjian and Roshcon and you run it with the green QB? Is it any wonder why we collapse in the 2nd half?

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Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

we have 3 players on the whole damn team

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