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Any way we could convince Cameron Ward at UIW to play here? He threw for 7 TD's and over 600 yards against the #6 ranked FCS team in the country today

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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2 minutes ago, sportsbay said:

What a waste of a great runningback.

I feel bad for Bijan.  Maybe even worse than I felt for D'onta Foreman.  We waste so much talent it's truly embarrassing.

Charlie strong thinks our half time adjustments suck 

So...what are the odds we could get an entire O-Line and a QB or two from the portal?

 

2nd and 10 and 4 players are allowed to line up without anyone within 5 yards of them. 

here we go.  no adjustments on our side.  we've got 3 guys in tite and they just pitch it outside.  maybe we could come out in a different front and confuse them. nope we jsut do the same shit and they adjust.  its fucking maddening.  all our plan ever is is do the same shit all game.  this is why we get buttfucked in the 2nd half.  it isn't the players.

It’s not like that was a 7 play drive where we didn’t adjust. Our players just can’t make plays.
1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Where’s this “decent talent” hiding?

It was the same talent that gave up 3 in the first half.  are you confused as to why like clockwork after halftime the other team kicks our ass?

Has K Robinson even played the last 2 weeks? 

When you have a speedy game changer like that you put him on punt block.


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1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

 

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Their long haired white guy is more athletic than ours. 

8 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Yes you are. There are worse players on the field for Texas tonight.

I don't believe you.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So if both of our quarterbacks are AIDS level awful and we have K Robinson for second string running back, is there any good reason we haven't given Roschon another shot at QB?

Can we just run the Wing T w/ Roschon, Bijan and K Robinson? 

well,  I guess if we lose 7 straight games it would allow us to fire sark  and owe 90 million in buyouts

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

We have 0 quarterbacks. We are the richest program in America and have 0 quarterbacks

Yet, Yale and Harvard have the supposedly smartest students but have shitty football  programs. 

I’m trying to think of a team that’s regressed more than this one. That’s a problem when they weren’t very good to start with, but the regression is epic. The staff either sucks or have given up on this talentless roster (and vis versa). Either way, this is beyond a disaster. They really might not beat K State to make a bowl. 

Well I guess I can cheer on the road runners. They’d skull fuck us too 

3 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

Decent talent doesn't get swatted out of the way.  Decent talent doesn't give the QB 0.5 seconds.   Decent talent doesnt lose a 5 v. 3 match  

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

well,  I guess if we lose 7 straight games it would allow us to fire sark  and owe 90 million in buyouts

So... we got that going for us... which is nice. 

1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


When you have a speedy game changer like that you put him on punt block.


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this is maddening about Sark.  he brings the guy in and makes him DJ Monroe.

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guess Sark shut everything up who was asking for Card....

Well we sure as fuck don’t want Casey.  

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I’m trying to think of a team that’s regressed more than this one. That’s a problem when they weren’t very good to start with, but the regression is epic. The staff either sucks or have given up on this talentless roster (and vis versa). Either way, this is beyond a disaster. They really might not beat K State to make a bowl. 

I can.  Charlie Strong's teams.

Great Collins is done. An actually promising player. 

Welp. Collins is dead. That's a wrap on this season boys. 

looks like his right arm. maybe a separated right shoulder

Shoulder looks fucked. Voodoo doll for sure on this program.

So we aren't going to lose at home to Kansas right? 

I basically said when I heard time out for injured player I said which longhorn is it 

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

You look at the faces on the field and realize what we’ve become and it’s fucking depressing. From having guys like Kindle, Orakpo, Thomas, McCoy and Shipley to having Brock, schooler, and bush. Wish I can go back to being 20 again.


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