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Just now, Stunns38 said:

Shoulder looks fucked. Voodoo doll for sure on this program.

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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I'm more of a blame the players guy right now.  That being said, two games in a row with "offensive coaching" geniuses completely shitting the bed - Harsin, then Sark.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

Well yah see ….. fuck it I got nothing 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

Yes that is the game plan.  Sark is true mastermind of offense

3 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


When you have a speedy game changer like that you put him on punt block.


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hasn't he blocked a punt and had another one called back because he jumped offsides?

Any random starting LB in the MAC could lead our team in tackles. He'd only have to average 1 per quarter.

There's really no excuse for such poor D. I know we don't have great talent or speed, but we have zero recognition of developing plays and are incapable of tackling anyone in space. You'd think we'd at least be playing smarter from week to week, but there's no sign of that yet. Flush the lines. 

Missed hold on the interior there

Foes with the missed double- team hold that sprung Purdy on the mast play. But I'm done complaining about the refs, because we don't deserve nice things
Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

Here's my fb knowledge: you have to have an ol that blocks for longer than .25 seconds. 

Our use of Keilan (or lack thereof) is borderline criminal. Especially considering the lack of weapons and speed outside of Bijan and Worthy

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense?

Sorry. Despite my extensive knowledge about Facebook, I still have no clue what we’re attempting to do on offense.

I deperately want just ONE of our numerous Longhorn reports to finally say fuck it and ask Sark the hard question.

 

which very simply is.    for 4 straight games you have had the lead to start the 2nd half and all 4 games your opponent drove for a TD on their first drive.

 

how is it that every team can scheme for your defense, but your offense cant sceme for their defense?

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

We don't have a QB or an OL. Whatever we're attempting to do is shot from the beginning.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

monkey fucking a football /no banks

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm more of a blame the players guy right now.  That being said, two games in a row with "offensive coaching" geniuses completely shitting the bed - Harsin, then Sark.

i hear you but man do we have pl;ayers just not executing. Line cant block, QB cant throw, receivers can catch...fuck it 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So we aren't going to lose at home to Kansas right? 

Nah, I think Beard will have us rolling by then.

Looks like getting a QB in the portal is a must this off-season.   Along with 3-5 OL.  Should be easy, right?

Just now, THUJONE said:

Here's my fb knowledge: you have to have an ol that blocks for longer than .25 seconds. 

show me on the replay where any of them actually "block" ?    they really are there because we have to have 7 on the LOS. 

why is their QB injuring our DL?

Lmfao they tried to blitz looked like monkeys fucking a football playing patty cake. 

hasn't he blocked a punt and had another one called back because he jumped offsides?

Yea he’s good there but I’m joking. They should be utilizing more than that.


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                    TEXAS!!!

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                       FIGHT!!!

So our D is actually still playing well (time check, third quarter). But this is the series. This offensive series right here. If we go three and out or don't score, it's game.

So we aren't going to lose at home to Kansas right? 
No promises

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