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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Shit, I'd take Charles Wright right about now 

I’d take Wilbur Wright at this point. It don’t make a shit. 

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Do we have a sack this
Season?

I think the announcers said earlier that we've gone 3 games w/o a sack coming into this one.  Absolutely amazing.

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Left side of the field was wide open and Card does not scramble for the marker. 

Brewer was his 5th option, he should have held the ball longer I guess

Thank goodness I bought basketball season tickets. At least I know we won’t score on our basket with Beard. Sark looks like he wishes he was a coordinator still. 

We need a BMD to just publicly offer a NIL for $100K for any P5 All Conference OL, DL, or QB that portals in during the spring. If we can’t recruit or coach up talent, we can at least buy it.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

College football used to be my favorite sport.  Now it fucking sucks.  And by "now," I mean for like a dozen years.

Tuesday is college basketball season thank fuck

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

where the fuck was he going to throw the ball?

Oh I get it, the entire team is bad.

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

The players are there?  Have you not seen our oline or majority of the receivers?

 

1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Gotdam we are so bad. The plays are there and the gameplay is good, we just don't execute. 


Reading comprehension not there either, apparently. 

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Somewhere … Tom Herman is laughing his ass off.

Somewhere...  Fuck Tom Herman.

C'mon Defense -- Get a Turnover and score a TD !!!  🤘

This is Charlie Strong level bad coaching. And here I thought we assembled one of the best coaching staffs in the country.

This team is so incredibly bad it is honestly unwatchable.  

Omg they just straight clowned us like a bitch. 

ballgame.  outcoached by matt fucking campbell.  this is going to be 4 years of hell.

we're so stupid

Just now, dcar00 said:

dude, he sucks.  he's the same scared QB we saw shit the bed in the Ark game.  I wanted him in to see if something would change.  he's awful.

where was he going to throw the ball?

Well how about that play Sark?  What a fing joke 

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How did they not see that coming. That was slower moving than Schooler. 

2 minutes ago, Dogfishhead said:

We look like one of the worst teams in the country. TWO offensive penalties declined and our O Line looks like dogshit with scared incapable QB


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FYI.  WVU, with Doege as QB, had 492 yards and 38 points against Iowa St last week.

Jesus fuck, we're making a 5-3 team look like the fucking football Harlem Globetrotters.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Like i said, doesnt matter who our qb is

 

he still has to play with that shit OL and  no WRs

It matters quite  a bit, but that would take football knowledge to figure it out and understand that shitty QB play makes everyone else on the offense look bad.

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