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God I wish Augie could lay into these pussies about knife fights and how'd they'd all be dead. 

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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it's like watching a zombie team

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

FYI.  WVU, with Doege as QB, had 492 yards and 38 points against Iowa St last week.

5-7 if we're lucky enough to beat Kansas.  That's our season.

And our dumbass coaches keep putting Jamison back there on kick returns. Who's dumber jamison or sark?

I hope we run the ball to the right for -5 yards. It’s bound to work at some point. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Christ, will we ever be good again?

Signs point to no.

My pops just texted me that we haven't completed a pass that wasn't a checkdown all night. 

I think he's right. 

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

And our dumbass coaches keep putting Jamison back there on kick returns. Who's dumber jamison or sark?

Schooler 

The lion's share of our players have low football IQ.

this team is not making a bowl.  Charlie fucking Strong made a bowl his first year.

if you don't start every bitching post with fuck the oline then you really shouldn't be watching

Just now, UDontKnow said:

The lion's share of our players have low football IQ.

Coaches too

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We are the most retarded team in all levels of football, and that includes pee wee 

North Shore would push our shit in. 

Hey cheer up, WE PLAY GONZAGA IN A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’d be interested if this team would actually lose to the 2015 team. This both had zero heart but that one had better lines and tacklers. 

2015 had some NFL talent.

Faking injuries to stop our high flying offense. 

This team needs a hard hittin', pole assassin to go to work on holmes here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

I think we might lose to Kansas.  

It think so too. If we win it will be a 1 score game. 

Pretty sad just hoping for a Texas kickoff return to just get to the 25 ydline now...

Furk

I think I’m going to spend the rest of my evening Doug something else… no QB no OL no LB, and no secondary is just going to end up having me drink a shit more than a should…

 

What pisses me off the most is wasting a year of eligibility for a legitimate Heisman level RB because  we whiffed on OL recruiting and transfers for 5 years…

I think you have to go after Matt Rhule.

Or someone. This didn’t work.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

If he trots card back out there

Cause Casey is so much better

You're supposed to get better as the season wears on, not worse. That's a huge fucking concern.

Man it’s a good thing we didn’t hire an unproven head coach like Jeff Traylor.

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The Sark era was super short 

You misspelled “error”

We aren’t going to score unless bijan breaks one. Sark obviously doesn’t trust card to throw so Isu can just call strong run defense on 1st and 2nd downs. 
 

maybe sark won’t feel like we are right there after this one. 

Fuck SArk and his clownshow staff and the pussies on this team. Hire a Texas guy and not these braindead ex alcoholics from the West Coast. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

My pops just texted me that we haven't completed a pass that wasn't a checkdown all night. 

I think he's right. 

We have 3 completions to receivers and one of those was the push pass to Worthy. 

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