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Tom Herman really wasn’t that bad, just arrogant AF!!! 

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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Fire everyone and dump every scholarship athlete. There’s nothing to save; burn it down and start over.


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Fuck all those that thought Thompson was the problem

He wasn’t the solution either
7 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Behahajaaj. 
 

cdc needs to be fired ASAP.  Then sark at end Of year.  Get some hungry coach on the cheap. Can’t be worst than this crap. 

You're a dumbass.

This program is falling further back and I didn't think that was possible. 

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

This is fucking embarrassing. Fuck this fucking shit. Keystone cops out there. 
 

has anyone played at a level better than “poor” tonight other than Dicker and Overshown maybe?  Not one 

Dicker has had 2 shit punts in a row. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

This is so painful I am going to go hang out with my girlfriend who has cramps, reaction to her flu shot and wants to watch chick flicks. Oh, and she is pissed at her mom so I get to hear all about that. 

Sounds way less painful than watching Texas football, you lucky dog.

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

This happens next year there won't be a year 3.

 

There shouldn't be a year 2. Sark is a fuck up.

 

Fuck it, give the entire football budget to the basketball and baseball programs.

I'm completely serious.  Let's go fucking win something.

I guess Card spent too much time on his YouTube channel instead of trying to be a QB.

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But they practiced with intent


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2 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

At this point I’m just numb to the shit. 11 years and counting of mediocrity 

I wish we could achieve mediocrity …

can someone buy Sark a drink later.   maybe we can get out of the contract that way.  

fuck it, this season is over. Basketball starts next Saturday.  Let's kick Gonzaga's ass.

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Is our women's volleyball team still undefeated?  Maybe I should check on that.

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Fuck all those that thought Thompson was the problem

Fuck you that think caseys the solution. This team is garbage. 

How does he get in the EZ untouched?

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

what should he call? seriously

Bruh, stop. Four straight games of 2nd half disappearing acts is 100% on the clown head coach. 

I don’t care how bad the back up players are put their asses in.  This coaching staff is shitting the bed.  Isu is a horrible team and you are getting embarrassed.

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So Charlie's worst years were both 5-7. Sark is looking at 4-8. 

I hope he loses to Kansas and fire his ass instead of this shit for several more years. 

I can’t even really be mad at the defense at this point. They have to be fucking exhausted when the offense goes 3 and out every goddam drive.

Jesús titty Christ, love the longhorns but this fucking team sucks 

Lol at complaining about Thompson getting pulled. They both suck. The OL sucks. We have no receivers.

Our defense doesn’t tackle, our safeties are dipshits, and our special teams also sucks. The entire fucking team sucks, and that’s on Sark.

now we can return another kickoff to the fucking 15 yard line

I just laugh at people who think another coaching staff is going to win with this group of players. There is a reason everyone on this site wants 40 new players next year, and another 40 after that one.

This team has no QB, 1 WR, no TEs, a few average OLs, a few good DL, no LBs, and no Ss.

It doesn't matter who the coach is when you have that many holes on your team.

Who is responsible for telling the returners to take it out of the end zone and pin us inside the 20?  NOBODY returns out of the end zone unless its the 4th quarter and you're behind.

Escorting him into the end zone would have been harder for Hall. 

1 minute ago, Guitarman said:

They're quitting

the present progressive, while not wrong, is not capturing the moment entire moment.

You think it’s bad now, wait until the recruits start jumping ship. It’s coming. 

This would be a good time to talk about what everybody is going to have for Thanksgiving dinner.
I'm thinking brisket instead of turkey. Thoughts?

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