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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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So there were a few years starting with Iowa State in 2010 where I just quit arranging my Saturday schedule for Texas football.

I think I may be there again.

How many times have we seen it where dudes have a clear fucking shot at sacking the QB and get fucking juked by his unathletic white ass?

This is our life in the Big 12 until we leave. CDC needs to get us to the SEC by the end of the academic year.

Pretty sure they can run it 70 times for 400+ and throw it 0 times if they want to.

when we scheme up free blitzers they don't do shit

Hey look, it's Joe Montana at qb. Tackle his ass

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Does anyone else have a sense of impending doom? Not good Bob.

 

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Just now, OU Sucks said:

Hahahahahahaha, good one boss

I'm still drinkin' orange kool aid.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Get him down Overshown. fuck

Eh that was mostly on Josh. Overshown had a much tougher play.

Just now, The Dark Knight said:

This is our life in the Big 12 until we leave. CDC needs to get us to the SEC by the end of the academic year.

we're going to magically not be shitty after we leave?

Our inability to get to the QB is astounding. Two guys with open shots and both miss. 

ha fucking matt campbell throws twice.  good to see stupid can go both ways.

4 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Can not leave this conference fast enough. This is Isu ball before any review 

Yea another full season next year then maybe we go in 2023?

Ugly back peddle by Thompson but it worked


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How many times have we seen it where dudes have a clear fucking shot at sacking the QB and get fucking juked by his unathletic white ass?
Is that rhetorical or........
ha fucking matt campbell throws twice.  good to see stupid can go both ways.

This. Wtf would they ever pass.

OK nice complimentary football, offense fumbles, D holds them to 3

Their kicker sounds like one of Thujone's characters, we win

Sark can’t give up another lead if he never has it. Dude is playing 4-D chess. 

Blowhards tried some of their best shit and we held 'em to 3.  I'm good with it.

I guess that's a victory. Or as close to one as any team starting Schooler on D could possibly hope for. 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

I can’t believe Ass Alley is finally gone.

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Does any defender ever make tackle when they’re 1 on 1 with a QB? Has it happened a single time?

Glad to see all the negative Nellie's out in force so early. I thought for a minute you would have decided not to watch anymore.

May have a bad angle, but looked like Texas should have been flagged on that Iowa State FG for climbing on back of a player while attempting to block a kick  ???

basically negated the coin toss defer already...

Hey guys don't worry it's not all bad - LSU is trying to get aggy into the SECCG.

Just now, tejas60 said:

not watching. are we winning?

suck it up sonny, and turn the TV on.

Just now, tejas60 said:

not watching. are we winning?

Yes, we've scored 35 points in the 1st minute of the game

3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

How many times have we seen it where dudes have a clear fucking shot at sacking the QB and get fucking juked by his unathletic white ass?

All gas, no brakes. They have no ability to contain.

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