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Yes we don't have Alabama level talent, but you can't tell me we don't have ISU or Baylor level talent? We have seen no improvement in anyone's play on the entire team. Everyone has regressed and given up. THIS IS COACHING. IT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. I COULD COACH TO 7 WINS WITH ALABAMA LEVEL TALENT. WHOEVER GREENLIT HIRING SARK SHOULD BE HUNG FROM HIS NUTSACK. WE'VE STRUCK OUT ON 3 HIRES IN A ROW. THIS PROGRAM IS BEING SET BACK ANOTHER 1O YEARS BECAUSE OF THIS COACHING STAFF. I'M SO FUCKING PISSED.

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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Dixon fucking stopped running on that one coming out of his break. That's an easy catch otherwise

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Card is shit. He's the shittiest qb we've had since Gilbert 

Gilbert threw the fucking ball.
2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Everything is gonna be fine. We just need to get to the SEC.

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Just now, ztejas said:

If I ever see Hudson Card out in public I'm punching him in the dick. 

Austin area high school QBs have been a spectacular failure for Texas so far this century.   
 

Put Charles in Charge! That's sarcasm, but maybe it shouldn't be. 

From a 50 point shootout with a top 5 OU to this shit

Man we are awful.  
 

Card can’t handle the slightest amount of pressure and now Casey can’t throw a remotely accurate ball.  
 

what a disaster. 

Three olineman can't stop one guy. Smh

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I can’t wait for our players to be on Twitter after this embarrassing shit mad at fans cause we’re fed up. These soft ass players came here for the Instagram followers not to play football, and it shows. 

This is the worst college football team
I have ever seen


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Alright we tried Card can we go back now so maybe we score again?

Watching every school we play have TEs who can block and catch when Texas has a bunch of fucking guys that contribute jack shit to the offense gets old. 

why did we fire Herman again?

I can’t believe I’m saying this but why did we ever fire Mack again? No way FUPM let’s his teams look like this? Unless I just don’t remember.


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Just now, HtownHorn said:

Fucking finish your route Dixon. Another WR likely gone after the season.

Send him to USC to be with his equally brick handed brother 

Had him stopped and then of course he almost gets first down 

If we had 10 guys in a phone booth with Hall, they still couldn’t tackle him. 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Card has no self awareness or pocket presence

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Players aren’t even trying. They don’t have faith in the coaching staff.

Other than our RBs and punt coverage there is nothing good to say about it.

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

If Bijan is hurt, this team won’t win another game.

We ain't winning another game with him healthy, so....

We need to really focus our attention on key issues - was the basic tune of our school song ever played in a setting that might be construed as "racist" by today's wokies?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No. High 4. 

Huh, I’ll be damned. It doesn’t matter - these all are better recruits than any team we have lost too minus OU. I quit caring about recruits when we can’t do shit with better ones than Iowa State yet get our doors blown off. 

Busy night at the restaurant, finally got to step away to get a glimpse of the game for a few minutes. Nice to see card getting some reps, but I don’t think it’s making much difference. Also that defense, what the actual fuck?… How humiliating

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

If Bijan is hurt, this team won’t win another game.

We wont win with him.  Everyone on the schedule has figured out how to beat Sark.  

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Dixon with the T-Rex arms over the middle

FML

he quit on his route

We are going to be worse in the SEC than Arkansas' 30 year desert drought.  This program is fucked and will never recover. 

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Austin area high school QBs have been a spectacular failure for Texas so far this century.   
 

And won Super Bowls and heismans for other teams. Fml.

ISU randomly calling plays now since they all work.

I just laugh at people who think another coaching staff is going to win with this group of players. There is a reason everyone on this site wants 40 new players next year, and another 40 after that one.
This team has no QB, 1 WR, no TEs, a few average OLs, a few good DL, no LBs, and no Ss.
It doesn't matter who the coach is when you have that many holes on your team.

You forgot they have it drilled in their minds that “winning is hard.”
No. It’s not. When you are good and expect to win you do.
Sark, Urban, nor Saban could erase that in eight months.

Really hope Sark is drinking again. At least that might explain how he’s the worst coach in the Big XII.


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If Christian Jones is still starting, the second teamers must be really shitty.

At this point do we just drop football 

1 minute ago, Dogfishhead said:

This is the worst college football team
I have ever seen


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these kids are absolutely stealing their NIL money, lulz 

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