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1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Austin area high school QBs have been a spectacular failure for Texas so far this century.   
 

Yep … it’s the Austinites who aren’t “Texas good” that you have to watch out for …

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Busy night at the restaurant, finally got to step away to get a glimpse of the game for a few minutes. Nice to see card getting some reps, but I don’t think it’s making much difference. Also that defense, what the actual fuck?… How humiliating

Nice to see him get reps? He looks like hot garbage.

Really hope Sark is drinking again. At least that might explain how he’s the worst coach in the Big XII.


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Plus we can fire with cause , lol.

Just checked the score. You guys actually watching this?

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Yes we don't have Alabama level talent, but you can't tell me we don't have ISU or Baylor level talent? We have seen no improvement in anyone's play on the entire team. Everyone has regressed and given up. THIS IS COACHING. IT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. I COULD COACH TO 7 WINS WITH ALABAMA LEVEL TALENT. WHOEVER GREENLIT HIRING SARK SHOULD BE HUNG FROM HIS NUTSACK. WE'VE STRUCK OUT ON 3 HIRES IN A ROW. THIS PROGRAM IS BEING SET BACK ANOTHER 1O YEARS BECAUSE OF THIS COACHING STAFF. I'M SO FUCKING PISSED.

dude he has 7 seasons winning an average of 7 games.  He sucked as a HC when we hired him and he sucks now.  He's a playcaller not a HC.

Just now, D3zii said:

At this point do we just drop football 

I think we have.

4 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

Our OL may get our QB’s killed pathetic 

We can only hope

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Nothing new here, but we are getting dominated on both sides of the LOS.

Good luck with this pussy ass shit in the SEC.

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Players aren’t even trying. They don’t have faith in the coaching staff.

I don’t think they believe in themselves either.  

The coaches have to share this sad fact, out scored 21-0 in 3rd qtr 

We are going to be worse in the SEC than Arkansas' 30 year desert drought.  This program is fucked and will never recover. 

All. Of. This.
I’m beyond bereft


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Just now, Horn Dog said:

Being a volleyball school isn’t so bad

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Hate to kill your buzz, but Baylor beat Texas in volleyball today 3-1

It’s all good y’all cause what really matters is social media engagement, pregame fashion shows, and bling bling.  WE GOOD.

3 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:


I can’t believe I’m saying this but why did we ever fire Mack again? No way FUPM let’s his teams look like this? Unless I just don’t remember.


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You don't remember well. Things got really bad at the end of his tenure at Texas.

Do our players like playing football? Does the University just tell them to try and that's good enough? 

We've only won conference games to schools who have shitcanned their coaches. I can't think of anything more sobering.

Just now, Pancho said:

Have we tried bringing in a fat lady from Jamaica to sage DKR and the rest of the football facilities?

I can find a Curandero down the road in Robstown.    She will only need a bus ticket. 

6 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Yup.  Gilbert 2-  Electric Booglaloo

A couple times I've seen Bijan take the wrong hole.  Wonder if he has any concussion issues.  He is usually amazingly good about finding the best hole.

Just now, Mudcat35 said:

If Christian Jones is still starting, the second teamers must be really shitty.

Big dawg at this point the way Card has been playing I’m pretty sure the 2nd team is fucking God awful 

I think the decommits will start to happen . We are getting to much momentum spiraling around the drain 

Just now, touchthemonolith said:

I wonder who's coaching career will get derailed by this shitty program after Sark. 

Sark already derailed his HC career we just decided to give him some extra cash on the way out.  We are so fucking stupid.

Coming next year to Bevo Blvd: Chris Del Conte's Career Fair! We have a 100% success rate in placing our head coaches into analyst positions on Nick Saban's staff!

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

Just checked the score. You guys actually watching this?

I turned it off at halftime but still monitoring this thread cause at least it’s entertaining 

This is so bad, I'm about to go into the other room with my wife and watch the TN game with Beth Mowans announcing.

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Can we use our Burnt Ends money illegally and get this team the death penalty? 

15 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

We have a joke of a head coach. It's going to be a long 3 years. 

Yeah, this guy won’t last 4. 

66 rushing yards and 66 passing yards. That’s what I call balance! FML

I have seen better LB safety play out of middle school kids. LB can't read linemen for shit.

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

This team loses to Kansas at home next week 

Can we then just end it with Sark then?

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Being a volleyball school isn’t so bad
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That was last night. We lost 3-1 tonight. First loss of season


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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So,  why was Sark bread in Ole Alabam….but just a crumb down here?

Nick Fucking Saban was running the program.

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

You don't remember well. Things got really bad at the end of his tenure at Texas.

i'd love an 8-5 (7-2) season right about now

I started following the Horns at the age of 12 in 96’ and this is the worst team Texas has fielded in my time.


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1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said:

I don’t think they believe in themselves either.  

You can tell from the body language they gave up after that short field down 17-7.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Being a volleyball school isn’t so bad

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Someone said they lost?

 

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Bijan getting outrushed by someone on the other team 4 straight games, we have the worst oline in the country

that’s why we recruited such an awesome 22 OL class.

1 minute ago, bullet said:

A couple times I've seen Bijan take the wrong hole. 

Oh man, I’ve done that too.

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