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Sincere McCormick takes it town for 60 yards second play of the game for UTSA.    The Runners would beat us this year.  

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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It’s kinda funny we’re so bad, it’s like a nightmare and stand up comedy all wrapped together.

As soon as you saw that corner crashing you knew he was gonna be humiliated.

Random thought/observation/question:

Has Purdy thrown it to his left today?

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why would any recruit with options come to this dumpster fire?

Sark’s credibility is crashing.

Sucks that we're sucking and it's not as much about injuries as about everything else.  

Chalk year #1 up to re-coaching.  
I won't start complaining *too much* until game #3 of year #2.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Nick Fucking Saban was running the program.

Alabama with the best OL in The country rushed for 28 yards on 17 carries tonight against LSU. QB was a -22 so they ended up with 6 total yards on 26 carries. Even with the best talent in the world you can suck shit through a straw apparently. Lol 

Looking at our first 4 win season in 25 seasons

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Sucks that we're sucking and it's not as much about injuries as about everything else.  

Chalk year #1 up to re-coaching.  
I won't start complaining *too much* until game #3 of year #2.

There’s not any coaching happening. These guys are all worse than they were in week 1. Every. Single. Player. 

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit 6 yards in 2nd half for us

Offensive genius 

What inspirational movie will Sark show the guys next week to play better in the 2nd half?
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Holding a team to three in the second half is a solid victory for this team. Swagger time.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Sucks that we're sucking and it's not as much about injuries as about everything else.  

Chalk year #1 up to re-coaching.  
I won't start complaining *too much* until game #3 of year #2.

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Here’s the deal, if sark doesn’t turn it around you have to trash the “must have P5 HC experience” this is now a trash program. You’ve got to take a chance on a coach from a lesser conference, thinking a bad or mediocre coach is going to come here and do better because we’re Texas is a fucking joke. It’s hubris. No more of this bullshit. 

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24 unanswered points. That's just amazing. 

3 minutes ago, KCHorn said:


I feel like we quit after the Oklahoma game

You mean during.

What a furking nightmare .....On top of the world at half time at OU thinking this machine can't be stopped and have shit the bed ever since.  Embarrassingly getting our asses whipped by 2 and 3 stars consistently ..

 

 

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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

What inspirational movie will Sark show the guys next week to play better in the 2nd half?

First 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan?  'Cause that's what this entire game has looked like for Texas.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Looking at our first 4 win season in 25 seasons

No bowl game gives the coaching staff time to turnover the roster....and the coaching staff.

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Bitch slapped by Iowa State.  
 

Iowa State. 
 

Think about that.  

Just now, deadshank said:

Bitch slapped by Iowa State.  
 

Iowa State. 
 

Think about that.  

Wouldn't be the first time in recent years. 

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

They look more stout than our OL

Do they have any eligibility left?

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

lets just hire a new coach every year until one manages to win 10 games 

Let's hire a coach for one week and give him a one week extension for each win. So what if we go through 30 coaches in 2 years, it's fun and more entertaining than this shit.

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What inspirational movie will Sark show the guys next week to play better in the 2nd half?
Human Centipede

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