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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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3 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Brewer tripped over a sunflower seed. 

Has he ever got YAC??? Every time I see him catch it he falls 

The only people that will keep watching Texas football under Sark are probably into Cuckold Porn.

That's what Texas football has become. Only people that get off on humiliation would watch this shit.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Maryland didnt  ass fuck us this bad

Yes they allowed us to lube up.    They still fucked us. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If im bijan im transferring

If he doesn’t he is getting really bad advice. If I was him I’d even contemplate sitting next year out.

If I was a coach, that cared about winning and success as opposed to simply cashing a check, I wouldn’t touch the Texas job with a 10ft pole

Adimora with a Johnny Jolly moment

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

19 minutes ago, bullet said:

A couple times I've seen Bijan take the wrong hole.  Wonder if he has any concussion issues.  He is usually amazingly good about finding the best hole.

Hopefully I find the best hole later. At least tonight won’t be a complete write off. 

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Bijan would be a Heisman candidate for any other school. He got hurt and tried to stick it out, I feel bad for the kid. 

If he's serious about the NFL he should portal. This team doesn't deserve him. 

If only Card hits Zay we could have made it 4 in a row giving up double digit leads.

Well gave up. Bought the Canelo fight.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This shit wouldn't fucking happen if retard Sark would rotate his fucking RB's 

tom?

Iowa State trying to run up the score, we have really reached rock bottom

Bijan crying leaving the field is a great look. 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

I say this as an Armenian-friendly homey.  
I have Armenians in the fam.  

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

If Bijan can't succeed here? Who will? 

Maybe Tom Brady

1 minute ago, Blackcat00 said:

Are we giving Sark a sobriety test at halftime? 

That's the problem. His tailgate buzz wears off and we shit the bed in the second half.

Schooler must have 15 tackles. He is only one who seems to give a shit.

This Texas defense is trying its best to get out of the way of the Iowa State runners but they just keep bumping into them.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

The only people that will keep watching Texas football under Sark are probably into Cuckold Porn.

That's what Texas football has become. Only people that get off on humiliation would watch this shit.

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We really just had a play in which,

1. Two different players got called for holding.

2. The other team still got pressure rushing 3.

3. Our Heisman-capable RB fumbled.

4. Our Heisman-capable RB got injured. 

ONE PLAY.

I'm really looking forward to the UVA-Notre Dame game next week.....

This is what quitting on your program and coaching looks like. 

I'm not dealing with this right now. UT has great recruiting, facilities, academics, hot chicks and brisket. How does this shit happen? How does this happen with hot chicks and brisket? It's that fucking Biden fucking things up again. 

All of y’all fucking idiots saying this is worse than the Charlie years obviously weren’t around for the Charlie years. 

Spencer Rattler - so bad he had to be benched 

 

LOSS

 

Spencer Sanders - awful QB

 

LOSS

 

Gerry Bonham - same as Sanders


LOSS

 

Brock Purdy - awful

 

LOSS

Do we practice at all during the week?

We watched movies as motivation like I did in 8th grade.

I cannot believe sark thought putting card in this game was a good idea. Stupid as shit. And yes I know Casey was playing like crap. 

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Maybe Tom Brady

Tom Brady would be bent in half, legs torn off, and DP’d with both his shins by the 3rd quarter with this team around him.

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

If he doesn’t he is getting really bad advice. If I was him I’d even contemplate sitting next year out.

If I was a coach, that cared about winning and success as opposed to simply cashing a check, I wouldn’t touch the Texas job with a 10ft pole

This is precisely why we ended up with Sark instead of a real coach.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

Negged I was a Tom hater. Sark was a crap hire that looked good after staff hires but turned into original predictions.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

no one loves Herman but he was better than this pile of shit out there.  In fact, if Bijan gets asked how this happens he should go full Cholly Weis.

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Not even gonna break 200 yards of offense. 
 

aLl GaS nO bRAKeS!!!!

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