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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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Just now, EZ$ said:

All of y’all fucking idiots saying this is worse than the Charlie years obviously weren’t around for the Charlie years. 

Just wait, we haven't played Kansas yet. 

 

Just now, mdmost said:

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

It's something bigger than just the football program

1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

All of y’all fucking idiots saying this is worse than the Charlie years obviously weren’t around for the Charlie years. 

Wut?

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Damn. Y’all are gluttons for punishment if y’all are still watching.

Yep, it's like watching a train wreck....you just can't look away.

Just now, mdmost said:

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

Shhh don’t tell these sark bros this. They are convinced it’s all talent. Not coaching 

that wasn't a late hit you douche announcer.

From bad to worse to shitty. Every horn player on the field should feel embarrassed. 

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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What awaits us in the SEC is not going to be porn.  It’ll be a cartel beheading video.

4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Has he ever got YAC??? Every time I see him catch it he falls 

Never. Not a one. He either falls down making making an easy catch look hard or drops a catchable ball. 

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Do we practice at all during the week?

I was asking for the season.   

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

ISU has their 3rd stringers in now

They need to put in their 4th to be fair. 

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Why do we ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS play like complete dog shit in Ames? I don’t understand.

Umm. we play like dog shit everywhere. Its What sark coached teams do. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

Texas is where college football goes to die.

Sark is a bad coach.  I think he has proven that.  Picked a bad staff.  Hasn't held the players accountable.  They haven't taught them fundamentals like they were supposedly going to do.  Sark and Flood coat tailed on Saban's culture.

Y'all still in here?

Come on over to the MMA thread.  The UFC ass whippings are a lot more enjoyable than this one.

So at least we can move past Card being any good.  If Casey isn’t completely toast upstairs because of Sark’s yo-yo we should just ride him out.  Because Hudson Card is college version of Mitch Trubisky in the pros.  I never understood that take at QB.   

Can we go fcs in football and stay fbs in everything else?   Lol

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

All of y’all fucking idiots saying this is worse than the Charlie years obviously weren’t around for the Charlie years. 

I mean, we've all been on the same message board (so to speak) for well over a decade, but I feel you.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

because they aren't here, they were overrated, and because our coach is a moron

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

So at least we can move past Card being any good.  If Casey isn’t completely toast upstairs because of Sark’s yo-yo we should just ride him out.  Because Hudson Card is college version of Mitch Trubisky in the pros.  I never understood that take at QB.   

What a whiff on Card.. sets us back even more. Oh Portal Gods be good to us

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

All of y’all fucking idiots saying this is worse than the Charlie years obviously weren’t around for the Charlie years. 

Are you kidding? Poona Ford and D'onta Foreman would set records vs this team. Swoopes would actually look good. 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I cannot believe sark thought putting card in this game was a good idea. Stupid as shit. And yes I know Casey was playing like crap. 

Casey threw a 20 yard pass 10 yards, he had to go

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I cannot believe sark thought putting card in this game was a good idea. Stupid as shit. And yes I know Casey was playing like crap. 

Thompson was missing receivers by 5 yards on 5 yard routes. GTFOH. The entire team sucks, might as well try something else.

Offended team. We are the ones who are offended. 

 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Why didnt we hire Matt Campbell?

Why the fuck would Matt Campbell leave Iowa State for Texas

2 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Umm. we play like dog shit everywhere. Its What sark coached teams do. 

I stepped in dog shit today and I can  you with experience, this team is every bit as nasty.

Offended team. We are the ones who are offended. 
 
I certainly am

This team would fucking lose to UTSA, UTEP, UTPB, and UT-Tyler while we're at it.  And I don't even think Tyler has a football program.

Three pointer by Luka at the buzzer! Mavs beat Celtics 107-104!!


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6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Do we practice at all during the week?

when you line up against yourself and you suck on both sides of the ball you always think you're having a good week

This game is why I don't give a FUCK about recruiting. We've attracted 50 more 4* and 5* players than these fuckers and it earned us one more win. Whoa oh oh the mighty Iowa State Cyclones whoa oh fuckin Baylor fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck everybody 

Eat shit Texas management and fire Sark at end of season.  You fucking choads.

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

how many of those 70 are still with the team?

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Good news is I can't wait to see which players won't be returning next season 

There's one in particular that worries me...

5 minutes ago, Okcool said:

This is what quitting on your program and coaching looks like. 

Are you talking about Sark or the Texas players?

4 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Negged I was a Tom hater. Sark was a crap hire that looked good after staff hires but turned into original predictions.

It's a rough sport.

I won't retaliate this time. 

I still like Sark.  I still believe.  But, I still think it'll be three years before we realize a 10+ win season.  

 

I'm about ready to move to MMA now.

Why the fuck would Matt Campbell leave Iowa State for Texas

Let him beat fuckin Iowa first


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