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Hey look... the opposing team kicks another long FG against us...

UT is cursed at this point.. there is no reason not to think otherwise.

 

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  • I like that the Casey stans and the Hudson stans can come together and admit they both suck. 

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    Damn. Y'all should get better so when you join the SEC at least some of the games will be competitive. It's more fun to hate on Texas when y'all can compete. I'm just down to pity for y'all.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all still in here?

Come on over to the MMA thread.  The UFC ass whippings are a lot more enjoyable than this one.

Watching Oregon and Washington, wishing we were headed to the pac 10. I hear non-consensual sodomy is frowned upon out there on the woke left coast.

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Why didnt we hire Matt Campbell?

Dude, he is Tom Herman in Iowa and they love him for it.

Even the snot nosed 8 year olds in the stands are dragging their nuts across Texas’ face with the horns down hand signs.  
 

Misery.  
 

😂

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Thompson was missing receivers by 5 yards on 5 yard routes. GTFOH. The entire team sucks, might as well try something else.

Well here’s the results! 

Hopefully our recruits are watching a more competitive game.

Just now, TexArcher said:

There's one in particular that worries me...

Can’t blame him if he does. I still can’t understand why he came. 

3 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

Sark is a bad coach.  I think he has proven that.  Picked a bad staff.  Hasn't held the players accountable.  They haven't taught them fundamentals like they were supposedly going to do.  Sark and Flood coat tailed on Saban's culture.

You’re missing the worst… zero halftime adjustments. No In-game coaching or quality decision making…

27-0 run by Iowa State.

Do we even have 27 yards this half?
Just now, TexArcher said:

There's one in particular that worries me...

Nah, he'll be back. He said he wanted to start something. He's not a disease in the locker room. He's a good sport and he's beloved. Now Worthy...I do worry about. 

Pretty much the only positive thing you can say about Sark at this point is that it’s usually hard to tell too much from a new coach’s first season. 

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

27 unanswered 

every time after halftime  but yeah players not coaching.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

Easy.  Moron coach, keep about 10% of the 4/5 stars and realize many were overrated.   Shit o-lines.  Shit coaching.  Shit fundamentals.   weak players.

Iowa State should just go ahead and start rotating in volunteers from the crowd, get everyone some playing time. Fuck, we should too. Couldn't get worse. 

Texas wishing they could strip it down and start over again. 

That's solid trolling right there. 

How many holding calls against us tonight?

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Well here’s the results! 

We might have 0 points with Thompson

Did Charlie ever allow 27 unanswered points ? 

"Texas wishing they could strip it down..."

Said while ugly ISU fan doing Horns down and holding a monkey doll.

Sheesh.

Not like it matters, but every time we have a positive play there’s a flag 

If we just took it at the 25, we'd have better starting position 100% of the time.

Even in the Charlie years, I didn't think we were bad at every single position on the field. We have 3 good players, 2 of them at RB. Even in the Charlie years, we had talent, Charlie just couldn't do anything with it. We have no talent and the coaches can't do anything with any of them. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

It's a rough sport.

I won't retaliate this time. 

I still like Sark.  I still believe.  But, I still think it'll be three years before we realize a 10+ win season.  

 

I'm about ready to move to MMA now.

Our junior class (2019) is complete shit, analysis is floating around about how big of a bust that class was. We also lost our best juniors last year to the draft. There are strong arguments that it really is talent. These second half performances are shocking but anyone waiting to see what happens aren’t total morans.

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Thompson was missing receivers by 5 yards on 5 yard routes. GTFOH. The entire team sucks, might as well try something else.

Yeah, Casey had been sucking in pretty much the exact same ways for 2.5 games now.

Worth a try.

But, given that ISU has among the more competent defenses we've played all year, there wasn't much reason to expect success.

5 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

Sark is a bad coach.  I think he has proven that.  Picked a bad staff.  Hasn't held the players accountable.  They haven't taught them fundamentals like they were supposedly going to do.  Sark and Flood coat tailed on Saban's culture.

If he had been allowed to hire Mike Stoops it would have been different.  ….. even worse.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Did Charlie ever allow 27 unanswered points ? 

We lost like 57-7 once so yeah. 

Even if we don’t have the players a good coach can at the least make these guys get better game to game and not worse. It’s not the players.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

It's a rough sport.

I won't retaliate this time. 

I still like Sark.  I still believe.  But, I still think it'll be three years before we realize a 10+ win season.  

 

I'm about ready to move to MMA now.

this dude aint getting to 10 wins EVER.

Just throw the ball downfield and pray at this point. Who cares. 

Fall down.   
 

Again. 
 

Somebody kick me in the giblets so I feel better. 

We are legit cursed. I can’t wait to leave these fucks behind. Maybe slogging through the trenches for a couple years in the SEC will do us some good, hit a reset button so we don’t have the entire world against us

Everyone has given up..... the only hope I have at this point is that Sabin went 6-6 his first year at bama ....


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Do we teach how to walk and run? Seems like we need that first.

can't even score garbage time TDs now. Regressing in every phase of the game. 

We shouldn’t have soaked our shoes in butter before the game.

I hope everyone's happy they got to see Card.

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