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Then they are doing an awfully good impression of it.

Literally zero effort right now.

At every level.

 

Texas is not and has not been a football school in some time. It’s sad but true. You need just cheer for the other teams sports like golf, swimming, and baseball.

Oh, they’ve quit alright.

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

Team is fucking trash. Sark is proving to be an absolutely terrible hire. 

Yep,  this is worse than Charlie Strong bad, and I didn't think it could get worse than that.  Maybe Sark will do us a favor and quit too...

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2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Team is fucking trash. Sark is proving to be an absolutely terrible hire. 

He might be but we wouldn't know it yet.  Belichick couldn't coach these fucking clowns.  The faster we clear out this roster the better.

These players play exactly as they are… entitled pussies.  The coaches well they coach to cater to the pussy.  This entire program is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.   

9 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

He might be but we wouldn't know it yet.  Belichick couldn't coach these fucking clowns.  The faster we clear out this roster the better.

no he is, we know it.  This is Charlie Strong level bad.  its not the roster.

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

They didn’t even show up to start so I don’t know how they quit

Well, they had a lead at halftime…. Again

16 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Fuck YOU URBAN MEYER

He was probably overwhelmed by the fragrance of estrogen everywhere.  He made the correct choice. 

So where do we think Bijan transfers?

If I am him, I don’t play another down for this team. I sit out next year and prepare for the 23 draft.

I graduated in ‘83. This may be the worst team I can recall, and I have seen some stinkers. QB play is especially bad. I mean like Garret Gilbert bad…

Start all freshmen next week. Who cares. I’m pretty sure every Strong team was better than this collection of whatever they are. 

I’ve never seen so many players on one team who care so little about competing.

23 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

its not the roster.

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

 

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Start all freshmen next week. Who cares. I’m pretty sure every Strong team was better than this collection of whatever they are. 

2014 and 2015 probably beat this team. Solid defense in 2014 would shut this shit offense down. 2015, jerrod heard would have a cal like performance against this team. Shit the 2016 team with d’onta probably handle this shit ass team. Fuck

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

 

90% of these players are Texas Tech level players.

And that’s probably a bit generous.

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They're just untalented and shitty. I mean, we're actively playing Brockermeyer, Schooler, and Jett fucking Bush. 

This.

They always play like dog shit in Ames. We haven’t won in Ames since 2017 and even in that game we played like dog shit but Iowa State played even shittier. 

Usually, I guess you blame the coach for losing a team or having a team that quits.

Is it possible that the team is actually so bitchassed that it isn't a reflection on the coach?

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

90% of these players are Texas Tech level players.

And that’s probably a bit generous.

Yup.  When I see long, flowing blonde hard underneath a Texas Longhorn football helmet.....I mean, I could be wrong....I could be totally wrong....but TOUGH isn't the first thing that pops in my head.

What the fuck gives you any indication this team hasn’t fucking quit?

48 minutes ago, naija said:

Then they are doing an awfully good impression of it.

Literally zero effort right now.

At every level.

 

Perhaps they're not getting a good 8 hours of sleep. 

28 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Well, they had a lead at halftime…. Again

I'm no expert, but I think holding an open bar at halftime is probably not in the best interest of the players or coaches.

28 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

So where do we think Bijan transfers?

he can probably rack up tons of yards in the PAC 12 with the shit DC's they have.  maybe ASU?

48 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

He might be but we wouldn't know it yet.  Belichick couldn't coach these fucking clowns.  The faster we clear out this roster the better.

The coach was a terrible hire, just like Charlie Strong was. You win by hiring winners. We do it Jerry Jones-style and try to find a bargain. I’m about done spending any money on any of this. 

I would support taking the Longhorn decal off their helmets and make them earn it back.  What a bunch of softies.  I would say “pussies”, but I have too much respect for pussy.

I feel bad for the players out there that deserve to be on better teams. Let them move on.

7 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Yup.  When I see long, flowing blonde hard underneath a Texas Longhorn football helmet.....I mean, I could be wrong....I could be totally wrong....but TOUGH isn't the first thing that pops in my head.

Schooler was the only one tackling in the 2nd half.

Just now, 28jcollins said:

I feel bad for the players out there that deserve to be on better teams. Let them move on.

Would not be surprised if some do

54 minutes ago, Hate said:

Texas is not and has not been a football school in some time. It’s sad but true. You need just cheer for the other teams sports like golf, swimming, and baseball.

Don’t forget basketball 

15 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

And Arkansas, Baylor, Oklahoma State, and Iowa State have much less than we do. They all kicked our asses. This is a coaching issue. 

16 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

 

I bet we have more talent than Iowa St.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I bet we have more talent than Iowa St.

 

Well that depends on how we define "talent", right?  I won't define talent based on some 9.95er's rankings. They've lied to us.  And they always do.  Our roster is limited.

I've never actually hated a team the way i do with this one. I literally hate the OL.

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