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I earlier said I’d light myself on fire like those pictures of the monks and sit Indian style outside DKR if we play a 1 score game with Kansas. 
Gas is getting expensive. I’m not skinny. Anyone got $15 they can lend me to see the pyrotechnics?

What a depressing game tonight. 
the sun will come up tomorrow. 
If We can rally down the stretch and beat moonshine aggy, rock chalk and wheat aggy @closetojumpingcan do a fist pump somewhere down in Galveston as “7 Win Steve” will ride again. 
hey, a girl can hope, right? 

Would it be better to just lose out?   I mean, only 5% chance we fire the loser,  but it’s better than nothing 

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Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Who the fuck cares? Two shit programs in a pillow fight. 

Nobody, probably. I’m going through the motions because when I start something (Game Week threads) I finish it. Headed to bed so figured I’d throw it up there before turning in. 

a team we can beat?

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8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

a team we can beat?

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Note the question mark on the thread title. Punctuation is important! 

actually glad I'll be at a wedding and not watching this

Any team can beat us by selling out to stop the run. We can’t hit an open receiver, so why bother defending the pass.

I’m not going to watch this game. There really is no point. If we win, we’ll it’s Kansas, we are supposed to beat Kansas. But we still lost 4 games in a row that we were leading. If we don’t, we’ll, it validates that we are awful, the team has quit and most likely we hired the wrong HC.

Fuck everything. Burn the program to the ground.

Kansas smells blood in the water. If they can hang with OU they can surely beat us. 

11 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

O/U attendance - 70,000.

Lol. No. That will be the number the admin will try to blow up our collective asses but it won’t hit 50k. Maybe give free tickets to every AISD elementary school with an assignment to write a 500 word essay on how not to run a football program.

14 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

O/U attendance - 70,000.

Under. And none of you fucks better go. 
Not spending money is the only way we will show cdc this shit is unacceptable. 

No, our casual fan base will buy up the $10 tickets for a 90,000 attendance.

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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

No, our casual fan base will buy up the $10 tickets for a 90,000 attendance.

I don’t think so man. Casuals like shit that people are excited about. There is zero excitement associated with this program. 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Does Sark survive a KU loss even if this is his honeymoon season?

Probably. 

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Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Does Sark survive a KU loss even if this is his honeymoon season?

If he doesn’t get caught drunk in a ditch?  Yes. 
Am I saying that‘s what I believe should be the case?  No comment. 

I don’t think so man. Casuals like shit that people are excited about. There is zero excitement associated with this program. 

We shall see

Kansas is a perfect time for the obligatory "players only" meeting but I'm not sure anyone on this team gives a shit.

A summation of our last three coaches:  You just look at the end of day, and winning is really really hard.

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Sark isn't getting fired this year guys no matter how the rest of the season goes. 

Crazy thing is if play like we did against OU I actually think we win. We’re pretty bad tho. 

Just now, Jhawk said:

Crazy thing is if play like we did against OU I actually think we win. We’re pretty bad tho. 

You played keep away against OU and hit lots of short passes to keep drives alive.  The QB run was also very effective for you in the first half.  These are things that give our defense fits.  You’re right.  That same game plan has a very real chance to beat us.  

Told girlfriend we can go camping or a roadtrip every Saturday until the end of the season. 

 

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Told girlfriend we can go camping or a roadtrip every Saturday until the end of the season. 

 

Gonna miss some badass basketball games 

Just now, ONE YARD said:

Gonna miss some badass basketball games 

I have YouTube TV and good comms. But you are right. I am sure I can work in a few urban overnight trips for the next month. I mean we have how many games left? 

On that note, can we forfeit? Like the French? 

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7 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

We should win convincingly 

Well… they are terrible. 

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