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Even UTEP has progressed as a program while we’ve regressed.   We would not beat UTSA this year and UTEP wouldn’t be a normal blow out. 

Both these teams have better QBs than we do.. how is that possible? 

7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Both these teams have better QBs than we do.. how is that possible? 

Both of these teams have a penis.   We are a vagina. 

21 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Even UTEP has progressed as a program while we’ve regressed.   We would not beat UTSA this year and UTEP wouldn’t be a normal blow out. 

Bold of you to assume UTEP wouldn't beat us, too.

Just now, orangebird said:

Bold of you to assume UTEP wouldn't beat us, too.

Well if Kansas now has a realistic chance…. You are correct. 

Quality uncalled PI there.  Just pull the WRs head back, no problem!

 

 Nice catch by Cephus.

Edited by MadBurgerMaker

1 minute ago, MidTexHorn said:

Any handjobs yet?

Night is still young 

I know Herman still might have a year left - but we should think about this UTSA guy.

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3 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Any handjobs yet?

Oh, you do know South Austins Mom?

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Edited by Topper13

Meep meep! All in! My new favorite team! Let’s roll Roadrunners! 

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Meep meep! All in! My new favorite team! Let’s roll Roadrunners! 

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Raise your hand if you guessed UTSA would be 9-0 and Texas would be 4-5 at this point in the season.

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Just now, MadBurgerMaker said:

9-0 but uNrAnKeD

They have played and beat who again?   I mean I love it but let’s get real.  

12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They have played and beat who again? 

Looks like 9 other teams. 

14 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They have played and beat who again?   I mean I love it but let’s get real.  

Dude they just beat UTEP. Get real. 

6 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

Looks like 9 other teams. 

Nine really bad teams…..   Let’s not get crazy this shitty Texas team beat them by 30.   

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Nine really bad teams…..   Let’s not get crazy this shitty Texas team beat them by 30.   

lol UTSA would kick our fucking asses.  

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Nine really bad teams…..   Let’s not get crazy this shitty Texas team beat them by 30.   

You are fucking stupid, drunk or both.

 

4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Nine really bad teams…..   Let’s not get crazy this shitty Texas team beat them by 30.   

They beat Memphis who beat Miss St, and Illinois who beat Penn St & Minnesota.

11 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Nine really bad teams…..   Let’s not get crazy this shitty Texas team beat them by 30.   

Texas beat who? A couple of shit P5 teams that fired their coaches?

All I know is that Return of the Jedi is on TNT right now and it kicks the shit out of all of the new Star Wars movies. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

utsa v u of h would be a fun bowl game

I'd put money on Dana getting out coached 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

All I know is that Return of the Jedi is on TNT right now and it kicks the shit out of all of the new Star Wars movies. 

You know, unpopular opinion:  while I think the new trilogy sucks horribly, I like Rogue One and Solo. 

4 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

You know, unpopular opinion:  while I think the new trilogy sucks horribly, I like Rogue One and Solo. 

Oh, yeah. I like those ones. Especially Rouge One. I'm also partial to TFA. The other 2 can die in a fire. 

19 minutes ago, F250 said:

You are fucking stupid, drunk or both.

 

Maybe both.  But you are regarded if you think utsa beats this team….   You will find out next year but come the fuck on.  We are talking about 2 stars vs 3 and 4 star recruit kids.   That’s not the same level as playing Kansas even. It’s a cute story but anyone calling for a higher ranking is a idiot.  

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Just now, Hook1997 said:

Maybe both.  But you are regarded if you think utsa beats this team….   You will find out next year but come the fuck on.  We are talking about 2 stars vs 3 and 4 star recruit kids.   

As has been pointed out. UTSA has multiple wins over teams that just took out ranked teams today. Sark beat Louisiana which barely beat an FCS team by 3 the following week. Both teams shut out Rice.

There is nothing on the Texas resume that indicates that they can dominate much less beat an undefeated team.

Go home you are drunk.

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

As has been pointed out. UTSA has multiple wins over teams that just took out ranked teams today. Sark beat Louisiana which barely beat an FCS team by 3 the following week. Both teams shut out Rice.

There is nothing on the Texas resume that indicates that they can dominate much less beat an undefeated team.

Go home you are drunk.

I don't give a fuck who Texas would or wouldn't beat but LaLa is ranked and won again today. They don't suck. 

Granted - I think this team is somehow worse than the team that played LaLa. I'm pretty fucking sure Texas would fuck on UTEP. UTSA might be interesting at this point. 

Traylor's farts could out coach Sark. How is this even a conversation?

 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a fuck who Texas would or wouldn't beat but LaLa is ranked and won again today. They don't suck. 

Granted - I think this team is somehow worse than the team that played LaLa. I'm pretty fucking sure Texas would fuck on UTEP. UTSA might be interesting at this point. 

Louisiana isn't ranked.

 

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Louisiana isn't ranked.

 

24 in AP.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

24 in AP.

And UTSA is #16 in the AP but that doesn't count as ranked. Do you even CFP Rankings, bro?

 

27 minutes ago, F250 said:

And UTSA is #16 in the AP but that doesn't count as ranked. Do you even CFP Rankings, bro?

 

I mean I guess I do I honestly prefer the AP rankings though. 

7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have played and beat who again?   I mean I love it but let’s get real.  

I hope this is the playoff selection committee’s thought process for OU.  At least we’re not contributing to their sos.  If anything, we’re making it worse for them … 😎

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a fuck who Texas would or wouldn't beat but LaLa is ranked and won again today. They don't suck. 

Granted - I think this team is somehow worse than the team that played LaLa. I'm pretty fucking sure Texas would fuck on UTEP. UTSA might be interesting at this point. 

This UTSA team would bend us over. 

16 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Nine really bad teams…..   Let’s not get crazy this shitty Texas team beat them by 30.   

This is a hilariously bad take. It would be a close game and I think UTSA would win. 

19 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

This is a hilariously bad take. It would be a close game and I think UTSA would win. 

Good thing is we find out next year right?   So we will see who is in the area of being right atleast.  UTSA’s best win so far is what Memphis?  We were beating OU by 24, I think recent events are skewing your judgment a bit.  

Edited by Hook1997

18 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They have played and beat who again?

Fat fucking retard is their marquee win.

59 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Good thing is we find out next year right?   So we will see who is in the area of being right atleast.  UTSA’s best win so far is what Memphis?  We were beating OU by 24, I think recent events are skewing your judgment a bit.  

If by recent events you mean being on the receiving end of multiple ass kickings I could see how that would influence someone's judgment of this team.

 

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