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If they're predicting a 45-14 final, then I'm definitely on Kansas' over team total. 

so Vegas is trying to get Sark fired? 

I'll be keeping an eye on that Kansas ML. Not really..........well, maybe. KU on a 4 game ATS  win streak. I forgot we didnt even play last year.

10/19/19 Texas Home 50-48 Kansas +21.0 Over 63.0
11/23/18 Texas Away 24-17 Kansas +15.5 Under 50.0
11/11/17 Texas Home 42-27 Kansas +32.0 Over 52.5
11/19/16 Kansas Home 24-21 Kansas +23.5 Under 62.0
11/07/15 Texas Home 59-20 Texas -29.0 Over 52.0
09/27/14 Texas Away 23-0 Texas -10.0 Under 42.0
11/02/13 Texas Home 35-13 Kansas +27.0 Under 52.0
10/27/12 Texas Away 21-17 Kansas +18.5 Under 60.0
10/29/11 Texas Home 43-0 Texas -28.0 Under 64.5

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There’s no way we hold KU under 25 points, so even if we cover by 30, that means the over/under should be at least 80.  I’m betting under on the 60.5 and on Kansas given the 30 and winning both. 

Is the 30 for the first half or at the end of the game? 

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Is the 30 for the first half or at the end of the game? 

Kansas is a 31-point favorite for the second half.

7 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

so even if we cover by 30,

How the fuck we score 30 in this scenario? Can't just pixie dust that in there

Vegas just wants to create the most ridiculous point spread imaginable to make the possible upset just that much more juicy. 

Or maybe they beat us by 30 points!

This line smells fishy as shit.  It should be pounded harder than South Austin's mom on the Kansas side and books are not in the habit of giving away money so the question always comes back to "what do they know?" 

I'd like to put on my tinfoil hat and think they know our players have been getting paid to be absolute chumps the last 3 weeks and now they are ready to suck in the other side but that shit ain't the truth.  

I’ll bet kansas heavy with my substantial winnings from betting Alabama +14 (or was it 10?) vs aggy. 

Holy shit, that's an absurd line.  Vegas knows something, but I just don't see it.  Honestly, if I were setting the line it would be 10-14 or so. 

my only guess is they saw how we piss pounded Tech for 3 quarters at home and Kansas is, in theory, worse than Tech who pounded Kansas 45-14.

21 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Holy shit, that's an absurd line.  Vegas knows something, but I just don't see it.  Honestly, if I were setting the line it would be 10-14 or so. 

KU has been a  bad team against the spread this year, especially on the road. Their last two road games they lost by 52 points.  That OU game was the only game they covered. Not saying I will bet the spread at 30, but I get why the line is what it is.

 
Date
H/A/N Opponent Line Result +/-
3-Sep Home South Dakota -11 W by 3 -8
10-Sep Away Coastal Car 26.5 L by 27 -0.5
18-Sep Home Baylor 17 L by 38 -21
25-Sep Away Duke 16.5 L by 19 -2.5
2-Oct Away Iowa State 34.5 L by 52 -17.5
16-Oct Home Texas Tech 18.5 L by 27 -8.5
23-Oct Home Oklahoma 38 L by 12 26
30-Oct Away Oklahoma St 28.5 L by 52 -23.5
6-Nov Home Kansas St 24 L by 25 -1

 

For the second straight weekend, I was able to make the prop bet of Texas to win the 1st half, (opponent) to win the game. The OSU game paid +850 and the Iowa St +650 (books are wising up). Wont bet it again this week ( i doubt it will even be offered), but it has been a nice reward for having to watch Sark & co. predictably shit the bed.  

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

How the fuck we score 30 in this scenario? Can't just pixie dust that in there

Fuck if I know. None of it makes sense. I guess picking Kansas as 30 point dogs is a gimme, because we sure aren’t even scoring that much.

1 hour ago, JayhawkRPh said:

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so

Upside for you, both of our QBs right now really really suck. 

1 hour ago, JayhawkRPh said:

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so

Our entire team and staff stays in the locker room after halftime. Have you played a team like this yet?

1 hour ago, JayhawkRPh said:

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so

is the starter out for sure?  that would make sense.  if he comes back the line will probably move.  I'm not sure we can score 30 points on O straight up but if we get some cheap TO's in our territory or a special team score we could do it.

1 hour ago, JayhawkRPh said:

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so

I got news for you.  Backup QBs are our kryptonite  

Both teams have terrible offenses.  I just hit KU +29.5 and the under.

Texas in no way, shape or form will outscore Kansas by 30 fucking points. This team sucks the goat ass and its players give two shits at how well they do and as importantly the coaches have no clue how to close out a game.

Take KU and the points. What a joke.

1 hour ago, JayhawkRPh said:

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so

Your backup will get Heismen consideration and a helmet sticker on ESPN Game Day final.  

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so
You guys will double that scoring barrage in the 3rd and 4th quarter alone...and that should be enough to win it, fans storm the field, goalposts are toast.

Bullshit, the way we're playing will be lucky to score 30 at all fuckmylife

I think you have to bet Kansas and the points in this one. 

Is that spread for just the first half lead before the horns roll over and take it in the ass for another 2nd half collapse?

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

This line smells fishy as shit.  It should be pounded harder than South Austin's mom on the Kansas side and books are not in the habit of giving away money so the question always comes back to "what do they know?" 

I'd like to put on my tinfoil hat and think they know our players have been getting paid to be absolute chumps the last 3 weeks and now they are ready to suck in the other side but that shit ain't the truth.  

Maybe Sark told whoever in Vegas he’s saving the playbook for the Kansas game 

Sark should cut a deal with the Big 12. Texas will remain in the Big 12 if all conference games have their duration reduced to two quarters.

28 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Tempted to bet my retirement on KU. 

Don't. They're really really bad.

We're going to light them up.

13 hours ago, JayhawkRPh said:

KU fan here. We don’t know who will play QB this game. Our starter got rocked, back up is probably done, and we were trying to rs the third string guy who played the second half yesterday. I fully expect to get pounded. We scored 13 points in the last two weeks. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so

It don’t make a shit what QB you role out. He will have a career day 

 

will we even score 30?

Kansas is easily the worst team we have faced this year… and im including Rice. If we dont win by 4 scores, Sark needs to be fired as he enters the Electro-bevo at SEZ

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