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9 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Wow this is a horrid take 

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Something tells me that Kershaw won't crack 100 innings  this season. 

15 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

I don’t mind that at all. 

Something tells me that Kershaw won't crack 100 innings  this season. 

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Joe Kellys bitchass and Josh Harrison to White Sox

Jose Iglesias to Rockies

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20 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Jose Iglesias to Rockies

Shit, Rockies, have some fucking pride in yourselves for once.

^ They're also supposedly the leaders for Pujols.
Gotta sell those 700 homer game tickets
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12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ They're also supposedly the leaders for Pujols.

Wouldn't be dumber than giving Ian Desmond $70 to play 1B...

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Reds gonna tank -- reportedly haven't even talked to Castellanos.

So no more '163rd' tiebreaker game, but the new playoffs format still doesn't fix the div. round best of 5 bullcrap.

SIAP, but has the first week of the season  that got canceled been rescheduled yet?  Still don't see the Yankees/@Marlins series on any Rangers schedule.

It is going to be announced this week i believe, but for like the Astros McTaggart already tweeted the other day the Opening series against Phillies is moved to end of season and then the Yankees series will be made up during the season....somehow

So your mlb writer may have already tweeted or wrote something about it

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Twitter is pretty much worthless right now with all of the spoof accounts dropping news about Story and Correa signings, but I don't think anyone could make up this titanic signing:

 

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Wouldn't be dumber than giving Ian Desmond $70 to play 1B...

Well, he's going to be a DH. Cron is their 1B.

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

SIAP, but has the first week of the season  that got canceled been rescheduled yet?  Still don't see the Yankees/@Marlins series on any Rangers schedule.

One of the series will be added to the end of schedule, not sure about the other one.

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Did they already give up on Jo Adell?

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Probably not the smartest to tell that to dork beat writer when you haven't even talked to the player about it lol

IKF is now the starting shortstop for the Yankees? What a time to be alive!

With the Guzman minor league deal earlier, the Yankees continue to acquire current and ex Rangers. Truly baffling.

Sad to see Gary go. He was a very talented inconsistent knucklehead, but he was our knucklehead. Urshela was big in a lot of moments too. 
 

I always thought Donaldson was a huge douche but I guess I like him now. I have no idea who Isaih Kiner-Falefa is. Sounds like a Euless Trinity QB or something.

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did they already give up on Jo Adell?

 

It must be tough to be a Padres fan. First, last year’s collapse and now this. 

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 

i don't think you're making the point you think you're making.

So, uh, it's always a good idea for your best player to find out something unpleasant you are thinking about doing with him over twitter, right?

hi michael.  we would like u to maybe not play cf this year for us.  if u r ok with this, check this box:

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this has gotta lower the asking price for freeman i would think.  kinda lost his leverage.

but it's the dodgers, so nevermind.

cough, darren dreifort, cough.

Going to be weird watching the Braves and not seeing Freeman at 1st it looks like. 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this has gotta lower the asking price for freeman i would think.  kinda lost his leverage.

but it's the dodgers, so nevermind.

cough, darren dreifort, cough.

Dodgers vs Yankees in a bidding war is maximum leverage. 

6 minutes ago, Brew said:

Going to be weird watching the Braves and not seeing Freeman at 1st it looks like. 

Its gonna fucking suck!

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