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WTF

http://texas.vsporto.com/episode/32529/sec-smothered-and-covered-barretts-mailbag-texas-is-afraid-of-playing-texas-am/

SEC homer and regular Texags radio guest. Not even worth the clicks. He writes these type articles every year as clickbait. 

Got damn right I'm scared of A&M. God knows what disease I'd pick up over in that shithole.  

Seems like the comments might be a good place to drop the Twitter nugget about Texas asking aggy for a series, being turned down, and then Texas asking Alabama and them saying yes. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems like the comments might be a good place to drop the Twitter nugget about Texas asking aggy for a series, being turned down, and then Texas asking Alabama and them saying yes. 

That sounds delicious!  Do you have a link for this?

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems like the comments might be a good place to drop the Twitter nugget about Texas asking aggy for a series, being turned down, and then Texas asking Alabama and them saying yes. 

that's fake news, ya stupid sip

...scared?  Right.  So, we schedule USC, LSU, bama, Mich..  We have almost played all  of the secw, so why would we be scared of aggy?  That dumbass is just a finebaum wannabe.

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Barrett Sollee is scared of vaginas

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Men like Barrett.

Why is this a thread?

This thread has aids. Nuke it from orbit. All aggy stuff needs to stay quarantined.

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He talks like a faget and his shit’s all regarded.


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2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

...scared?  Right.  So, we schedule USC, LSU, bama, Mich..  We have almost played all  of the secw, so why would we be scared of aggy?  That dumbass is just a finebaum wannabe.

Lol dumb ass sip.  By the time ut plays all those teams their coaches will have been fired or retired, meanwhile jimbo will just be peaking. Skeered.

Why would you share that link and encourage anybody to visit that cheap clickbait? 

hell yeah we are scared,  we schedule powderpuffs  like Notre Dame, USC, LSU and Bama,  because juggernauts like forever sub .500 sheep fuckers scare us 

Del Conte stated somewhere they he called aggy to see if they wanted in. They said no. 

Whos scared of who?

10 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Del Conte stated somewhere they he called aggy to see if they wanted in. They said no. 

Whos scared of who?

Where have we heard this before......hmmm.  DeLoss to aggy about starting a tv network....nope, they don't want in...just sneak out of town and join sec.

We should cancel the football program to insure that we don't have to play them. They are so good and stuff it's scary. I remember the last time we played them they kicked our asses on our home field!!! I think I'm going to cry.

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

Anyone with common sense would refrain from doing activities that possibly can cause fans to contract herp-derp/ herpes, even if it means staying out of College Station...

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How many of those were sheep?

We should cancel the football program to insure that we don't have to play them. They are so good and stuff it's scary. I remember the last time we played them they kicked our asses on our home field!!! I think I'm going to cry.


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5 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Got damn right I'm scared of A&M. God knows what disease I'd pick up over in that shithole.  

You can’t fix stupid.

Yep, that’s reason enough to be concerned.

It is amazing how incredibly consistent this time tested principle never fails. Every time an aggy mouthpiece spouts off in public they go and reveal every insecurity they've ever had.

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
 
 
10 hours ago, Leanderman said:

He is just one chromosome over a potato.

I think that may be too conservative imo.

13 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

...scared?  Right.  So, we schedule USC, LSU, bama, Mich..  We have almost played all  of the secw, so why would we be scared of aggy?  That dumbass is just a finebaum wannabe.

aggy is scared to schedule LSU, they just ran out of the ability to not schedule them

We topped off our series domination with a win at Kyle Field led by a noodle-armed herp derp.  We ain't scurred.

14 hours ago, TriStone said:

That sounds delicious!  Do you have a link for this?

Del Conte pretty much said it during his talks on the This is Texas tour.

12 hours ago, deft said:

Why is this a thread?

 

 

This, if you're going to post a click bait article at least do it about someone people will know who it is about

It would be absolutely incredible if, in the next five years or so, Herman lived up to his billing, Jimbo somehow has a dream season and UT and Atm meet in the playoffs.... Then Hermans boys just run them off the field.  No last second field goal, just 50-3 domination.  It would be the ultimate aggy roaller coaster.

4 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

It would be absolutely incredible if, in the next five years or so, Herman lived up to his billing, Jimbo somehow has a dream season and UT and Atm meet in the playoffs.... Then Hermans boys just run them off the field.  No last second field goal, just 50-3 domination.  It would be the ultimate aggy roaller coaster.

or, or, now stay with me here, Herman does all that stuff, and Jimbo never finishes above 3rd in the SEC West.

17 minutes ago, Viper said:

or, or, now stay with me here, Herman does all that stuff, and Jimbo never finishes above 3rd in the SEC West.

How about a Texas playoff season and Jimbo not even making a bowl?

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