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  • immamac changed the title to Sark presser 11/8/2021

I agree.  No need for the thread.  They could literally play the ones from the last 3 weeks and no one could tell the difference.  

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You look at those press conference over there and it's just all about the tradition of what is being said in them not making one bit of difference when our guys take the field. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Evaluating starting QB this week

Are they holding open tryouts?

 

Either we have back-ups so bad that we are forced to play injured players or Sark will play injured players just because he can. 

I used to watch these press conferences every Monday. This is why I stopped tuning into these things. Statements like this. Stop telling me this and do it on the field when it actually matters. It's the same reason I never bother reading practice reports or preseason previews. Longhorn football has talked this game for over a decade now. It rarely ever shows it on the field.

 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Josh Moore portaling

Goodbye GIF

Sark says he likes the development of guys like…Schooler. 
 

How did he ever get to 7 wins?

He sounds like he’s trying to motivate alcoholics in AA. Wait (no offense to anyone).

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Josh Moore portaling

Addition by subtraction perhaps?

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Either we have back-ups so bad that we are forced to play injured players or Sark will play injured players just because he can. 

Don't stop with just those two...keep going. 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Sark says he likes the development of guys like…Schooler. 
 

How did he ever get to 7 wins?

So if Schooler is what we are measuring improvement with, how fucking bad is everyone else… I knew the D had problems, but fuck..

12 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Bijan day to day

He’s probably shutting down for the year so he can be healthy next season for the program he transfers too

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5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Josh Moore portaling

They let the kid back on after a fucking gun charge, what an ungrateful shit. 

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Josh Moore portaling

Hopefully has an obj effect.

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Damn, who’s going to drop all those passes now?

How does a 28 year old still get to portal and not be Mormon? Wasn’t he recruited by Strong? 

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Damn, who’s going to drop all those passes now?

Oh don't you worry, we have other WRs that are very good at dropping passes too. 

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12 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Josh Moore portaling

Biggest takeaway from the presser. 
 

also the social media impact is substantial. I think Tom Herman may have done that right even if it was stupid the way it was implemented. I don’t know that he would have spent the time talking about that if he didn’t actually see a negative impact to the team. 

Can we get Rico from the Dr Pepper commercial out of the portal in exchange for Josh Moore going in?  Because I'd take that deal.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Worst WR corps in school history

That John Harris led group is looking like a murderers row in comparison 

11 minutes ago, Nope said:

That John Harris led group is looking like a murderers row in comparison 

Harris was actually a good WR.  Let's not forget the 1991 WR group lead by Kenny Neal. 

52 minutes ago, immamac said:

Biggest takeaway from the presser. 
 

also the social media impact is substantial. I think Tom Herman may have done that right even if it was stupid the way it was implemented. I don’t know that he would have spent the time talking about that if he didn’t actually see a negative impact to the team. 

What did he say about social media? Missed that part. Thanks

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

What did he say about social media? Missed that part. Thanks

Yes, elaborate, please.

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

Damn, who’s going to drop all those passes now?

Marcus Washington will step up here, don’t you worry. 

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Sark says he likes the development of guys like…Schooler. 
 

How did he ever get to 7 wins?

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As Herman would say "Leaders of Men" 

56 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can we get Rico from the Dr Pepper commercial out of the portal in exchange for Josh Moore going in?  Because I'd take that deal.

I’d take the punter with the case of dt pepper too if state didn’t already pick him up. 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Can we get Rico from the Dr Pepper commercial out of the portal in exchange for Josh Moore going in?  Because I'd take that deal.

I hear his time is now

Kai Money back at his rightful spot at the top of the depth chart?

5 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Kai Money back at his rightful spot at the top of the depth chart?

shouldn't Kai be in the QB 

 

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Either we have back-ups so bad that we are forced to play injured players or Sark will play injured players just because he can. 

I didn't see anything different from Card than we saw in the Ark game.  If Casey is healthy I think he starts but I also don't think it matters much, neither have proven to very good. Card just freezes though. If the thumb is still an issue then Card gets his shot against an opponent that we should beat.

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

shouldn't Kai be in the QB 

 

I didn't see anything different from Card than we saw in the Ark game.  If Casey is healthy I think he starts but I also don't think it matters much, neither have proven to very good. Card just freezes though. If the thumb is still an issue then Card gets his shot against an opponent that we should beat.

Fuck it, just let Rochon get a crack at it and see what happens.  At least we know he gives a shit.

I’m not saying Card is good. But trotting out a guy to under-throw every intermediate route by 5 yards because he is injured means that Sark likely has no clue what to do now. Is he trying to prove a point by keeping him out there? I honestly have no clue.
 

Even if Card is bad, then just say that Thompson is out due to injury. I would be shocked that he thinks Card is so bad that we should keep an injured QB in the game when he had already made him the starter for the season opener. 
 

I will say that I’m just pissed that he played Bijan after an obvious injury on Saturday. To me, it is a dark red flag in a sea of red flags. 

12 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Fuck it, just let Rochon get a crack at it and see what happens.  At least we know he gives a shit.

Roschon was a badass QB at PNG, set all kinds of records. He's one of the few guys that play like they aren't petrified out there. I don't think he's forgotten how to throw a football yet, put him at QB fuck it. 

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1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Roschon was a badass QB at PNG, set all kinds of records. He's one of the few guys that play like they aren't petrified out there. I don't think he's forgotten how to throw a football yet, put him at QB fuck it. 

Honestly don't understand why he wasn't moved back to QB at the beginning of the season since the RB room has plenty of depth and the QB room was in doubt. 

Hmmm. Decision time, watch awful Texas FB play awful Kansas….or watch Texas BB kick Gonzaga’s ass on the road. 

34 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Roschon was a badass QB at PNG....I don't think he's forgotten how to throw a football yet.

 

Or, you know, just maybe work a halfback pass into things, by god from a RB who used to be a QB? 

Sarkisian treats trick plays as Rodgers does a COVID vax.

Just another head scratcher about our coach / the season. 

Honestly don't understand why he wasn't moved back to QB at the beginning of the season since the RB room has plenty of depth and the QB room was in doubt. 

Because he’d be essentially be a true freshman QB who was kind of a project at that position with two years of eligibility?
1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Like tackling, cyber bullying is a problem in America.

9 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Or, you know, just maybe work a halfback pass into things, by god from a RB who used to be a QB? 

Sarkisian treats trick plays as Rodgers does a COVID vax.

Just another head scratcher about our coach / the season. 

This is a good idea. 

TIL I learned Walter Payton had more career TD passes and fewer career INT than Johnny Manziel. 

We have much worse problems than the missed opportunity cost of not attempting a HB pass.

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