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Texas vs. Houston Baptist tonight at 8 PM at the FEC and on LHN

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Our season starts tonight against mighty Houston Baptist.  Get yourself to the FEC and support the team in person.  Otherwise the game is on LHN.

CBS has Houston Baptist ranked #335 out of 358 teams.  Nevertheless, we are doomed.

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The time change really fucked you up, bro. 

14 minutes ago, HookEm said:

Our season starts tonight against mighty Houston Baptist.  Get yourself to the FEC and support the team in person.  Otherwise the game is on LHN.

CBS has Houston Baptist ranked #335 out of 358 teams.  Nevertheless, we are doomed.

I like that you're pre-gaming for 28 straight hours for the start of Longhorn Basketball season.  But you're gonna get fucked up.  Use an Uber, catch a nap, maybe get yourself a frozen custard.  We got this.  

Texas 88, HBU 62.  A new era begins.  

(also...anybody know what time our game with San Jose State is later this month?  Trying to sort that day out with kids stuff and a concert)

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This man is so tired of the football team he moved the basketball game up an entire day. 

I respect it. 

I wonder if Hookem thinks he is first in line at the Erwin Center.

37 minutes ago, HookEm said:

Where is everybody? Let’s do this!

everyone's at the game

Houston Baptist’s gym is smaller than my podunk 2A Easr Texas high school’s gym. That’s all I know about them.

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

 

How in the living hell did you think of (much less find) a fucking Mervyn's commercial from 30 years ago to make your point? Serious kudos. 

9 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Did we win??

I heard we didn’t even show up. Fucking pathetic debut by Beard 

16 hours ago, HookEm said:

Our season starts tonight against mighty Houston Baptist.  Get yourself to the FEC and support the team in person.  Otherwise the game is on LHN.

CBS has Houston Baptist ranked #335 out of 358 teams.  Nevertheless, we are doomed.

FEC?  Thought this season was to be played in the new BB stadium?

12 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

FEC?  Thought this season was to be played in the new BB stadium?

Maybe they can get it finished in the next 11 hours. 

13 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

FEC?  Thought this season was to be played in the new BB stadium?

that would explain the poor turnout last evening, wrong venue.  I'll alert my contacts in the Athletic Department to know we should play at the FEC tonight then..

Thread title is now correct, so we go that going for us. Which is nice.

9 minutes ago, HookEm said:

We're still undefeated! Yay!

We haven’t won a single game, fire Beard’s ass ASAP

My ex-wife went to Houston Baptist, so I suppose I'll root for the Longhorns.

I know the HBU women's basketball coach personally, but I'll still root for the Longhorns, I GUESS. 

Can’t wait to see the teams, should be fun.
 

By “fun” I mean it should look like a Harlem Globetrotters vs Washington Generals game. 🤘🏼

Easily the most excited I’ve ever been for basketball season

I'm so excited, I'm so excited. I'm so... scared.  Not really- fuck that noise.  This team gonna be fun to watch, well coached, talented and awesome.  I don't know how far we will go in the dance b/c a 1 elimination tournament is such a fucking crap shoot- but we can control what is in our control over a full season.  I'm going to predict that we come home with some hardware and enter the tournament as the #2 two seed. 

Bring it, bitches.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

bro you missed the entire season, it's already next year.

Did we win the natty? 

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

bro you missed the entire season, it's already next year.

Can you make this happen for football?

32 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I'm so excited, I'm so excited. I'm so... scared.  Not really- fuck that noise.  This team gonna be fun to watch, well coached, talented and awesome.  I don't know how far we will go in the dance b/c a 1 elimination tournament is such a fucking crap shoot- but we can control what is in our control over a full season.  I'm going to predict that we come home with some hardware and enter the tournament as the #2 two seed. 

Bring it, bitches.

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I’ve never been more jacked for basketball since Barnes. Ready to finally fuck shit up and have the team I can shit talk all my friends..

 

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17 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Houston Baptist’s gym is smaller than my podunk 2A Easr Texas high school’s gym. That’s all I know about them.

Years ago, that's where the Rockets used to practice.

15 hours ago, Assman said:

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Where did you get that picture of the crowd at one of our games at Gregory in the early 70s? That's awesome.

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

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How is it that the only one of these three I didn't really care to see naked is the only one that got naked on screen?

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