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Texas vs. Houston Baptist tonight at 8 PM at the FEC and on LHN

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I told you motherfuckers all last season this man could ball. 

Well, really it was just a few of you. Still. 

Way to stroke it Ramey. 

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Can't imagine what guys like Ramey, AJ, and Jase are feeling with Beard vs Shaka

 

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25 minutes ago, VinyVango said:

Disu’s rebounding and defense will be much needed when conference play starts up.


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When is he expected to return?

Having a post player that can score over either shoulder is going to make scoring draughts easy to overcome.

Ramey and AJ are going to benefit greatly from not having to be ball handlers and not having to carry the offense.

If Mitchell/Disu can be a real presence on O(not just lob catchers) down low look out.

Febres needs a better haircut. Can we start an NIL campaign?

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Cunningham showing his limitations still exist.

Cunningham's minutes are going to be pretty low come conference.  He'll be Beard's effort "regulator".  every good team needs one.

This is the smallest Texas team I can remember. I'm glad we play with a ton of energy to make up for our lack in size

When is Disu expected to return? ANSWER ME!!!!

 

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5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This is the smallest Texas team I can remember. I'm glad we play with a ton of energy to make up for our lack in size

Size isn't everything. Just ask Lowell.

Carr distributes the ball well. 

3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

When is Disu expected to return? ANSWER ME!!!!

pm Derka.

just the posting up and getting the post the ball when he flashes open, instead of freezing, looks 1000% better.

and bonus, the post players actually have some moves/ability.

Mitchell would have jacked up a 3 if Shaka was the coach instead of taking it to the basket.

Did that kid throw the Horns down while they're down 30, lol?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Did that kid throw the Horns down while they're down 30, lol?

transfer from Blinn...

Did that kid throw the Horns down while they're down 30, lol?
Yup. Then got the T and an under the breath ass chewing by his coach. The kind that your dad tells you are getting an ass whipping when you get home.
Just now, Bevo Num1 said:
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:
Did that kid throw the Horns down while they're down 30, lol?

Yup. Then got the T and an under the breath ass chewing by his coach. The kind that your dad tells you are getting an ass whipping when you get home.

Coach was actually trying not to laugh. He was smiling before and after talking to him. 

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:
Did that kid throw the Horns down while they're down 30, lol?

Yup. Then got the T and an under the breath ass chewing by his coach. The kind that your dad tells you are getting an ass whipping when you get home.

Ha, maybe so. But also possible the coach said under his breath "anytime you want to celebrate after punking and dunking a couple of defenders at the basket you go right ahead"

Ha, maybe so. But also possible the coach said under his breath "anytime you want to celebrate after punking and dunking a couple of defenders at the basket you go right ahead"
But make sure you're beating the opponent.

We are actually putting a team away when we obviously should be. I’m not sure what the fuck is going on, but I love it

1 minute ago, KCHorn said:

We are actually putting a team away when we obviously should be. I’m not sure what the fuck is going on, but I love it

Hell, we may cover.

We need Benson to drag his nuts across this HBU team like he does to the actresses in his offseason porn career

Askew’s a damn good backup pg

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

#21 is my new favorite player

Basketball player, porn star, lumberjack, Lemmy, Lawrence from Office Space...he does it all. 

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So what is the name of the Cheech guy on our team?
Chong.
1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

So what is the name of the Cheech guy on our team?

Derek Smalls

This team is deep as hell. Askew might get fucking drafted and he's out here in garbage time. 

9 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Askew’s a damn good backup pg

He's more than that. Guessing he plays himself into a bigger role. 

These guys look like they’re having fun. Love it 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Bishop was dancing a jig. Who hit Licon in the face?

didn't he run into Benson?  

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