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Firing this one back up.

 

She was on snl.

 

I would.

 

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11 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I would.

I would not. Are you a Vic sock?

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I find a good sense of humor very attractive in a woman, and because of that, I would not. 

 

 

 

 

I actually saw her in an airport in Vegas last year. She was walking in front of me in a skirt with some of her friends. The back if her legs look like a sack of walnuts. 

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It’s okay to cut her down—publicly. But, I’m willing to bet, given the right setting AND if no one would ever find out, some of ya’ll would hit it. The fatties need proper attention too. Nothing wrong with that.


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1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

It’s okay to cut her down—publicly. But, I’m willing to bet, given the right setting AND if no one would ever find out, some of ya’ll would hit it. The fatties need proper attention too. Nothing wrong with that.


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I don't need to hide behind anything - I'd go after it 100% sober.

Nope. 100% of my girlfriends have been hotter, 100% of my ex wife has been hotter, and 90% of my drunken 2 am desperation take homes have been hotter

30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Nope. 100% of my girlfriends have been hotter, 100% of my ex wife has been hotter, and 90% of my drunken 2 am desperation take homes have been hotter

Why am i only curious about how bad that 10% was?

Why am i only curious about how bad that 10% was?

Not Vic bad. Just not anything to be proud of.

She looked pretty good in her 2012 stand up special. Been a hard slide since then.

 

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I couldn’t fuck somebody that I would then want to cunt punch.

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

She looked pretty good in her 2012 stand up special. Been a hard slide since then.

 

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I think she may be one of the few women who actually got fatter on purpose.

57 minutes ago, El Moco said:

I couldn’t fuck somebody that I would then want to cunt punch.

Huh.  That's odd.  I mean if you're not cunt punching during the fucking I'd say you're doing it wrong. 

 

Also, 2012 Schumer yes.... today, not so much.

 

And why in the fuck did this thread need to be resurrected?

1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said:

...2012 Schumer yes.... today, not so much.

And why in the fuck did this thread need to be resurrected?

Same.

Exactly.

Looked pretty good back then...

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I hear Tonya Harding is in negotiations to portray Amy in an upcoming bio-pic. 

Y'all need to

 

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13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

nope.

 

13 hours ago, Spartan52 said:

Pass

 

13 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

I find a good sense of humor very attractive in a woman, and because of that, I would not. 

 

 

 

 

 

13 hours ago, Newdoc said:

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12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Would

 

 

...politely decline. 

 

Sadly, if I were ever in a situation to have to make the choice, I’d probably factor in being able to post about it here and give all you assholes the lulz.  So yeah, I’d do it.

I just get the feeling like she smells like Southeast Lubbock on a hot day.

Every fuck you pass up is one less fuck you will have in your life, and life is short, so I WOULD,

I like how in the transition from Shag to Surl the thread title rightfully gave up on the idea she was funny.

You think she's fat now? Give it 10 years and a kid. Unless she gets a lapband she'll make Melissa McCarthy look like Twiggy.

She was a 5 on her best day.

She's the polar opposite of Melissa McCarthy, who is losing weight and getting funnier.

I think it was Andrew dice clay who said all he needs is "2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat" and he's good.

I wouldn't, but if I did I don't think it would be enjoyable. Slut humor just doesn't do it for me.

I actually like my chicks a little thicc but she's just ugly. Can't get over her ugly face. So that'd be a no.

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