May 18, 20187 yr Firing this one back up. She was on snl. I would. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
May 18, 20187 yr Popular Post I find a good sense of humor very attractive in a woman, and because of that, I would not.
May 18, 20187 yr I actually saw her in an airport in Vegas last year. She was walking in front of me in a skirt with some of her friends. The back if her legs look like a sack of walnuts.
May 18, 20187 yr Author It’s okay to cut her down—publicly. But, I’m willing to bet, given the right setting AND if no one would ever find out, some of ya’ll would hit it. The fatties need proper attention too. Nothing wrong with that. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
May 18, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said: It’s okay to cut her down—publicly. But, I’m willing to bet, given the right setting AND if no one would ever find out, some of ya’ll would hit it. The fatties need proper attention too. Nothing wrong with that. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I don't need to hide behind anything - I'd go after it 100% sober.
May 18, 20187 yr The better question is would you need to drink more alcohol to bang her or to find her funny?
May 18, 20187 yr Nope. 100% of my girlfriends have been hotter, 100% of my ex wife has been hotter, and 90% of my drunken 2 am desperation take homes have been hotter
May 18, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: Nope. 100% of my girlfriends have been hotter, 100% of my ex wife has been hotter, and 90% of my drunken 2 am desperation take homes have been hotter Why am i only curious about how bad that 10% was?
May 18, 20187 yr Why am i only curious about how bad that 10% was?Not Vic bad. Just not anything to be proud of.
May 18, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Buzzrock said: She looked pretty good in her 2012 stand up special. Been a hard slide since then. I think she may be one of the few women who actually got fatter on purpose.
May 18, 20187 yr 57 minutes ago, El Moco said: I couldn’t fuck somebody that I would then want to cunt punch. Huh. That's odd. I mean if you're not cunt punching during the fucking I'd say you're doing it wrong. Also, 2012 Schumer yes.... today, not so much. And why in the fuck did this thread need to be resurrected?
May 18, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said: ...2012 Schumer yes.... today, not so much. And why in the fuck did this thread need to be resurrected? Same. Exactly.
May 18, 20187 yr Looked pretty good back then... I hear Tonya Harding is in negotiations to portray Amy in an upcoming bio-pic.
May 18, 20187 yr Y'all need to 13 hours ago, Gil Bang said: nope. 13 hours ago, Spartan52 said: Pass 13 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said: I find a good sense of humor very attractive in a woman, and because of that, I would not. 13 hours ago, Newdoc said: 12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: Would ...politely decline.
May 18, 20187 yr Sadly, if I were ever in a situation to have to make the choice, I’d probably factor in being able to post about it here and give all you assholes the lulz. So yeah, I’d do it.
May 18, 20187 yr Every fuck you pass up is one less fuck you will have in your life, and life is short, so I WOULD,
May 19, 20187 yr I like how in the transition from Shag to Surl the thread title rightfully gave up on the idea she was funny.
May 19, 20187 yr You think she's fat now? Give it 10 years and a kid. Unless she gets a lapband she'll make Melissa McCarthy look like Twiggy.
May 19, 20187 yr She was a 5 on her best day. She's the polar opposite of Melissa McCarthy, who is losing weight and getting funnier.
May 19, 20187 yr I think it was Andrew dice clay who said all he needs is "2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat" and he's good.I wouldn't, but if I did I don't think it would be enjoyable. Slut humor just doesn't do it for me.
May 19, 20187 yr I actually like my chicks a little thicc but she's just ugly. Can't get over her ugly face. So that'd be a no.
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