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Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss

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20 minutes ago, Azbadlands said:

I doubt it.  A chewing like that from a coach leads to the hardest workouts that no player wants. Talking Navy Seal hell week type nightmarish workouts that you don't forget, and don't ever want again....I guarantee he scared the bejesus out of some of them; especially, if the other coaches are acting just as fed up,  and I bet they at least  play harder...

I don’t think there’s much time for that in-season. During the week it’s your basic lifting & conditioning and then all the rest of your practice time you have to be working on the next game. 

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1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Tic-tok was something coach yelled when you better hurry your ass up.

Strangely enough, Tick Tock is also best followed by a "Motherfucker!"
 

 

57 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I am having a bit of fun, but I do honestly find this type of over-the-top stuff to be silly. That's my honest opinion. But hey, if it works, it works.

Over the top silly? Only because the audience isn’t a bunch of young Al’s playing flag football at St. Ignatius Martyr School by Coach Tim Ickus losing to our cross town rivals at St. Louis, maybe. We learned that shit back in grade school and never let it happen again.   The Bobcats at the big I needed an ass chewing on occasion and it worked. 
I hope this will root the weak out of the program.  

 

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe not 2021 UT.  But Bama, tOSU, OU etc it does.  Maybe that brings up a good question, is UT too woke to want it that bad?  I think you’re in the minority but I could be wrong.  

I'd love to know how prevalent disciplinary conditioning really is at elite college football programs.

My states are a little altered tonight but. it seems to me that we should do something big to ensure that the "Legend of Bo Davis" is told amongst Longhorn fans to the end of time. 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

That butt chewing was very retro. Had a mid-80s Bike coaches shorts feel to it. 

Maybe you identified the real problem though, a coach can go on a real rant like that, but these days, can't do a dang thing to back it up because he might hurt someone's sensitivities and get in trouble with the media, the parents, the school,  and everyone else...

These players need to feel the pain and punishment of hard workouts from pissed off coaches for quitting like they did...It was embarrassing...

Maybe the coaches got to get creative these days and find some other way to motivate them to do better.  I wouldn't know what that would be though...Maybe just calling in a couple of them and flat out tell them goodbye, so long, vaya con dios, and you'll never play another down here.  Let the team see you mean business.  I imagine the team seeing another player losing a full ride to hit the transfer portal and not get any offers from a decent school might be a motivator...But who knows, it seems like a lot of them probably don't give a rat's ass.

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You don't want to be called motherfucker, don't play like a motherfucker, motherfucker.

The fact that this David Penisson guy has large amounts of positive reputation and a large group of posters who choose to continually subject themselves to his “wisdom” by not putting him on ignore, just further supports that we have the team we deserve. We love the pain. 

2 hours ago, Azbadlands said:

 

Maybe the coaches got to get creative these days and find some other way to motivate them to do better.

At the team breakfast, under performing players should get cold pancakes and burnt toast instead of hot crispy bacon. Bacon is for closers.

Dennisons troll act is tired and derivative. At least futureman has the conviction to get poop under his fingernails.

15 hours ago, TriStone said:

Yeah I'm sure it happens every week.  This just happens to be the first time a player decided to pull out his phone and start recording.

I bet it's not the first time a coach told mfers to gtfo... 

7 hours ago, bullet said:

I'm not saying its bad.  I'm just saying he needed to know his audience.

Some teams would respond.  But you could have players with pride who won't put up with being talked to like this.  But maybe that type of player knows they deserved it after the last 4 games.

And of course the type who film and release this stuff are the type you don't care how they respond.  You want them out.

Players with pride know this isn’t directed at them. Players that do what it takes knows this isn’t directed at them. The players know who this was directed towards. 

Just laughing and joking on the bus after a total ass kicking by Iowa Fucking State isn’t acceptable. Even in the game thread we weren’t fucking joking. The fans shouldn’t care more than the players. In 50 years it’s going to be these guys in the record book with some kid asking his grandpa “how did Iowa Fucking State kick our ass so bad in 2021?”

5 hours ago, Azbadlands said:

Maybe you identified the real problem though, a coach can go on a real rant like that, but these days, can't do a dang thing to back it up because he might hurt someone's sensitivities and get in trouble with the media, the parents, the school,  and everyone else...

These players need to feel the pain and punishment of hard workouts from pissed off coaches for quitting like they did...It was embarrassing...

Maybe the coaches got to get creative these days and find some other way to motivate them to do better.  I wouldn't know what that would be though...Maybe just calling in a couple of them and flat out tell them goodbye, so long, vaya con dios, and you'll never play another down here.  Let the team see you mean business.  I imagine the team seeing another player losing a full ride to hit the transfer portal and not get any offers from a decent school might be a motivator...But who knows, it seems like a lot of them probably don't give a rat's ass.

There is always sending them to “Time Out.”    Have we tried that?

A coach once time told a team I played on when he stopped yelling at us as a team and/or a member of that team is when he stopped caring. I don’t recall the rants word for word , but I’m sure some of it was Rated R for 1980s language. But what he said  sticks to my mind to this day.  And those are the coaches you hated back in the day, but ended up loving later because they were trying to make you better. Did we go home and cry to mom and dad?   Nope because mom and dad would’ve backed the coach.   

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2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The fact that this David Penisson guy has large amounts of positive reputation and a large group of posters who choose to continually subject themselves to his “wisdom” by not putting him on ignore, just further supports that we have the team we deserve. We love the pain. 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Players with pride know this isn’t directed at them. Players that do what it takes knows this isn’t directed at them. The players know who this was directed towards. 

Yep. Anytime there's a regime change some get on board with the new staff, some don't and most take a wait and see attitude. The first season is almost always a mess behind the curtain, inside the locker room. By the time the holidays roll around lines are pretty clear on who's in and who's out. To your point of playing with pride it gets more and more difficult for those who have pride to keep at it as things continue to deteriorate. I expect a good bit of churn soon enough and a fairly new cast to take the stage next fall. 

Time to stop the motherfuckering. 

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

And in one fell swoop, the question of "Is it the coaches, or is it the players?" has been answered. Decisively. Sure, they may not be the right coaching staff. But man, these players need to get their shit in gear.

One well deserved ass chewing, by one coach, at this point in the season, answers that question decisively...but they might not be the right coaching staff...but the players need to get their shit in gear...

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13 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Jose seems like a fucking bitch mother fucker.

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3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The fact that this David Penisson guy has large amounts of positive reputation and a large group of posters who choose to continually subject themselves to his “wisdom” by not putting him on ignore, just further supports that we have the team we deserve. We love the pain. is exhibit A of what's wrong with having rep in the CR.

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7 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

"Shit's reall!" Davis says on the video. "Some of you motherfuckers need to get in the transfer portal! You wanna go? Get in the motherfucker!  This shit ain't a game to me! If you think it's a game, get the fuck off of this bus!"   There's more -- "I got my ass kicked and you motherfuckers wanna laugh?!? Shit's fuckin' real! You think it's a goddamn joke?!?"   "And, some of you motherfuckers do transfer out this motherfucker because I'm tired of this shit!  This shit's goddamn real! And, we wanna laugh and joke?!? FUCK that!"

 

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Our women’s volleyball, basketball, softball and soccer teams are currently grittier mfers than our football team. 

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Also, my CSB.

In my high school offense, WR stood next to our head coach, got the play call, ran it into the huddle.

So, first play of the game, I run into the huddle and call the play. Not sure where my head was, but I ran out of the huddle and lined up on the wrong side. Coach calls time out (on the first play of the fucking game) and brings us over. I knew I was about to get chewed out. "What formation did I fucking call?!" I answered. "Then why'd you line up on the fucking left?!" I wasn't dumb enough to answer that obviously rhetorical question. "RUN THE FUCKING PLAY!"

After the game, my dad (who was my high school principal, aka the head coach's boss, and was my high school's offensive coordinator back in the day) was curious to know why coach called the time out. I told him I lined up on the wrong side and got cussed out. My mom gets protective (not seriously, not like threatening to act or anything) and says something along the lines of "Gasp, he talked to my baby like that??!" And my dad looks at her and goes, "Well, he should've lined up on the right side 🤷🏽‍♂️"

17 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

This program is infested with betas. 

Because our school is beta. 

 

And some of you *still* think we have a roster of 4/5* pipe hitting ballers. LOLOLOL.  We're a looooooooong way from that.

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15 hours ago, Constant said:

I’d like to reply to Bo that football is a game. 

fuck that, it's their careers... this isn't peewee football

What happens in Vegas the team bus, stays in Vegas the team bus.  That's some bush league shit right there.

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Naw, you can yell at the trombone section like this, too. Ask me how I know...

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1 hour ago, Snacks said:

I bet it's not the first time a coach told mfers to gtfo... 

no, but you have to admit, it’s a pretty sudden and jarring switch from emotional support monkeys.

7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe not 2021 UT.  But Bama, tOSU, OU etc it does.  Maybe that brings up a good question, is UT too woke to want it that bad? 

Yes, which is one reason the football program needs to be completely siloed from the rest of the university.  In the immortal words of Cardale Jones, "We ain't come to play school."  At Bama, OU and tOSU, it's all about the team and accountability to the team.  Dennison laughs at that concept because he believes personal accountability is an outdated concept, but it is a hallmark of all successful football programs and hasn't existed at Texas for a decade.

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1 hour ago, nycHorn said:

Dennisons troll act is tired and derivative. At least futureman has the conviction to get poop under his fingernails.

It's the only thing he has in his life.  Over 21,000 posts, the vast majority of which consist of him belching into the CR echo chamber or trolling on other forums.  He literally spends the majority of his waking hours engaged in this behavior.  He deserves our pity, not our contempt.  One of the great losers of our time.

3 hours ago, RexWilson said:

At the team breakfast, under performing players should get cold pancakes and burnt toast instead of hot crispy bacon. Bacon is for closers.

Fuck these mother fuckers bring back the got damn piss charts

11 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

awwww memories... I remember the phrase "fucked in the head"... Don't hear that so much any more.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Yep. Anytime there's a regime change some get on board with the new staff, some don't and most take a wait and see attitude. The first season is almost always a mess behind the curtain, inside the locker room. By the time the holidays roll around lines are pretty clear on who's in and who's out. To your point of playing with pride it gets more and more difficult for those who have pride to keep at it as things continue to deteriorate. I expect a good bit of churn soon enough and a fairly new cast to take the stage next fall. 

Time to stop the motherfuckering. 

Well said.

11 hours ago, Hammerhead said:

EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THAT I WANNA KICK SOME FUCKING ASS!! 
 

i fucking love it!!  Fuck all these pussies on that bus and in the locker room. Bo needs a fucking raise for that fucking rant. Someone needed to fucking do it!! Bout fucking time!! 

The best, and most impactful part, is when Augie apologizes and takes the blame for their failures and lack of focus. That is how you coach a TEAM.  
 

 

35 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Great Stuff -- Thanks for finding this @Burntcowboy

 

Spot on. 🤘🏼

14 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Heads will roll if Davis is formally reprimanded. Everyone I talk to loved this shit. The pussy who recorded it may have just done us a favor. 
 

You create a standard, and if you repeatedly fall short of that standard you’re out. That’s what needs to be built. 

Aggy and Dirt Burglars on another website I frequent agree with Bo’s words.

8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I'd love to know how prevalent disciplinary conditioning really is at elite college football programs.

We want to know how many sharpies you stuff up your butt to get these stupid takes that you keep posting.

14 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

We all rage at Brock and Schooler out there, and now it is becoming apparent that they are some of the few that really give a shit...

When we start having to choose between players who suck but try hard and players who are athletic but lazy and/or fold like bitches in crunch time, it’s already over.

FUCK Schooler and Brockermeyer.  They suck and have no business on the field for an actual good team.  Also, FUCK all our more athletic players who accept losing.

The very first thing Sark needed to do (and needs to do) is remove any person associated with the program that doesn’t absolutely HATE losing.  At this point any player who has been in the program for 3+ years is suspect.

Also, fuck a bunch of those former players on Twitter; a lot of them played for losing ass teams and have no business acting like they upheld the standard.

Coach Davis ranting is fine and should be expected in this situation, but the fact that he’s even having to do it and the fact that it got recorded are really damning of Sark.

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14 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Aggy and Dirt Burglars on another website I frequent agree with Bo’s words.

It's insane that our rivals writers and media pundits all agree with Bo and think the kid who recorded should be kicked off the team.

They ain't doing shit to Davis. If he'd dropped a homophobic slur or something then he'd be in trouble. 

 

Everyone saying that this needs to stay between the team is only looking at it from one dimension in my opinion.  Now that these players know that the entire fanbase, hell even opposing fanbases know about this, I would think/hope it would actually carry some weight.  I'm sure there have been these conversations in the past that have "stayed on the bus or airplane" and it hasn't done fuckall.  We'll see.

54 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Nice to see Flood, and therefore hopefully the OL, feel the same damn way.

can we get Bo Davis to yell at 7 valium Steve, to "motivate" him to make some adjustments at halftimes since $5 million doesn't seem to be working...

24 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Everyone saying that this needs to stay between the team is only looking at it from one dimension in my opinion.  Now that these players know that the entire fanbase, hell even opposing fanbases know about this, I would think/hope it would actually carry some weight.  I'm sure there have been these conversations in the past that have "stayed on the bus or airplane" and it hasn't done fuckall.  We'll see.

This leak might have a positive effect overall, but a lot of stuff wouldn't.  There's got to be a level of trust that team business stays within the team.

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