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Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss

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Who the fuck are Danny Kanell and Dan Wolken and why would anybody give a shit about what they think?

Is this a serious question?
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Psst sportswriters ... if you frequently opine on how soft the Texas program is and also are saying Bo was out of line here, then it's a giant tell that you are in the business of hot takes and don't actually mean anything you say.

2 hours ago, Viper said:

 

 

 

Tell me you're a cuck without telling me you're a cuck, Dan

1 hour ago, Eggo said:

Fucking Jose at his bullshit again LOL

 

 

Tell me you're a cuck without telling me you're a cuck, Jose.

23 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Who the fuck are Danny Kanell and Dan Wolken and why would anybody give a shit about what they think?

Tell me you're Gen Z without telling me you're Gen Z, @XYZ

I’m sure Saban and Belichek have never uttered a curse word in the presence of young, impressionable ears. Hell- I wouldn’t care if my 5th grader’s football coach chewed them out like that for playing like shit.

Danny Kannel's opinion means fuck all to me, but he's right. Football is a gladiator sport, any player offended by that rant probably has no business trying to play at the college level...or high school tbh.

I find it funny that Wolken thinks Bo Davis was directing derogatory names at players. 

"Motherfuckers" is probably in his vocab constantly just like the players. You go into any college locker room and every sentence there's a F bomb. That dude has never played sports in his life. 

Stop fucking searching far and wide for people to be offended. No reasonable person is fucking offended mother fuckers.

10 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Stop fucking searching far and wide for people to be offended. No reasonable person is fucking offended mother fuckers.

Fuckin' A, Cotton.

Danny Kannel's opinion means fuck all to me, but he's right. Football is a gladiator sport, any player offended by that rant probably has no business trying to play at the college level...or high school tbh.



Idk, Kannell was a legit qb, not world beater but legit, in a big time program. He probably has some valid thoughts on CFB.
53 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Then again, I'm an asshole. 

True, but you're our asshole.


Idk, Kannell was a legit qb, not world beater but legit, in a big time program. He probably has some valid thoughts on CFB.
Of course he does, even kickers and long snappers who continued to play past middle school understand football is a different kind of sport..as in not for the weak, timid or safe space needing type of person.

Oh boy it feels like the Bo Davis vid has got the former players talking. I want to hear this one

 

 

Oh boy it feels like the Bo Davis vid has got the former players talking. I want to hear this one
 
 

Can y’all get him on the podcast?

Apparently Tom Herman threw a chair in the middle of a LB meeting

Just now, Eggo said:

Apparently Tom Herman threw a chair in the middle of a LB meeting

Seems mild honestly, unless he threw it at someone.

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1 minute ago, Eggo said:

Apparently Tom Herman threw a chair in the middle of a LB meeting

I bet it didn't go very far

Tom Herman GIF - Tom Herman Sledgehammer GIFs

This tirade should have happened after the Arkansas game, but I agree with Sark, next time it should be a player ( or 3 or 4). Bo Davis is a gd national treasure!

1 hour ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I’m sure Saban and Belichek have never uttered a curse word in the presence of young, impressionable ears. Hell- I wouldn’t care if my 5th grader’s football coach chewed them out like that for playing like shit.

Easy there, Pilgrim. 

6 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

It hard to like Sark right now with these freaking collapses but hey he owned it and backed up his staff.

  I love it. Coach speak for you are got-damned right players are on notice. You don't have to be the yell guy as a HC just gotta have a MFer to take care of the MFering on your payroll is all.

Sark has had a rough start , but he is realizing there are a lot of Betas on the team . Bo seems to be the right coach . A cleaning of house will ensue . It will prepare the team for the SEC .  Especially on Defense. OU is doing the same . 

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Dan Wolken should probably go ahead and change his last name to Woken because he’s a bitch.

But see, he needs that extra L to notate that he is a loser, too.

4 hours ago, Codaxx said:

You mean like when he recruited for a spread roster for years and decided to scrap that? 

That’s blacked out of my mind. 

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Is this a serious question?

I believe so.... im also curious but then again im no Twatter follower

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Tell me you're a cuck without telling me you're a cuck, Dan

Tell me you're a cuck without telling me you're a cuck, Jose.

Tell me you're Gen Z without telling me you're Gen Z, @XYZ

im not gen z.   more like x     and i still dont know who these fools that think their opinions matter are.    just saying  

carry on 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


Idk, Kannell was a legit qb, not world beater but legit, in a big time program. He probably has some valid thoughts on CFB.

Kannell is an idiot. Just had to listen to him on Russillo's pod and hoping he doesn't become a regular guest. Sure he has some valid thoughts but he also has a lot of really stupid takes like some dude you sit next to at a bar and immediately regret acknowledging. 

But he's actually a legitimate talking head unlike Wolken. And he did play football at a high level. I just don't think he's very insightful or interesting. 

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57 minutes ago, AllenTx75 said:

Sark has had a rough start , but he is realizing there are a lot of Betas on the team . Bo seems to be the right coach . A cleaning of house will ensue . It will prepare the team for the SEC .  Especially on Defense. OU is doing the same . 

I agree but one thing you can give him credit for is handling this shit show with ease.

 

Still need to see results on the field but so far I like his management.

4 hours ago, Eggo said:

Fucking Jose at his bullshit again LOL

 

 

Don't know Jose, but that's the kind of language I used when I got into your mama...

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Don't know Jose, but that's the kind of language I used when I got into your mama...

Eggo is South Austin?

South Austin is Eggo?

2 hours ago, Eggo said:

Apparently Tom Herman threw a chair in the middle of a LB meeting

If he throws chairs like he swings a sledgehammer, I'm sure everyone fell out laughing at his pussy ass.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Eggo is South Austin?

South Austin is Eggo?

Only Ma knows and she won’t tell me!

FCB

Per RGBIII :  "Nothing burger per usual it’s FCB. Player that recorded it got kicked off the team, this player was not a contributor and the players unanimously agreed with the decision" 

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FCB

Per RGBIII :  "Nothing burger per usual it’s FCB. Player that recorded it got kicked off the team, this player was not a contributor and the players unanimously agreed with the decision" 

So it was the WR that was figured out yesterday and FCB has nothing else to add… FCB has nothing? I’m shocked I say, shocked

Dan Wolken tells me he is a gaping pussy without telling me he is a gaping pussy.  

20 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Eggo is South Austin?

South Austin is Eggo?

Oh God I hope not 

Since it’s Estell I bet he doesn’t even enter the portal. He’s a super senior so he doesn’t even have any eligibility left.

Going to be interesting to see who notices he’s even missing on the sidelines Saturday.

 

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Since it’s Estell I bet he doesn’t even enter the portal. He’s a super senior so he doesn’t even have any eligibility left.

Going to be interesting to see who notices he’s even missing on the sidelines Saturday.

This move is the greatest thing he's ever done for the program, by far.

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My high school coach told me to get my gotdam lard ass moving and he called me Crisco the rest of my playing days.   Should I have sued him for slander and leaked that shit?   

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When I was 15 years old I had a Pony League coach throw a pitch up and under my chin during batting practice. I hit the deck and raised hell about him trying to hit me. He explained he wasn't and to get my ass up and get back in box.

His next pitch hit me squarely in the middle of the back and he yelled, "There! I was trying to hit you. Feel the difference."

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2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

My high school coach told me to get my gotdam lard ass moving and he called me Crisco the rest of my playing days.   Should I have sued him for slander and leaked that shit?   

 

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5 hours ago, Eggo said:

Fucking Jose at his bullshit again LOL

 

 

You mean English?  Pinche tu Madre, Jose...

I just don't understand anyone getting upset.  Why do Wolken or Jose (who the fuck is that douche?) think he wasn't complimenting them?  The video is so dark, he could have been handing these out...

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We had a Vietnamese kid try out for the basketball team one year. After he continued to camp out in the lane on offense during practice one day, coach stopped play and dragged him by his arm up on side of the lane, across the free throw line, and back down the other side of the lane. He then told him, "This! This is Laos! No go Laos!"

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

We had a Vietnamese kid try out for the basketball team one year. After he continued to camp out in the lane on offense during practice one day, coach stopped play and dragged him by his arm up on side of the lane, across the free throw line, and back down the other side of the lane. He then told him, "This! This is Laos! No go Laos!"

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I just don't understand anyone getting upset.  Why do Wolken or Jose (who the fuck is that douche?) think he wasn't complimenting them?  The video is so dark, he could have been handing these out...
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Is there a fund for one of these for Mr. Davis?
32 minutes ago, Deej said:

We had a Vietnamese kid try out for the basketball team one year. After he continued to camp out in the lane on offense during practice one day, coach stopped play and dragged him by his arm up on side of the lane, across the free throw line, and back down the other side of the lane. He then told him, "This! This is Laos! No go Laos!"

The most shocking thing about this is that the coach could distinguish Asians and knew something about Laos.

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Is there a fund for one of these for Mr. Davis?

He probably already has one.

7 hours ago, Viper said:

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Eggo said:

Fucking Jose at his bullshit again LOL

 

 

 

6 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

The man keeps digging

 

And then Danny buries the fool six feet under 

 

 

 

 

Dumb mother fuckers with a mother fucking Twitter account are part of the mother fucking problem, mother fuckers.

11 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

The most shocking thing about this is that the coach could distinguish Asians and knew something about Laos.

He may or may not have served in Vietnam.

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