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Apple Pie 53 members have voted

  1. 1. Cheddar or no Cheddar ?

    • yes
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    • hell no !
      45

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this topic has taken over the family holiday thread. what are your thoughts ?

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

this topic has taken over the family holiday thread. what are your thoughts ?

what topic? cheese on an apple pie? I guess I don’t understand. 

28 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Apple pie is the worst pie.

Pumpkin and sweet potato 

it is almost as bad as people that put potato salad in their gumbo.   fucking savages.   

13 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

it is almost as bad as people that put potato salad in their gumbo.   fucking savages.   

I had this at French quarter fest in new Orleans probably 15 years ago and it was actually really good.  Thought it sounded weird too at first, but the hot/cold combo and the flavors really came together well.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Apple pie is the worst pie.

There is also a worst playboy playmate.

The only cheese that should be used in a dessert is cream cheese in a cheesecake, ricotta in a cannoli and mascarpone in tiramasu

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Pumpkin and sweet potato 

there's a thread for this nonsense. 

this topic has taken over the family holiday thread. what are your thoughts ?

My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.
2 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Pumpkin and sweet potato 

 

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I was expecting this to be between regular and Dutch apple. My answer to that would probably be whichever kind I didn’t have the last time I had a slice of apple pie. 


My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.

They have great pies. One of their kids was baptized in our pool. Unrelated to the pie discussion.

I have had cheddar on apple pie a couple of times. The first time was at some place with my dad when I was 13 or so. I was skeptical, but ok I'll try it. It was good. I don't go out of my way to get the block out of the fridge if there's a pie, but I won't send it back if it's presented to me.

I don't give a damn about pumpkin pie. Gimme the apple.

1 hour ago, scottsins said:


My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.

My wing of the family has been tasked to provide the pies for Thanksgiving. I’ll be paying JB a visit pretty soon. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

what topic? cheese on an apple pie? I guess I don’t understand. 

Yeah. Turned into quite a discussion in the dysfunctional family thread. Completely derailed the thread for a couple of days. 

Cheese belongs on summer sausage, crackers, enchiladas, and hamburgers.  Vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, and Jen Reyna belong on pie I'd eat.

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Warm apple  pie and homemade vanilla ice cream. Any other variation is a travesty.

Here’s the last apple pie my mom made for me.  I had carried dad over to the farm and spent the night and when we got back the next evening she had this made.   Her (fuck) cancer was in remission at that point and was feeling pretty for the first time in months.  A big ass slice of pie into the bowl and a couple of scoops of ice cream on top.   Damn it was good.  RIP mom, miss you a bunch.

 

 

 

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I guess I still don’t understand. who is putting cheese on apple pie? nobody, right?

It sounds awful but it’s really good. It needs to be good cheddar.

I challenge you naysayers to actually try it.

apple on a cheese board isn't a strange sight so maybe?

Didn't think about that but probably still a hard no from me forever 

This debate is largely dependent on the sweetness of the apple pie. Apple pie should be sweet by nature but well rounded in flavor, thus the sweetness does not go well with the cheese imo.

A cut up apple with non-melted cheese, well that is a whole nother discussion. 

7 hours ago, futureman said:

I guess I still don’t understand. who is putting cheese on apple pie? nobody, right?

Mike White. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Mike White. 

no, he’d never do that. do you have a serious answer?

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

apple on a cheese board isn't a strange sight so maybe?

Most apple pies have a ton more sugar than just a plain apple.  Still a WTF from me.  I wouldn't even combo the two while drunk.

15 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Apple pie is the worst pie.

I’m sorry, but fuck you, and the lame tastebuds you rode in on.

11 hours ago, davidg said:

Warm apple  pie and homemade vanilla ice cream. Any other variation is a travesty.

Here’s the last apple pie my mom made for me.  I had carried dad over to the farm and spent the night and when we got back the next evening she had this made.   Her (fuck) cancer was in remission at that point and was feeling pretty for the first time in months.  A big ass slice of pie into the bowl and a couple of scoops of ice cream on top.   Damn it was good.  RIP mom, miss you a bunch.

 

 

 

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I am of the opinion that apple pie a la mode is the bestest pie in the whole wide fucking world. 
 

Cheddar on an apple pie is acceptable, but not the preferred mode of delivery, and it’s gotta be sharp as shit, and high quality.

I'd eat cheddar on apple pie long before potato salad in gumbo.  However, I'd choose 10 other pies before apple pie with or without cheese.

4 hours ago, futureman said:

no, he’d never do that. do you have a serious answer?

Mike White eats apple pie with cheddar cheese like Uncle Boobs chows down on …

Edited by Underdog

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

However, I'd choose 10 other pies before apple pie

10 pies? can you name 10 pies?

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

10 pies? can you name 10 pies?

Yes.

17 hours ago, scottsins said:


My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.

Oh my friend, you are wrong. You can put a scoop of vanilla right on top of the melted cheddar. 

For real?  I was one of the doubters in the original discussion, but when Tom Joad’s chef friend confirmed things, I’ve been thinking about it. My assumption was that the cheese replaced ice cream. 

18 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

For real?  I was one of the doubters in the original discussion, but when Tom Joad’s chef friend confirmed things, I’ve been thinking about it. My assumption was that the cheese replaced ice cream. 

I'm telling you, I WON'T eat apple pie without some melted cheddar, its just not as good...like a burger with no cheese. 

The ice cream is just an enhancement, and it works with cheese. 

Just now, LW Goatman said:

I'm telling you, I WON'T eat apple pie without some melted cheddar, its just not as good...like a burger with no cheese. 

The ice cream is just an enhancement, and it works with cheese. 

Well goddamn if you don’t have me intrigued. I too consider a hamburger a waste of meat without cheese. 

6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Well goddamn if you don’t have me intrigued. I too consider a hamburger a waste of meat without cheese. 

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46 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hair pie is best pie.

Definitely without the cheese, IMO.

Just now, smuggs said:

Definitely without the cheese, IMO.

Yes.  Whipped cream at most. 

Some no taste  mofos up in here.  
 

Hey who needs their chicken nuggets cut up in little bite size pieces ? 

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Can’t say I’ve had it with both cheese and ice cream but I’m intrigued...

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50 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Hey who needs their chicken nuggets cut up in little bite size pieces ? 

You do.

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