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Apple Pie 53 members have voted

  1. 1. Cheddar or no Cheddar ?

    • yes
      8
    • hell no !
      45

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Can’t say I’ve had it with both cheese and ice cream but I’m intrigued...

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6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

For real?  I was one of the doubters in the original discussion, but when Tom Joad’s chef friend confirmed things, I’ve been thinking about it. My assumption was that the cheese replaced ice cream. 

I still have not seen any proof the text was from an actual chef and not a homeless guy

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

You do.

Dude, that’s the best you could do ?

The  Surly equivalent of I know you are but what am I ?

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Dude, that’s the best you could do ?

The  Surly equivalent of I know you are but what am I ?

I don’t know. What are you?

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I don’t know. What are you?

A fucking cheddar cheese covered, apple pie eating son of a bitch !

 

The apple pie is cheddar cheese covered not me.

Decided to try the apple pie with cheese thing this evening. Picked up a nice slice of apple pie along with blackberry cobbler as a backup.

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22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Can’t say I’ve had it with both cheese and ice cream but I’m intrigued...

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Small critique based on experience. Instead of cutting the cheese into strips, use a large cheese grater. With strips instead of a grated cheese, you risk dragging all of the cheese off in a cut and miss the goodness. Otherwise, the pic above is the money shot. 

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Decided to try the apple pie with cheese thing this evening. 

Please post your positive review.

 

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45 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Small critique based on experience. Instead of cutting the cheese into strips, use a large cheese grater. With strips instead of a grated cheese, you risk dragging all of the cheese off in a cut and miss the goodness. Otherwise, the pic above is the money shot. 

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Alright, I'm attempting my first apple pie today.  Wife (no pics) saw me and is assisting.  Now, pie weights and precooking the crust is happening, presumably for some perfectly good reason.  Baking never has been my specialty, but I did okay with making the crust it seems. 

Oh, and I've got some sharp, white cheddar in the fridge.  I may try it on a bite just to see what all of this insanity is about. 



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Good luck, we’re all counting on you.  

Apple’s not my favorite but I won’t turn down a slice. 

15 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Good luck, we’re all counting on you.  

Apple’s not my favorite but I won’t turn down a slice. 

I like it fine, but our family always leaned pecan or an occasional peach cobbler.

Two very, very fine choices I might add, love them both. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Two very, very fine choices I might add, love them both. 

Superior.  But apple's not bad.

Will let it rest for a couple of hours.
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The Country Barn in Amarillo used to have apple pie with cheddar on the dessert menu. It was on the menu for years, must have been popular for it to have remained on the menu. 

Texan Cafe apple pie, Tillamook sharp cheddar, and Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla.

First bite was just apple pie - good Granny Smith apples, nicely seasoned, not too sweet. Second bite with cheddar was not noticeably better, but not worse. Third bite with ice cream was terrible.

From now on, I'll choose pecan, pumpkin, buttermilk, lemon chess, strawberry rhubarb, key lime, cherry, coconut cream, lemon meringue, or chocolate silk over apple (with our without cheddar). 0f32dd58c8b51aecf17809bbc10d4071.jpg

The problem is there’s not enough cheese on that slice. You really gotta pour it on.

 

Hell to the yes, but I’ve always done cheese in lieu of ice cream. Apples and cheese pair fantastically together. 
 

Apple pie is down my list, prefer a good pecan pie, key lime pie, lemon pie, buttermilk pie or cobbler of any sort. But if it’s apple pie a sharp slice of cheddar is how to do it.

11 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Maybe I’m in the minority on this thread, but that looks like shit. I am sober, though.

Last pic. It turned out great. I tried the white sharp cheddar and liked it more than I thought I would. I melted it after I took the picture. May not be my go to, but glad I tried it.

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17 hours ago, dcbc said:

Will let it rest for a couple of hours.
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Damn.

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Maybe I’m in the minority on this thread, but that looks like shit. I am sober, though.

it does look like shit.   if that is the quality of apple pie you are eating then no wonder it is so far down your list 

Little known fact, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria was a big fan of apple pie with sharp cheddar. Some did not share his views. 

With the melted, good cheddar, I definitely got a brie and fruit vibe, and now I'm craving it again.  There's definitely something to it as long as we're not talking putting Kraft singles over a Marie Callendars frozen pie . . . sober.

56 minutes ago, dcbc said:

With the melted, good cheddar, I definitely got a brie and fruit vibe, and now I'm craving it again.  There's definitely something to it as long as we're not talking putting Kraft singles over a Marie Callendars frozen pie . . . sober.

That’s how it is. Sneaks up on you, makes the pie less of just a sugar rush. 

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

With the melted, good cheddar, I definitely got a brie and fruit vibe, and now I'm craving it again.  There's definitely something to it as long as we're not talking putting Kraft singles over a Marie Callendars frozen pie . . . sober.

Shits getting real up in here. Well done my friend. 

Wait, Kraft singles on a Marie calendars is wrong?  Why wasn’t I told this sooner, GDIT! 

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wait, Kraft singles on a Marie calendars is wrong?  Why wasn’t I told this sooner, GDIT! 

Well. to be fair, I said sober. 

I'm just not big on American cheese. 

On 11/13/2021 at 2:57 PM, Underdog said:

An abomination on that list. 

Sugar-free pies?

On 11/15/2021 at 10:26 AM, dcbc said:

With the melted, good cheddar, I definitely got a brie and fruit vibe, and now I'm craving it again.  There's definitely something to it as long as we're not talking putting Kraft singles over a Marie Callendars frozen pie . . . sober.

And the truth shall set you free…..

I think most people who voted no to the cheese have never actually tried apple pie with cheese.

I just talked to my fiancee about this revelation, and she said "yeah. It's like putting mustard on watermelon, or cinnamon rolls with "chili." 

24 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I just talked to my fiancee about this revelation, and she said "yeah. It's like putting mustard on watermelon, or cinnamon rolls with "chili." 

Well, not sure about either one of those two things. But, yeah...it's definitely that whole sweet/savory thing that can be magical. Like dunking your fries is your milkshake or salted caramel whatever.

39 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I just talked to my fiancee about this revelation, and she said "yeah. It's like putting mustard on watermelon, or cinnamon rolls with "chili." 

Rookie move 

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

I think most people who voted no to the cheese have never actually tried apple pie with cheese.

Ask the 22 year old onboard to eat sushi, and he says raw fish ? no fucking way.
 

 Ask the 24 yr old onboard after a tuna fishing trip, and his opinion has shifted a wee bit.

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1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

I think most people who voted no to the cheese have never actually tried apple pie with cheese.

I voted no before and after my experiment.  Granted, I'm not much of a fan of apple pie to begin with.

12 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I voted no before and after my experiment.  Granted, I'm not much of a fan of apple pie to begin with.

Yeah you’d need to be an apple pie fan to begin with I guess.

I waited until after I tried it to vote, and based on my experiment, I voted "yes."  I would have voted "no" before trying it.

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I just talked to my fiancee about this revelation, and she said "yeah. It's like putting mustard on watermelon, or cinnamon rolls with "chili." 

My midwestern grade school always served cinnamon rolls when we had chili. Not sure why, but I didn’t complain. 
Of course they also served pepperoni pizza with milk to drink. Something like that now would devastate my innards. 

In full disclosure, it might have a bit of nostalgia factor for me. First time I tried it, I was a kid in a really cool old small town Texas diner (don't even remember where) surrounded by a bunch of old Texas ranchers, who to me, felt like a bunch of real cowboys which might has well have been super heroes (spurs on, sweat stained cowboy hats, etc). One of those "grandpa said I could get pie and ice cream" type moments that kids love. It showed up and I turned my nose up at it because of the cheese. I think the waitress or my mom or someone probably said something like, "that's how real cowboys eat apple pie" or something like that. So, I ate it. And I loved it.

7 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

In full disclosure, it might have a bit of nostalgia factor for me. First time I tried it, I was a kid in a really cool old small town Texas diner (don't even remember where) surrounded by a bunch of old Texas ranchers, who to me, felt like a bunch of real cowboys which might has well have been super heroes (spurs on, sweat stained cowboy hats, etc). One of those "grandpa said I could get pie and ice cream" type moments that kids love. It showed up and I turned my nose up at it because of the cheese. I think the waitress or my mom or someone probably said something like, "that's how real cowboys eat apple pie" or something like that. So, I ate it. And I loved it.

 

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah you’d need to be an apple pie fan to begin with I guess.

True, but I wasn't going to turn down a pie experiment.

23 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Ask the 24 yr old onboard after a tuna fishing trip, and his opinion has shifted a wee bit.

Went fishing for tuna, came home with a red snapper. 

Everyone take note, Lando will eat anything with cheese on it.  YWIA. 

21 hours ago, dcbc said:

 

Haha yeah woulda been a lot cooler story if I'd finished my pie, set down my fork, asked the waitress for a dance, and took her back to my trailer house and fucked her brains out.

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Everyone take note, Lando will eat anything with cheese on it.  YWIA. 

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2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Haha yeah woulda been a lot cooler story if I'd finished my pie, set down my fork, asked the waitress for a dance, and took her back to my trailer house and fucked her brains out.

And thrown an underdone hamburger, which inadvertently hit a psychotic ex-con in the back of the head.

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