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oh goddammit. is nothing sacred anymore?!

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Hey, at least its not with Melissa McCarthy and Leslie Jones.

Jake Gyllenhaal always reminded me of Patrick Swayze. 

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hey, at least its not with Melissa McCarthy and Leslie Jones.

You don't know that. 

I can’t listen to that shit.  It’s got no heart.

Kelly Lynch had it going ON.

 

Wait wut....

They already sullied the integrity of the original with a sequel which starred the lead singer dude from That Thing You Do (and which I only saw because Master Pancake once riffed it)

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Jake is better than the source material. The original was one of the great bad movies ever made. You don’t remake bad movies. 

A politically sensitive 2023 version of this would be hilarious. No cloak.

18 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jake is better than the source material. The original was one of the great bad movies ever made. You don’t remake bad movies. 

I'm pretty sure this deserves a neg

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm pretty sure this deserves a neg

The first sentence is, uh,  . . . .  The second two are fairly accurate.  It's a great bad movie and it shouldn't be remade.

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The first sentence is, uh,  . . . .  The second two are fairly accurate.  It's a great bad movie and it shouldn't be remade.

This. What I meant is that Jake G has been in some great movies with visionary directors. He excels at reading scripts. 

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4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This. What I meant is that Jake G has been in some great movies with visionary directors. He excels at reading scripts. 

I mean sure, he's a good actor, but I don't really see him replacing Swayze in the role.

There aren't too many actors capable of the philosophical meathead.  Hardy is a decent suggestion, but he would probably be too psycho.

I mean Road House is a dogshit movie that people like ironically. Jake Gyllenhaal is 10 times the actor Swayze ever was and Doug Liman is solid

I mean Road House is a dogshit movie that people like ironically. Jake Gyllenhaal is 10 times the actor Swayze ever was and Doug Liman is solid

Swayze films are more watchable and rewatchable than Gyllenhaal’s.

Point Break. That trucker movie. Ghost. Next of kin. Roadhouse. Red Dawn (not the shitty one). He had a brief music career and he is from Oak Forest, in Houston Motherfucking Texas. So shut your whore mouth.

No one is lining up to remake gyllenhaal movies. Yeah he was a good gay cowboy, grunt, and fake superhero. He seems like a nice guy. Nobody cares.
20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean Road House is a dogshit movie that people like ironically. Jake Gyllenhaal is 10 times the actor Swayze ever was and Doug Liman is solid

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3 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Swayze films are more watchable and rewatchable than Gyllenhaal’s.

Point Break. That trucker movie. Ghost. Next of kin. Roadhouse. Red Dawn (not the shitty one). He had a brief music career and he is from Oak Forest, in Houston Motherfucking Texas. So shut your whore mouth.

No one is lining up to remake gyllenhaal movies. Yeah he was a good gay cowboy, grunt, and fake superhero. He seems like a nice guy. Nobody cares.

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27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I mean sure, he's a good actor, but I don't really see him replacing Swayze in the role.

There aren't too many actors capable of the philosophical meathead.  Hardy is a decent suggestion, but he would probably be too psycho.

I think Chris Pine could be decent. 

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Swayze films are more watchable and rewatchable than Gyllenhaal’s.

Point Break. That trucker movie. Ghost. Next of kin. Roadhouse. Red Dawn (not the shitty one). He had a brief music career and he is from Oak Forest, in Houston Motherfucking Texas. So shut your whore mouth.

No one is lining up to remake gyllenhaal movies. Yeah he was a good gay cowboy, grunt, and fake superhero. He seems like a nice guy. Nobody cares.

back off nivek, seriously

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18 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Swayze films are more watchable and rewatchable than Gyllenhaal’s.

Point Break. That trucker movie. Ghost. Next of kin. Roadhouse. Red Dawn (not the shitty one). He had a brief music career and he is from Oak Forest, in Houston Motherfucking Texas. So shut your whore mouth.

No one is lining up to remake gyllenhaal movies. Yeah he was a good gay cowboy, grunt, and fake superhero. He seems like a nice guy. Nobody cares.

You left off The Outsiders. 
 

Is Hollywood still contractually obligated to offer Neal McDonough any and all evil bad guy roles?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You left off The Outsiders. 
 

Is Hollywood still contractually obligated to offer Neal McDonough any and all evil bad guy roles?

Well, he is kinda an albino.

3 hours ago, joe dirt said:

oh goddammit. is nothing sacred anymore?!

Plus they have cell phones these days.

Roadhouse is Roadhouse because there were no cellphones.

Please, just go with me on that, and pretend like that's relevant.

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Plus they have cell phones these days.

Roadhouse is Roadhouse because there were no cellphones.

Please, just go with me on that, and pretend like that's relevant.

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I didn't really care for the original, so I don't mind them ruining it more.

The Point Break remake was blasphemy.

2 hours ago, mdleast said:

They already sullied the integrity of the original with a sequel which starred the lead singer dude from That Thing You Do (and which I only saw because Master Pancake once riffed it)

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Looks like they spent most of the budget on the poster.

Holy crap...

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Kellly Lynch. Hello idiots.

Jake G looks like a guy that thinks that pain definitely hurts.  Out.

As long as they dont touch Princes Bride I'm fine with Hollywood continuing to be devoid of talent and originality. Hopefully they will just make another marvel movie instead. 

I was really hoping Roadhouse would be turned into a Broadway musical with Dalton played by Neil Patrick-Harris.  

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I was really hoping Roadhouse would be turned into a Broadway musical with Dalton played by Neil Patrick-Harris.  

That's To Wong Fu.

On another note it's criminal if they don't cast Seth MacFarlane in some role just so he can say it.

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10 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean Road House is a dogshit movie that people like ironically.

I agree with this.  It's one of those rare movies that's awesome despite itself, nttawwt.

10 hours ago, Nivek said:


Swayze films are more watchable and rewatchable than Gyllenhaal’s.

Point Break. That trucker movie. Ghost. Next of kin. Roadhouse. Red Dawn (not the shitty one). He had a brief music career and he is from Oak Forest, in Houston Motherfucking Texas. So shut your whore mouth.

 

Also true.  Especially "Black Dog."

5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

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OK sun damage gets to all of us eventually.

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You left off The Outsiders. 
 

Is Hollywood still contractually obligated to offer Neal McDonough any and all evil bad guy roles?

That is the point.  There are many Patrick Swayze films of him being awesome.   He will sing a love ballad, dance and do ballet, and then rip your fucking throat out while being nice.   Oh, and that was Swayze skydiving and surfing in Point Break.    The closest analog to Swayze is Hugh Jackman.   Charlie Hugh doesn't surf. 

 

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Are we going to ignore the fact that Sam Motherfucking Elliott still walks the Earth? This movie shouldn't be touched until he is long gone.

 

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12 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean Road House is a dogshit movie that people like ironically. Jake Gyllenhaal is 10 times the actor Swayze ever was and Doug Liman is solid

You misspelled masterpiece.

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