November 12, 20214 yr Are they going to show this abomination in a double feature with a remake of Big Trouble in Little China?
November 12, 20214 yr 13 hours ago, Michael Knight said: I mean Road House is a dogshit movie. Hey, you can go fuck yourself.
November 12, 20214 yr 13 hours ago, Nivek said: Swayze films are more watchable and rewatchable than Gyllenhaal’s. Point Break. That trucker movie. Ghost. Next of kin. Roadhouse. Red Dawn (not the shitty one). He had a brief music career and he is from Oak Forest, in Houston Motherfucking Texas. So shut your whore mouth. No one is lining up to remake gyllenhaal movies. Yeah he was a good gay cowboy, grunt, and fake superhero. He seems like a nice guy. Nobody cares. This is magnificent
November 12, 20214 yr Remaking Road House is like how the remade The Longest Yard: completely unnecessary and I won't watch it.
November 12, 20214 yr 13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: You left off The Outsiders. How this hasn't been remade is a fucking mystery.
November 12, 20214 yr How this hasn't been remade is a fucking mystery.Still working on a warriors reboot first.
November 12, 20214 yr Popular Post https://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house/ Bill Murray Likes to Call Kelly Lynch’s Husband Every Time He Sees Patrick Swayze Having Sex With Her in Road House by STEVEN HYDEN The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular: Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia. To clarify, Bill Murray’s idiot brothers include fellow Saturday Night Live alumnus Brian Doyle Murray and Mad Men star Joel Murray. Apparently, their sex-scene heckling is so reliable that Lynch has come to expect it every time — and she means every single time — Road House is on TV, which is a whole hell of a lot of times. “I dread it,” she says. “If I know it’s coming on — and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is — I’m just like, ‘Oh, my God …’ And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. ‘Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now …’” Somehow, this only elevates our enjoyment of both Bill Murray and Road House.
November 12, 20214 yr Also, related to the article I posted above, I had no idea Freddy Rumsen in Mad Men was a Murray brother.
November 12, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, irishtexan said: Also, related to the article I posted above, I had no idea Freddy Rumsen in Mad Men was a Murray brother. There were actually 6 Murray brothers, now 5 after brother Ed died in 2020.
November 12, 20214 yr And the long lost, somewhat famous 7th half-brother? you guessed it. Frank Stallone.
November 12, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Are they going to show this abomination in a double feature with a remake of Big Trouble in Little China? Supplies!
November 12, 20214 yr For the record, Big Trouble In Little China was a classic. You know what Ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this.
November 12, 20214 yr Just now, TOR said: For the record, Big Trouble In Little China was a classic. You know what Ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this. Uh, “China is Here”???
November 12, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, irishtexan said: Also, related to the article I posted above, I had no idea Freddy Rumsen in Mad Men was a Murray brother. Same here.
November 12, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, deadshank said: I was really hoping Roadhouse would be turned into a Broadway musical with Dalton played by Neil Patrick-Harris. Go on...
November 13, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, TOR said: For the record, Big Trouble In Little China was a classic. You know what Ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this. Who?
November 13, 20214 yr 19 hours ago, irishtexan said: https://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house/ Bill Murray Likes to Call Kelly Lynch’s Husband Every Time He Sees Patrick Swayze Having Sex With Her in Road House by STEVEN HYDEN The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular: Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia. To clarify, Bill Murray’s idiot brothers include fellow Saturday Night Live alumnus Brian Doyle Murray and Mad Men star Joel Murray. Apparently, their sex-scene heckling is so reliable that Lynch has come to expect it every time — and she means every single time — Road House is on TV, which is a whole hell of a lot of times. “I dread it,” she says. “If I know it’s coming on — and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is — I’m just like, ‘Oh, my God …’ And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. ‘Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now …’” Somehow, this only elevates our enjoyment of both Bill Murray and Road House. Phone call made last night, RH was on Ovation channel.
November 13, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, Horn80 said: fuck no Don’t be a wuss, think of the possible dance routine/music score for the throat rip.
November 13, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Are they going to show this abomination in a double feature with a remake of Big Trouble in Little China? Yep, at a little film festival Big Studio likes to call “Watch us Fuck Up even more of your only happy childhood memories.”
November 13, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Lobo said: Yep, at a little film festival Big Studio likes to call “Watch us Fuck Up even more of your only happy childhood memories.” Jodie and Kurt in those weird Disney movies. Yeech.
November 13, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, irishtexan said: https://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house/ Bill Murray Likes to Call Kelly Lynch’s Husband Every Time He Sees Patrick Swayze Having Sex With Her in Road House by STEVEN HYDEN The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular: Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia. To clarify, Bill Murray’s idiot brothers include fellow Saturday Night Live alumnus Brian Doyle Murray and Mad Men star Joel Murray. Apparently, their sex-scene heckling is so reliable that Lynch has come to expect it every time — and she means every single time — Road House is on TV, which is a whole hell of a lot of times. “I dread it,” she says. “If I know it’s coming on — and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is — I’m just like, ‘Oh, my God …’ And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. ‘Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now …’” Somehow, this only elevates our enjoyment of both Bill Murray and Road House. I came just to post this. More affirmation that Bill Murray is legit one of the coolest people to walk the planet Earth. As to the remake, I’m with Ice Cube.
November 13, 20214 yr Years ago I was at my in-laws’ joint in Charlotte for Christmas. A few young kids were milling about doing their thing. The TV was on and with Roadhouse playing. Nobody was particularly paying attention to it. My FIL and I went outside to do some BS and didn’t shut off the TV. About 20 minutes later my MIL came out and said “Bill, there’s a naked woman on the TV with Patrick Swayze! Please remember there’s kids in the house. Naked women with Patrick Swayze is not appropriate.” /csb
November 14, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, Underdog said: Hush your whore mouth, Tor. C'mon, Freaky Friday was just some weird shiat. Almost as weird as H.R. Pufnstuf.
November 22, 20214 yr On 11/14/2021 at 8:53 PM, SHOOTER12 said: Sometimes things or best left alone, f*** this s***. On 11/14/2021 at 10:09 PM, Patricio Swayze said: My ears are burning. Profile pics check out…. User names check out. Edited November 22, 20214 yr by Bogeywon
January 24, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Mittens said: Scared to look up casting info in fear Deej is right. Melissa McCarthy, Leslie Jones, or Ezra Miller as Wade Garret.....mother fuckers Scared to look up casting info in fear Deej is right. Melissa McCarthy, Leslie Jones, or Ezra Miller as Wade Garret.....mother fuckers Edited January 24, 20241 yr by CptnJiggleBits
January 24, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, MagicSoccerSpray said: Road House.... in a Tiki bar? Deeeep sigh Maybe they got it confused with Cocktail?
January 24, 20241 yr Author Gyllenhall is a good actor. Held his own in that war movie. Might not suck.
January 24, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Parliament said: Gyllenhall is a good actor. Held his own in that war movie. Might not suck.
January 24, 20241 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, MagicSoccerSpray said: Road House.... in a Tiki bar? Deeeep sigh 2 hours ago, Deej said: Maybe they got it confused with Cocktail? It's actually a cross between Cocktail and Roadhouse. The working title was Cockhouse.
January 25, 20241 yr I used to fuck guys like you on brokeback mountain. Edited January 25, 20241 yr by MissingInAction
January 25, 20241 yr They gave Dalton a First Name. Elwood Dalton. -- at least it wasnt Ennis. Hopefully, the character's Mom loves the Blues Brothers
January 25, 20241 yr he plays an ex ufc fighter brought in to fix up the bar. conor mcgregor is in the credits. the only other names i noticed were lukas gage and billy magnussen, who would make a good rich dude bad guy. doug liman knows what he's doing, so maybe it'll be decent. i'll wait until someone here tells me about it. comes out in march.
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