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Watching it right now. I'm cringing so hard every time Connor shows his stupid fucking face.

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

I liked it. Gyllenhaal got hisself ripped

Def not natural. 
 

but he was fuckin ripped 

they had fat post Malone. So this must have film a year plus ago 

Was so ready to come on here and bash it - but I had fun. CM wasn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting. He was a cartoon but it worked for me.

8 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

 

dr hella fine 

Yea, I liked her as Ratcatcher2 in Suicide Squad.    

I actually appreciated not having stereotypical blonde in the role - Portuguese women are some hotties.  

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Owner just handing out 5k a week.. clean crisp billls, no battin eyes.  
 

… I was thinking she was doing something fishy for that type of cash. 

Question - how much can a road house make? 

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11 hours ago, ajax said:

Watching it right now. I'm cringing so hard every time Connor shows his stupid fucking face.

Yea I don’t hate Connor but I thought he was pretty bad

I always love in movies like this how the shitty backwoods bar has a deep lineup of really good 7 piece bands that are in the bar tuning their guitars and shit at 10am

On 1/26/2024 at 10:08 AM, Nivek said:


How did you leave out, singer, throat ripper, skydiving surf gang leader? Jesus.

 

On 1/26/2024 at 10:55 AM, Parliament said:

And how do YOU leave out OTR trucker?

Excuse me gents but

 

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16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yea I don’t hate Connor but I thought he was pretty bad

Chewing scenery like a dog chews a bone

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11 hours ago, ajax said:

Watching it right now. I'm cringing so hard every time Connor shows his stupid fucking face.

 

6 hours ago, wutang75 said:

CM wasn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting. He was a cartoon but it worked for me.

I think we agree he wasn't acting?  Like maybe the director never told him it was a movie at all?  Just go be the best Connor McGregor you can be.

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:
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Owner just handing out 5k a week.. clean crisp billls, no battin eyes.  
 

… I was thinking she was doing something fishy for that type of cash. 

Question - how much can a road house make? 

It's open 24/7, and their patrons are such drunks that they keep commingling and listening to the band while a deranged person is beating other patrons with a golf club.

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Owner just handing out 5k a week.. clean crisp billls, no battin eyes.  
 
… I was thinking she was doing something fishy for that type of cash. 

Question - how much can a road house make? 


As a bar or a money laundering front?
1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

I always love in movies like this how the shitty backwoods bar has a deep lineup of really good 7 piece bands that are in the bar tuning their guitars and shit at 10am

Every body has to start somewhere.   My uncle owned a bar on Cape cod.  You know who you later In his bar once?  Demi Moore 

I thought this would suck and be something I watched just to humor my wife.  I ended up enjoying it immediately.  It was a fun watch.

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

You know who you later In his bar once?

I need you to rewrite this sentence for us.

13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I need you to rewrite this sentence for us.

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Was this a remake? Other than the name, being hired to help out a bar and friendly local business getting torched it didn't seem to be the same movie. I thought Conor McGregor did a pretty good job of playing himself.

8 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

Was this a remake? Other than the name, being hired to help out a bar and friendly local business getting torched it didn't seem to be the same movie.

Did you not see the name of the diner next to the book store?

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I always love in movies like this how the shitty backwoods bar has a deep lineup of really good 7 piece bands that are in the bar tuning their guitars and shit at 10am

You've obviously never gigged a bar with chicken wire around the stage. You want to spend as much time in the place as possible. 

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

You've obviously never gained a bar with chicken wire around the stage. You want to spend as much time in the place as possible. 

Depends on how much of a bar tab you run up

10 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:
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Owner just handing out 5k a week.. clean crisp billls, no battin eyes.  
 

… I was thinking she was doing something fishy for that type of cash. 

Question - how much can a road house make? 

About tree fiddy

Worst thing about this movie was apparently pain did hurt. 

The best part is when the meathead roid-raging leprechaun struts into the bar, screaming, smashing stuff and assaulting people...then grabs a random chick to dance with, yanking her away from her pissed off boyfriend. She gets up and follows him with a smile on a her face, because I assume that's standard bar procedure in Florida.

13 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:
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Owner just handing out 5k a week.. clean crisp billls, no battin eyes.  
 

… I was thinking she was doing something fishy for that type of cash. 

Question - how much can a road house make? 

Porky’s always seemed to be well attended

Watched it last night. 

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Now granted, I did watch it after the UT game so I wasn't in the best mood, but this is a piece of shit movie. 

13 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

The best part is when the meathead roid-raging leprechaun struts into the bar, screaming, smashing stuff and assaulting people...then grabs a random chick to dance with, yanking her away from her pissed off boyfriend. She gets up and follows him with a smile on a her face, because I assume that's standard bar procedure in Florida.

 

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On 3/23/2024 at 5:29 PM, Celery Man said:

Depends on how much of a bar tab you run up

Make sure your band plays BOTH kinds.

On 3/23/2024 at 9:29 PM, rage-a-holic said:

The best part is when the meathead roid-raging leprechaun struts into the bar, screaming, smashing stuff and assaulting people...then grabs a random chick to dance with, yanking her away from her pissed off boyfriend. She gets up and follows him with a smile on a her face, because I assume that's standard bar procedure in Florida.

Yeah I was laughing.  She was totally into him.  I wonder how that bit of writing/direction was intended to work?

On 1/24/2024 at 8:52 PM, henrygandorf said:

he plays an ex ufc fighter brought in to fix up the bar.  conor mcgregor is in the credits.

the only other names i noticed were lukas gage and billy magnussen, who would make a good rich dude bad guy.

doug liman knows what he's doing, so maybe it'll be decent.  i'll wait until someone here tells me about it.

comes out in march.

He was made to play rich dude bad guys. I first saw him in Ingrid Goes West and he almost stole the show.

I've never paid attention to MMA so does Conor McGregor usually walk like that?

I like Taylor Swift and listened to All to Well this weekend so normally my attitude toward Jake Gyllenhaal is “fuck you”, but I would let Road House JG tear this masterpiece all up. 

2 hours ago, austingirl said:

I've never paid attention to MMA so does Conor McGregor usually walk like that?

Just when he forgets to remove his giant butt plug.

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CM irl has some serious anger management issues.  How many times has he been arrested?  So in the final fight with JG, I literally believed he wanted to kill him.  Bro wasn’t acting.

3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

CM irl has some serious anger management issues.  How many times has he been arrested?  So in the final fight with JG, I literally believed he wanted to kill him.  Bro wasn’t acting.

Nothing he did in that flick could be considered acting.

6 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Movie was really bad.

Which is what made it fucking awesome!

 

McGregor acts like the retarded offspring of Yosemite Sam and Willie the Groundskeeper.

I can’t remember a more off putting character in a recent movie.

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

McGregor does have a pretty nice ass

Too bad it's on his face

I've never seen involuntary drug spasms before - is that truly what this is or is it some kind of tic?

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