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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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#2003
Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Coaches had lines of cocaine on the benches at halftime for the defense. "Let's try this!"

Worked for LT.

#2006
Just now, Chad said:

I guess Charles has a short term memory, he must've forgotten about 2016.

Love Charles, but my man was *crying* on the field in that loss to Kansas.

#2012

Milwee and Sark should teach Thompson to not miss a schemed open Worthy for the third time tonight.

Edited by Hank_Hill

#2013
1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

this team gives me fucking anxiety. im turning on julia childs and learning how to cook

 

I will save you time, she’s going to use lots of butter and drink wine.

#2014
3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

its like we changed defenses

no, they changed offenses. they did that thing where the team with inferior talent and a big lead starts trying to run out the clock in the third quarter. i've seen texas do it too many times to not recognize it. 

#2015
Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Aggy loss does nothing for me if we shit the bed. Absolutely nothing.

I don't know. Oklahoma State putting their fist up TCU's ass is pretty funny. 

#2018

I cry for Colt McCoy when I see shit like this.  Colt could have closed his fucking eyes and made that read and completed that pass.  

#2022
1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

I will save you time, she’s going to use lots of butter and drink wine.

That's hot.  What does she look like?

#2026

Scoreboard watching aggy and hoping for them to lose to soften the pain and embarrassment of our sorry ass program is so aggy.  

#2030
Just now, deadshank said:

Scoreboard watching aggy and hoping for them to lose to soften the pain and embarrassment of our sorry ass program is so aggy.  

What else we got?

#2040
2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

no, they changed offenses. they did that thing where the team with inferior talent and a big lead starts trying to run out the clock in the third quarter. i've seen texas do it too many times to not recognize it. 

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#2042
Just now, Bullneck said:

I would like to see that sideline catch again.

He caught it, not in the NFL but in college yea it was good.

#2048
Just now, hookem48 said:

Kansas 3rd string qb is light years better than anyone we have, just fucking amazing

But Sark hasn't even given our 3rd string QB a chance...

#2049
Just now, hookem48 said:

Kansas 3rd string qb is light years better than anyone we have, just fucking amazing

That’s not fair.  Our guys aren’t playing against a sark coached program.  

#2050

wow, just saw my friend post that some Kansas students came down to sit in their (UT) section, and one of them thought it'd be funny to pour a beer all over her 11-year-old daughter. Security was non-existent and they left at the half. She said she went berserk and is pretty sure there's video footage of her going totally apeshit.

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