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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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8 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

It's clear Card does great in practice because our defense sucks ass.  It seems like Sark still hasn't figured this out, though.

Lol.  I was watching on my phone (at Stars game).  Card comes in.  Holds onto the ball 5 seconds too long.  I yell, "Throw the damn ball!" which probably confused quite a few people in my section.  He ends up fumbling.

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1 minute ago, GeorgetownLaw said:

Just a point of reference, the Jayhawk is a symbol of anti slavery. 

Their helmet logo looked like Toucan Sam. 

3 minutes ago, GeorgetownLaw said:

Just a point of reference, the Jayhawk is a symbol of anti slavery. 

Is that the problem with Missouri, then?  

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Can't even take any solace let alone joy from aggy aggying it up in Oxford.

There's like 8 threads on our game on TexAgs.  

Furk.

7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Can't even take any solace let alone joy from aggy aggying it up in Oxford.

The space between their program and ours is depressing.

Exactly 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Is that the problem with Missouri, then?  

Exactly 

37 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

I'd say we are at rock bottom, but I know we still have games left.

When we lose to UTSA next year it’s gonna suck 

1 minute ago, GeorgetownLaw said:

Exactly 

Exactly 

 

Thompson now the ONLY QB in Texas history with 3 or more games of passing for at least 5TDs. And hes only started 8 games

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Haha. Fuck my life. Seriously. Just kill me.

What are you quoting?  It's not in your post.

What are you quoting?  It's not in your post.

I don’t even know. I just want someone to kill me. Please.
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Thompson now the ONLY QB in Texas history with 3 or more games of passing for at least 5TDs. And hes only started 8 games

Which is crazy bc when you watch him you realize his arm / accuracy aren’t even good. The offensive scheme works.

Unfortunately, nothing else on this team does. 

Ha ha. Fucking kansas. Sark is a god.

21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Their helmet logo looked like Toucan Sam. 

WWII-era Warhawk logo for the Veterans Day throwbacks.

17 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Thompson now the ONLY QB in Texas history with 3 or more games of passing for at least 5TDs. And hes only started 8 games

And we lost two of them right?  Tonight and ou?

22 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Thompson now the ONLY QB in Texas history with 3 or more games of passing for at least 5TDs. And hes only started 8 games

and he is 1-2 in those games.

The guy who caught the conversion is a walk on player who had never played an offensive snap of football. 

this motherfucker and his cocksucking shitty PAC 12 pussy coaches are gonna be here another 4 fucking years.  f

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And we lost two of them right?  Tonight and ou?

pussy Pac 12 Defense.

50 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  I was watching on my phone (at Stars game).  Card comes in.  Holds onto the ball 5 seconds too long.  I yell, "Throw the damn ball!" which probably confused quite a few people in my section.  He ends up fumbling.

more Lake Travis bullshit.  quit playing Lake Travis QB's.

When is the players only meeting where team leaders rip into these spineless pussies? Oh yeah, there are none- just like their gaping vagina of a coach.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

It’s not going to be a great Longhorn weekend

 

- this loss to kansas

- basketball is going to get beat by Gonzaga (which was really expected)

- women’s ball is going to get beat by Stanford tomorrow.

 

This is not good:

 

Women's soccer can beat SMU in the NCAA tourney tomorrow (I hope they don't, but - they can!).

Maybe it's just me, but seeing our coaches in the Veterans Day gear reminded me of this

Pin on Smile

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

more Lake Travis bullshit.  quit playing Lake Travis QB's.

We’ll, when you can’t get the Westlake qb’s. 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Casey had a school record 6 TD passes tho!

I think I just heard it was his third game this season with at least 5 TD's and that no other Texas QB has done that? 

 

 

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

If Card sees the field again without Casey hurt, Sark should be fired on the spot. 

Casey is hurt. But Card should never seen another meaningful, non-emergency snap at Texas.

42 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

and he is 1-2 in those games.

Kwiatkowski

This is new ground. Watching that goofball Chris Farley-looking fullback win the game, then fall on his fat ass trying to chest bump. You have to really go out of your way to humiliate yourself like this. It's not hyperbole, this program has become a national joke

This is new ground. Watching that goofball Chris Farley-looking fullback win the game, then fall on his fat ass trying to chest bump. You have to really go out of your way to humiliate yourself like this. It's not hyperbole, this program has become a national joke

Was it true that this play was this guy’s first offensive snap?
6 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Which is crazy bc when you watch him you realize his arm / accuracy aren’t even good. The offensive scheme works.

Unfortunately, nothing else on this team does. 

 

Yeah it's a crazy stat.  He's left so many more touchdowns on the field too with his inaccuracy and bad ball placement.  Even his touchdown passes barely make it to the receiver.  We get an above average QB and we win a few more games this season. 

 

 

 

This defense is why Hudson fucking card looked like the future of Texas.  My daughter would have 225 yards passing on this shit def and she’s 13

This is suppose to be the best months of the year with Holidays/Family etc. Why dont I feel happy though. Nichole44, if you are out there, we could sure use some pics to help us out of this alcohol induced feeling of hoplesness. Think about the impact you will have on this community. Think about how much positive you will contribute.

I was in such a shitty mood last night and finally decided it’s just not worth it. I’m not sure I’ll watch another game this year. 

7 hours ago, Loather said:

This is new ground. Watching that goofball Chris Farley-looking fullback win the game, then fall on his fat ass trying to chest bump. You have to really go out of your way to humiliate yourself like this. It's not hyperbole, this program has become a national joke

User name checks out 

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Was it true that this play was this guy’s first offensive snap?

Yep, walkon playing because everyone else was hurt  

Edited by Jatrain

Sark is a literal regard. Like, he's Charlie Strong level stupid. 

If he can somehow choose to play offense starting both halves, then that will be cool?
8 hours ago, Loather said:

This is new ground. Watching that goofball Chris Farley-looking fullback win the game, then fall on his fat ass trying to chest bump. You have to really go out of your way to humiliate yourself like this. It's not hyperbole, this program has become a national joke

He CAUGHT the ball, unlike several players in burnt orange. 

2 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


If he can somehow choose to play offense starting both halves, then that will be cool?

Fingers crossed he can actually play offense in the second half anyway 

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