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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark has never come back down by 10 but is that at the half or at any point?

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Worst helmet in CFB?

we are in free fall at terminal velocity

Nah there's still some speed to pick up before reaching terminal V. We'll get there by the end of this one at this rate.
1 minute ago, NashLonghorn said:

Dark ain’t going anywhere.  Think of this as the mid 50s teams coached by Price. 

Slightly racist

There is no fuckin' passion on this team right now.

WTF !!! 

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1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Xavier Worthy didn't even try to catch that ball. Why bother playing the 2nd quarter? This game is over 

probably hasn't practiced catching the ball with his feet

Someone needs to plant a quarter full bottle of booze in Sark's car and then call in a tip to UTPD.

We learned our lesson, instead of sitting the entire second half, this time we're sitting out the first...genius!?

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Is there anything lower than rock bottom? Cause I think we about to need that label.

This is almost, "do they play football in China?  Because we're about to find out!" level of bottom.

Watching the klan farmers game. Any chance we can get Joey Freshwater.


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3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I don't know what the punishment is for getting shut out by Kansas.  But it better had be some Randall Flagg shit.

Sark will survive. But should he?

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I want this chump fired tonite.  If not, CDC can go first, then we can fire the fraud.

I mean, the most entertaining aspect of loss will be watching the administration decide how to deal with it.

The pressure to fire him will be other worldly.

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark has never come back down by 10 but is that at the half or at any point?

Any point. If we win this will be his only ten plus point comeback.   Lololololol

 

great hire we made 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Keep Fucking that chicken

Are you looking in the mirror while saying this? 

10 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

We don't have the talent of Kansas? IT"S FUCKING COACHINNG!

Curb Your Enthusiasm Bingo GIF by Jason Clarke

Sark will survive. But should he?

If he loses to Kansas he should be launched out of the solar system.
I mean, the most entertaining aspect of loss will be watching the administration decide how to deal with it.
The pressure to fire him will be other worldly.

No it won’t.
1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


You can see it in their eyes. They just don’t care.

I don't get it...

We are literally the worst team in college football right now. Lol

2010 Garrett Gilbert hangs half a hundred on our defense right now. Who the fuck is our D coordinator and when does he start packing his shit up? 

Our team plays like they have trouble grasping the basics of the game, or like 11 individuals doing their own thing on every play. Or both.

Who’s our third string QB? May have to go that in the 2nd half. 

Thanks Sark and your shitty team, I’m over here trying to explain to my 6 year old daughter how a bird can beat a Longhorn. Christ, fuck my life.

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I was hoping that gun was putting our season out of its misery. 

That was Bevo killing himself. 

I doubt it but If any of you fucking losers on the football team read surly. 
 

You’re a fucking embarrassment to the sport of football on any level. You’re offensive to anything resembling a man. You’re the biggest fucking joke outside of 1916 Cumberland and I’d wager they would beat your asses up and down the field. It a nutshell. Go fuck yourself

(not you 2,5, or 8. ) I’m sorry you guys are wasting your college careers 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Energy on this team right now....

bunny lol GIF by Disney

 

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when the announcers are saying that your players dont give a shit you have a serious problem

 

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader?

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The kansas coach called that one. He pays attention.

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Thanks Sark and your shitty team, I’m over here trying to explain to my 6 year old daughter how a bird can beat a Longhorn. Christ, fuck my life.

Bevo be like, "aw hell no, don't put my name on this shit!"

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We learned our lesson, instead of sitting the entire second half, this time we're sitting out the first...genius!?

We practiced it last week. 

If his thumb is so hurt, then pull him for fuck’s sake. 

Just now, bolverk said:

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader.

UPS Driver

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

WVU will hang 60+ on us

Yes that game is going to be a blowout. Like a 40 point drubbing.  

I’m watching Kansas man handle us.  This is not even competitive….

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