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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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#505
1 minute ago, NashLonghorn said:

Dark ain’t going anywhere.  Think of this as the mid 50s teams coached by Price. 

Slightly racist

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#508
1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Xavier Worthy didn't even try to catch that ball. Why bother playing the 2nd quarter? This game is over 

probably hasn't practiced catching the ball with his feet

#509

Someone needs to plant a quarter full bottle of booze in Sark's car and then call in a tip to UTPD.

#510

We learned our lesson, instead of sitting the entire second half, this time we're sitting out the first...genius!?

#511
1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Is there anything lower than rock bottom? Cause I think we about to need that label.

This is almost, "do they play football in China?  Because we're about to find out!" level of bottom.

#515
3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I don't know what the punishment is for getting shut out by Kansas.  But it better had be some Randall Flagg shit.

Sark will survive. But should he?

#516
3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I want this chump fired tonite.  If not, CDC can go first, then we can fire the fraud.

I mean, the most entertaining aspect of loss will be watching the administration decide how to deal with it.

The pressure to fire him will be other worldly.

#517
2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark has never come back down by 10 but is that at the half or at any point?

Any point. If we win this will be his only ten plus point comeback.   Lololololol

 

great hire we made 

#518
2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Keep Fucking that chicken

Are you looking in the mirror while saying this? 

#522
I mean, the most entertaining aspect of loss will be watching the administration decide how to deal with it.
The pressure to fire him will be other worldly.

No it won’t.
#523
1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


You can see it in their eyes. They just don’t care.

I don't get it...

#525

2010 Garrett Gilbert hangs half a hundred on our defense right now. Who the fuck is our D coordinator and when does he start packing his shit up? 

#528

Our team plays like they have trouble grasping the basics of the game, or like 11 individuals doing their own thing on every play. Or both.

#532
1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I was hoping that gun was putting our season out of its misery. 

That was Bevo killing himself. 

#535

I doubt it but If any of you fucking losers on the football team read surly. 
 

You’re a fucking embarrassment to the sport of football on any level. You’re offensive to anything resembling a man. You’re the biggest fucking joke outside of 1916 Cumberland and I’d wager they would beat your asses up and down the field. It a nutshell. Go fuck yourself

(not you 2,5, or 8. ) I’m sorry you guys are wasting your college careers 

#537

when the announcers are saying that your players dont give a shit you have a serious problem

 

#540

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader?

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#544
1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Thanks Sark and your shitty team, I’m over here trying to explain to my 6 year old daughter how a bird can beat a Longhorn. Christ, fuck my life.

Bevo be like, "aw hell no, don't put my name on this shit!"

#546
2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We learned our lesson, instead of sitting the entire second half, this time we're sitting out the first...genius!?

We practiced it last week. 

#548
Just now, bolverk said:

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader.

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