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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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Our QBs have become so retarded the play by play guys are teaching them how to throw the ball.

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3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Is there anything lower than rock bottom? Cause I think we about to need that label.

The Rock’s bottom bitch, and that’s our relationship to Kansas right now.

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it's amazing how fast our olinemen turn around to see what's going wrong

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This team thought they could show up and kansaa would lay down

I think if Kansas showed up and laid down, they would push them into the endzone. Or lay down right next to them. These players are shitty, and they don't seem to want to play for these coaches. Maybe they're too hard on them or something, but its a bad marriage.

8 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

This one.

Seriously, they said it was Kansas first 14 point lead since 1997.

 

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

2010 Garrett Gilbert hangs half a hundred on our defense right now. Who the fuck is our D coordinator and when does he start packing his shit up? 

I'd say Kansas is doing a pretty good job of packing his shit. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

If his thumb is so hurt, then pull him for fuck’s sake. 

Card is really terrible. 

Announcers must be in heaven. Last week they were calling Sioux Falls games, this week Texas. We are making dreams come true. 

Sadly it still wouldn't happen, but a loss in this game would absolutely be a fireable offense. Kansas is basically an FCS team

Hudson must be in the locker room sucking his thumb. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah uh, sark is fired if he loses to kansas.

 

 

 

there is no coming back from a loss to ku

Ballgame?? 

If his thumb is so hurt, then pull him for fuck’s sake. 

THATS how bad Card looks
3 minutes ago, Lurch said:


No it won’t.

This. We're Cal.

My 16 year old is at the game. Before leaving he said "it's Kansas at home at least I will be there for a win." He is learning about disappointment today.

 

8 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I want this chump fired tonite.  If not, CDC can go first, then we can fire the fraud.

The problem is CDC didn’t make this hire….BMD/BoR members did. 

CDC just did was he was told. 

Halftime speech: “Tonight we’re flipping the script.  Now WE’RE going to be coming from behind capping MFers in the 2nd half!!!”

We have one good player on this team. And he's a fucking freshman. 

The offensive live is offensive. The defensive line is soft. 

Everything about this is a fucking joke. 

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Slightly racist

Somewhat ironic.

Worthy, Bijan, and Roschon are the only dogs on this team. 

Should be able to pound the rock and get WR’s open 

Just now, Lurch said:


THATS how bad Card looks

Makes it hard to comprehend how the fuck Sark named him as starter in the first place. 

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

I think if Kansas showed up and laid down, they would push them into the endzone. Or lay down right next to them. These players are shitty, and they don't seem to want to play for these coaches. Maybe they're too hard on them or something, but its a bad marriage.

We are being worked by fucking KANSAS. 
 

At some point, blaming the players is clearly inaccurate.

I honestly hurt for Bijan. A generational talent. He will still go to the nfl thankfully 

1 minute ago, Lurch said:


THATS how bad Card looks

And our genius coaching staff decided he should start this season. Think about that 

Who in the fuck is Moochie? 

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