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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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"Steve Sarkisian is the master of manipulation."

Yup.

That was actually said.

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

We are going to have to outscore them cause our D ain't stopping shit

Good thing we spotted them 14 points. 

Just now, ONE YARD said:

Will this be sarks first ever ten point comeback win?!?

1 yard

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Sark is so good at getting people open, even our worthless receivers, hiring defensive coords, not so much

There goes the shutout! The offense is back

Makes it hard to comprehend how the fuck Sark named him as starter in the first place. 

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wut?

That’s what the announcers said, unless I completely misunderstood.

Just now, ONE YARD said:

Will this be sarks first ever ten point comeback win?!?

This D isn't stopping anyone.

Maybe Greg Abbott will call a special session to find out why this team sucks so much 

Casey can't throw. Every ball is is a wounded duck. And somehow this is still supposedly our best option. 

I hate everything about this, and this team. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Thompson found a little throwing rhythm- time to pull him for card!

Sark is a genius! Haven’t you heard??

Let’s drink wvertime we hear about this fucking thumb 

Shitty scheme there, good thing thompson bailed us out lol. Moochie probably free lanced and ran his own route for a TD. Gonna take these players just running their own plays to get us a win tonight. Lulz 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Thompson found a little throwing rhythm- time to pull him for card!

Yeah, seems like a good strategy to pull your QB who finally just hit a few passes.

Even after the Texas TD, I was silent.

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

And our genius coaching staff decided he should start this season. Think about that 

They said Thompson would play two drives, then Card.

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader?

Nah, we leave posting about other men's outfits up to you

Sure could use a monkey-based distraction right about now

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

We are being worked by fucking KANSAS. 
 

At some point, blaming the players is clearly inaccurate.

Bad coaching and good players still beats this Kansas team. They are playing with zero effort or heart.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh goody....now we get to watch the defense again

Well, technically, you won’t be watching defense. 

Luckily KU has less depth than we do. But we have a coaching staff that can’t adjust their own underwear.

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Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Shitty scheme there, good thing thompson bailed us out lol. Moochie probably free lanced and ran his own route for a TD. Gonna take these players just running their own plays to get us a win tonight. Lulz 

had to be, couldn't have been a good play design

Bijan probably needs to sit -- does not have a burst right now, and more hits on him could be bad

Let's get one of those "ID Police" thingies and run it over the names on the back of our jerseys.

Just now, WBT said:

Nah, we leave posting about other men's outfits up to you

I'm honored.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

They said Thompson would play two drives, then Card.

Card started the season for us and apparently isn’t good enough to get mins over a banged up Thompson. How bad are we at talent evaluation if that decision could ever be made?

We have two offenses. Ours, when we have the ball, and theirs when they have the ball.

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Bad coaching and good players still beats this Kansas team. They are playing with zero effort or heart.

Kansas HC would let you fuck his mother and wife at the same time for our players.

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

So Card's thumb works, right? 

His thumb is fine.  He just has a dislocated arm.

For the love of Satan, please let that score be our turning the corner in this game. Ou lost, aggy is losing, we need this win. I need this win.

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