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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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#608
Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

We are going to have to outscore them cause our D ain't stopping shit

Good thing we spotted them 14 points. 

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#610

Sark is so good at getting people open, even our worthless receivers, hiring defensive coords, not so much

#612
Makes it hard to comprehend how the fuck Sark named him as starter in the first place. 

Shinier turd
#613
2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wut?

That’s what the announcers said, unless I completely misunderstood.

#616
Just now, ONE YARD said:

Will this be sarks first ever ten point comeback win?!?

This D isn't stopping anyone.

#618

Casey can't throw. Every ball is is a wounded duck. And somehow this is still supposedly our best option. 

I hate everything about this, and this team. 

#620
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Thompson found a little throwing rhythm- time to pull him for card!

Sark is a genius! Haven’t you heard??

#622

Shitty scheme there, good thing thompson bailed us out lol. Moochie probably free lanced and ran his own route for a TD. Gonna take these players just running their own plays to get us a win tonight. Lulz 

#623
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Thompson found a little throwing rhythm- time to pull him for card!

Yeah, seems like a good strategy to pull your QB who finally just hit a few passes.

#625
2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

And our genius coaching staff decided he should start this season. Think about that 

They said Thompson would play two drives, then Card.

#627
5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader?

Nah, we leave posting about other men's outfits up to you

#629
2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

We are being worked by fucking KANSAS. 
 

At some point, blaming the players is clearly inaccurate.

Bad coaching and good players still beats this Kansas team. They are playing with zero effort or heart.

#630
2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh goody....now we get to watch the defense again

Well, technically, you won’t be watching defense. 

#633

Luckily KU has less depth than we do. But we have a coaching staff that can’t adjust their own underwear.

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#634
Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Shitty scheme there, good thing thompson bailed us out lol. Moochie probably free lanced and ran his own route for a TD. Gonna take these players just running their own plays to get us a win tonight. Lulz 

had to be, couldn't have been a good play design

#635

Bijan probably needs to sit -- does not have a burst right now, and more hits on him could be bad

#639
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

They said Thompson would play two drives, then Card.

Card started the season for us and apparently isn’t good enough to get mins over a banged up Thompson. How bad are we at talent evaluation if that decision could ever be made?

#647
1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Bad coaching and good players still beats this Kansas team. They are playing with zero effort or heart.

Kansas HC would let you fuck his mother and wife at the same time for our players.

#649
1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

So Card's thumb works, right? 

His thumb is fine.  He just has a dislocated arm.

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