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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who in the fuck is Moochie? 

Well it was Marcus Washington on the play.

But Kelvontay Dixon is Moochie.

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Hey we actually played a reverse pass correctly

We fell for that play 2 times this year already, so nice to see 3rd times a charm

Leipold had a pretty good record after rebuilding Buffalo.

Kansas is a first half juggernaut. Just ask OU

C'MON TEXAS! YOU BLOW COCK BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOSE TO KANSAS!

That delayed overshown blitz was trash


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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Kansas HC would let you fuck his mother and wife at the same time for our players.

That’s a great porn btw.

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Two back to back plays where I hadn’t heard of either Texas player. 

Probably a good thing. 

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Who the hell is Blackwell?

Someone coming to play 

“And the 7th seal opened as a basketball school got excited about a football game and a football school about a basketball game.  The sky became as black as sack cloth……..the moon became red as blood……”

Imagine being a recruit seeing this shit 

Playing time advantage

self pressure, the only pressure we can get!

Who the hell is Blackwell?

Damn, signing players off the street now.
Just now, b_p said:

Hey we actually played a reverse pass correctly

Not entirely.  11 is an idiot, on the backside of the play and he goes charging after the ball carrier like he's gonna be involved in the play if it really keeps going that way.  Completely lost contain and yes our DBs stayed home so we were lucky that chump threw the ball instead of just taking the 10 yards.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

no flag for running into the kicker?

Looked like he flopped, but it would be so Texas for us to extend their drive after our first stop.

Sure could use a monkey-based distraction right about now
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1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Wow, a 3 and out. Something is weird.

Bo Davis must have told the defense he bet his life’s savings on Kansas.

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

For the love of Satan, please let that score be our turning the corner in this game. Ou lost, aggy is losing, we need this win. I need this win.

TexAgs was talking shit about Cincinatti and how bad they looked against S.Fla and they would be last in the SEC.  

Karma.  Do not disturb.

This motherfucker keeps referring to this Texas team as “Goliath”…what the fuck is happening? 

“David vs Goliath” eh, as the announcers said. We, we know how that story ended.

6 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Kansas HC would let you fuck his mother and wife at the same time for our players.

Out of HS, i'm sure most programs would.

Gia Monkey could be acting HC for this team and they should be able to beat this team.

These players playing with no heart is on the coaches, but the players need to be able to self-motivate.

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Google just reported a massive spike in searches for Blackwell Texas Football

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Two back to back plays where I hadn’t heard of either Texas player. 

That's good!

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1 minute ago, b_p said:

Hey we actually played a reverse pass correctly

not so sure about #11

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Seeing some new names.

Coaches may be using the bench portal.  About time.

Young bloods getting some game reps. Good experience for them because this whole program needs to get dumped upside down and reexamined. 

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