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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I like when Texas makes plays it’s the players, when we shit the bed it’s clearly coaching lol. It’s a fun game we play on surly 

I’m amused that you think Kansas has more talent than Texas.

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Schooler carrying this team on his back. What a motherfucker he is. 

The faded out state outline at midfield along with the red paint in the end zone and our shitty team really make us look bush league.

Schooler is just not good but at least he gives a shit. Honestly that’s more than most of the other guys can say

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Anyone watching the Ole Miss game? They get a safety?

Yep

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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

I’m amused that you think Kansas has more talent than Texas.

they seem to at qb and oline

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

I’m amused that you think Kansas has more talent than Texas.

He didn't say that. He is making a point about the comments on coaching in this thread and you know it.

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Schooler gives a fuck. nice.

He has earned his TRing!🤘

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Anyone watching the Ole Miss game? They get a safety?

Yea after Ole Miss had first and goal at their 1 and got stuffed 4 straight plays

Just now, GhostOfTomChairman said:

Schooler excels against the little sisters of the poor when the athleticism is brought down to his level.

I’d take 10 guys who play as hard as he does.

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Starting to get loud in Austin, WTF???? My farts shake the earth more 

We are right outside the stadium and you can hear louder crickets 

Eli Manning cashing in on that Monday Night live double bird with a new hot sauce commercial might be the highlight of this game so far

 

1 minute ago, PatSolitanojr said:

He's way better than Brecklynn 

I wish. 

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

I’d take 10 guys who play as hard as he does.

Then we might really be Kansas

Did he just think it was 4th down?

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Anyone watching the Ole Miss game? They get a safety?

Ole Miss now outgaining them 409-78. Yet only 15-0.

as usual...

 

we either stop a team on 3 and out...

 

or no matter how they get the first first down of the drive....   once they get that first first down..... we proceed to let them drive the rest of the fucking way down the field to score something. 

 

but we like to really twist the knife by mixing in 2 or 3  3rd and longs being converted and/or  letting them get within 2 yards of the 1st to allow for a 4th down try,  which our opponents are something like 24/30 on converting 4th down on us this fucking year.  a 80% fucking conversion rate on 4th down.....

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

He didn't say that. He is making a point about the comments on coaching in this thread and you know it.

He's a hypocrite who's been ascribing all positive plays to the coaching and all negative plays to the players since the start of the season. And you know it.

I decided to spend the evening playing  with my son rather than watch bad football. Just checking in now. I’m pretty pumped to see us hanging with Kansas.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

We are right outside the stadium and you can hear louder crickets 

Well, in all fairness the crickets are bummed and heavily drink too…

Guys, Foster sucks ass. I need another Schooler out there. 

Is Foster being paid to give these guys 5 yards of space?

Our defense gets schemed so often. 

Defense is so bad at every level.  We should be stout up front but we get blown off the ball almost every game.  Don't get me started on the fantastically shitty secondary.

This is a shitshow. I guess Kansas wishes they had been playing their redshirt QB all year? 

Thank goodness they went for the reverse pass last time.

Just now, GhostOfTomChairman said:

3rd and long...easy money

Yep wide open. 

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

He didn't say that. He is making a point about the comments on coaching in this thread and you know it.

And I was making a comment on the inverse of his statement.

 

Texas talent level is Unquestionably Higher than that of Kansas.

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Eli Manning cashing in on that Monday Night live double bird with a new hot sauce commercial might be the highlight of this game so far

 

Fucking awesome commercial.

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